This is Halo now

Fuck is that

>Haro

>Loathsome

divershitty in action

Not a single white Male in the entire show, a series that was originally all white except that one funny captain.
Now here come the Reddit niggerloving trannies to say cope and seethe, when niggers would be crying racism and pampered by the government if something didn’t have blacks. Fuck niggers and spics

>game already dead
>show was dead on arrival
Who is this franchise for nowadays?

>my said it's my turn on the halo

More like gaylo

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>I GO TO HONG KONG

a prophet...

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XUE HUA PIAO PIAO BEI FENG XIAO XIAO
TIAN DI YO PIAN CHANG MANG

Kek

Herro?

>sees Ayys slaughter everyone she loves
>is only saved because of UNSC intervention
>"WTF HOW COULD THE UNSC DO THIS TO US"

hope that Youtube bullshit doesn't send him into hiding again

Why is the film industry so obsessed with trying to prove ugliness isn't ugly?

Better than nu-halo

most IPs don't contain hispanics or blacks and lack any of the complaints you're bitching about

Can someone explain the phenomenon of the white Caucasoid being the most objectively attractive human?
Even other races agree to this fact and often their standards of beauty are an attempt to emulate the Caucasoid features.
Is beauty truly subjective?

Watching the E;R video. I thought he was that annoyed fat furry retard.

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Halo? More like CULO!

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Looks like a videogame.

Someone should make a fart remix of the main Halo theme

Haro Genki!

>See dad get killed by aliens
>See whole outpost of civilians, many of whom were your friends, get killed by aliens
>Blackanda asks for you to give a statement to the other innies that the Covenant are real
>LOL NO FUCK YOU I SAY SPARTANS DID IT
Her hairstyle already made her passively unlikeable, this was just full blown retardation.

Halo Reach (the book) would have been the easiest adaptation in the fucking universe; why do they keep doing this OC donut steel garbage? Same shit with The Witcher. If you can adapt Dune you can adapt fucking gaylo; just stick to the script, cut what you need for time and budget, and send it out.

>Complaining about diversity in halo
Halo 2 had you be a literal alien for a large share of the game and Miranda keys was a main character in that
Bungie made sure to make the marines as diverse as possible from the start
Foehammer was a woman
Also ODST was pretty multiethnic with its squad
Like it is on par course for halo to be like that, it's 2550 AD and is a society ran by globalists no shit it'd be diverse

No that's dishonored wolf

Agreed. I have dropped it from my PVR

Why bother spending all that money buying the rights if you're not going to be faithful and tell the story? Paramount wasted all that money

halo? more like wow

>Is beauty truly subjective?
No. We'd like to think so, but no.

who is this ugly shitskin?

That wasn't even a credible threat. Innies are stupider than ever, they were already stupid fucks in the lore and always shown to be bumbling idiots but this show manages to make them look even stupider while acting like they're in the right.

It’s so stupid. How do you mess up “space man kill aliens”

Why does it look so fake?

Redpill me about the Halo books, I heard they're good, but are ALL of them good? I would be surprised if the last few ones aren't pozzed or retarded

E;R is the Avatar guy.

HEY 10 MILLION DOLLAR BUDGET PLEASE UNDERSTAND WE CANT WORK ON THIS TYPE OF BUDGET.
i.e money laundered 100%

legit don't feel any sympathy for the UNSC to put her down like a rabid dog.
Like how is that sympathetic that you're such a hardliner the proof is their, and you'd still capitalize this by lying to your own comrades for actual political points while your father, and people were slaughtered indiscriminately

that thing is the ugliest alien ive ever seen. its mindboggling that something that hideous could be put on television.

its basically what "immigrants" and "diversity" is today - "fucking white people i hate you, you are the worst, let me into your country and give me free shit, oh im in your land, fuck i hate white people, why wont you just die, this entire country should be turned into the shithole i just left'.

Not all of them are good. Of those that I've read,
The Flood is a retelling of Halo 1 with some extra stuff added in, mostly what the other UNSC forces were doing in the ring, a plot about a Grunt and an Elite, and the unfortunate fate of Jenkins.
First Strike centers around Chief and Johnson returning to Earth after Halo 1, with a quick stop at Reach and some other problems along the way.
Ghosts of Onyx is about Spartan IIIs, which are their own kind of fucked, and some internal UNSC problems.

that's my wife(!)

Master Chief is a incel.

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halo died years ago, microsoft ensured that

you are 100% correct

The PC term is autosexual, you chud.

>He knew

well shit on a stick and call be debra.

aaaaaaHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA

Of course it's black man on white woman.

I'm not surprised that it's terrible, but I am surprised at how much Yea Forums seems to care. It is pretty eye opening. You dudes watch a lot of terrible shit.

That's the fetish, and bait.

WE FLY HIGH
NO LIE
YOU KNOW DIS

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>Aliens nuke her shitty village
>MC and Spartans save her ass
>"REEEE I WILL SAY YOU MURDERED EVERYONE"
>"Why?"
>"REEEEEEEEEEEE" *refuses to while friends blood and guts off her face for two episodes"

Doesn't even matter that the writers don't know or care about lore, they are just plain retarded and can't write for shit

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