The absolute state of Halo

Anything not made by Bungie is not Halo.

>regular male bodies are poop
guess that's why you cut your dick off and swallowed these hormone pills

>can't understand the concept of metaphor
nice one idiot

>Chief is butt naked
>Cortana is fully clothed

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What the fuck is this shit? Now i'm convinced this was some Jew's shitty script repurposed into a Halo show

>male nudity

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Please pretend this doesn't exist. It worked great for Cowboy Bebop.

>Panel censor is reflected
kek

Hmm, I was expecting him to be more muscular.

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>take men's thing and bait and switch with feminism to try and have both audiences
getting really sick of jews

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More like GAYLO
LMAO!!

I knew this scene would trigger /pol/cels

you love to see it

Anyone got the pic showing all the Jews working on the show? I wish I had saved it.

post links unrelated to pic

if you put naked men in your tv shows y ou are gay

What does /fa/ think about his outfit?

Thats a lie halo wars was fine

>Halo 1-3
>Chief is just a super soldier making the occasional quip as he blows his way through hordes of the covenant
>Halo 4 and beyond
>OH GOD I'M SO LONELY AND SOCIALLY AWKWARD PLEASE HELP ME CORTANA

do ukranians really?

>can have a butt naked Chief in show
>can NOT have a butt naked Cortana
>Cortana was originally shown without clothes in the trilogy in all scenes
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
This show really is made for faggots

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they are not even the same thing tranny

Why do you give a shit about what a board of literal children in hot topic hoodies thinks?

HE'S ONLY HUMAN AFTER ALL DON'T PUT THE BLAME ON HIM

>he doesnt want the opinion of the other boards
you are a fag

Game's not doing very well either. already selling at half-off

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>naked men
>no naked women
Straggots BTFOed, bussybros we won.

Now I just remembered ME Andromeda exists
Thanks a lot

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>They didn't give Chief blue eyes
Considering the fact Reach shat on and retconned Fall of Reach I'm going to assume 343 doesn't give a shit about their own established continuity.

blue eyes could upset the brownoids

This, i'm tired of people saying he's human in 343 games, he's a retarded autist in those games

>if you don't like looking at other men's dick, that's because you want to suck other men's dick
doi.apa.org/doiLanding?doi=10.1037/0021-843X.105.3.440

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never played or cared for halo, is this sf show worth watching?

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Gotta love all these video game series / movies and how they make it a point to not give a fuck about their established audience.
I remember them gloating that they never played a Halo game, Cortana is not nude but no problem with the dude showing his ass to please or attract a female audience (since they think the core base audience is a sure thing).
Same thing with that Metal Gear movie and how they are "still trying to figure out a plot".
How many times now have they failed to make a good video game adaptation because they refuse to use the established story?
It's not that hard to take the established story people already love and just change it so that it fits into the movie / series format.

Looks like a trash version of Starcraft 2 Heart of the swarm and that one is already trash.

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And just like that here's your answer

FINALLY the REAL halo fans get to know what master chief's face and ass look like. looking forward to memorizing the shape of his penis in episode 4. anyone pretending that wasn't exactly what they were wondering every single second of gameplay in halo 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, Reach, and even ODST isn't a real halo fan AND WON'T BE MISSED!

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>are you sure this scene will win over more Halo fans
>Halo fans?

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She about to peg him or something?

>How many times now have they failed to make a good video game adaptation because they refuse to use the established story?
47.
youtube.com/watch?v=alQlJDRnQkE

Is that supposed to be some flood shit or is it the lekgolo?

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looks like a strong and fierce Hallway Scene (tm) to me

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fucking kek

GAYLO

when is MCC getting workshop support bros

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Jesus, even the original Predator had better looking plasma effects

lekgolo

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WORMED

I've always thought it would be more fun to have a detective story where they stumble onto the grand ICA conspiracy and slowly pieces together that one person is offing them one by one.
The final scene is just them washing their face or something while talking on the phone and the camera pans up to show the suit and red tie and silver baller pointed at the back of the detective's head and you cut to credits there.