Fia. Deathbed Companion

Damn

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>I will take you into my arms as often as you need
Yeah cool, but um..You kind of smell like sweat, jizz, BO, and death for some reason and it's kind of creeping me out.

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Fia’s ideology is that all the animated Death deserves to live, except that everything that is animated by the Destined Death rune being stolen seems to be essentially brainless at best and maliciously murderous normally… with no actual agency. Fia is a fucking moron.

EVERYONE HAS AIDS

I would think fucking dead people back to life would be something that makes her more of a moron but, hey, who am I to judge. hahaha like I wouldn't hug hahahaha I'm not THAT desperate hahaha

oh god

Fia's rotten pussy...

youtube.com/watch?v=Prhi3_Nvt3U&ab_channel=BadfishKoo

She also dies fucking a fish, don't forget that part.

Melina. Someone.

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>u kind of smell like sweat, jizz, BO, and death
hot

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Redundancy

She fucks fish too? Damn, must smell like james river low tide down there

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She's cool, I wish the D/Rogier/Fia plot sideplot, and TWLID wasn't so undercooked, the DS story formula is stifling Elden Ring's potential in a way

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>except that everything that is animated by the Destined Death rune being stolen seems to be essentially brainless at best and maliciously murderous normally
You're implying that's not how everything in the game acts

Daily reminder Goldmask laments these fanatical madmen and thinks they are retards.

would you?

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say NO to whores anons

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Fuck Goldmask

Cuddling with Fias sweaty cumstained body....

I killed her :^)

disgusting

not even a hug? youve got plenty of vigor

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>scared shitless with no armor until you clear the way
>Kills her while she is asleep
What a loser.

where is it

>deathbed smalls so sexy wearing them gets you banned
FROMSOOOFT

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And why is she steaming? Smoke? Vapors?
Necrophilia musk?

>wearing them gets you banned
Proof? I got mine from some dude that dropped them for me, and i have yet to be banned.

I'd rather hug Malenia and she's infested with Scarlet Rot.

Yea, sadly her ending is honestly the dumbest choice

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muh dick

They suck life-force from people, either from hugging or sex. Then they have sex with a dead noble to resurrect them using that life force.

>asleep

homosexuals are grotesque freaks and 90% of them got diddled as kids

*Fia, the town bike

DEEP INHALE

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>dumbest choice
>while peepeepoopooman exists

You all really saw her intro cinematic as the fucking "death-bed companion" decided to let your dick do the thinking

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Nothing wrong with fucking her, I'm not gonna raise her child anyway

peepooman at least solves a problem. fia is a dumb bitch with a dumb ending which solves nothing at all.

>Use the camera to see inside her dress
>You can see the veins on her legs

HNNNNNG

It makes undeath an actual part of the golden order. So far people living in death are being hunted and destroyed specifically because they're outside of the golden order and the hunters are fanatics. Like D.

I concede.

Fia solves the undead problem, Dung Eater solves the Omen problem, while also making everyone's existence even after death torture unending

Proverbs 5:1-5
King James Version
5 My son, attend unto my wisdom, and bow thine ear to my understanding:

2 That thou mayest regard discretion, and that thy lips may keep knowledge.

3 For the lips of a strange woman drop as an honeycomb, and her mouth is smoother than oil:

4 But her end is bitter as wormwood, sharp as a two-edged sword.

5 Her feet go down to death; her steps take hold on hell.

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BLUE BOARD user

I CAN'T STOP SNIFFING FIA'S CROTCH BROS

FUUUUUUUUCK MY DEATH METER IS RISING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

there's a 100% chance you were too, fag

Fia's rune solves a lot of problems and saves a lot of lives. You're just a stealth scatfag.

At the very end of her quest when she hugs me tighter than usual and tells me she's going to lay with another man and have his kid, I had a raging boner the whole time

What does this mean?

Who?

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