How do I into chess...

>post-masturbation
>pre-masturbation

>Incorrect punctuation
Run.

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I know, right? Not one söyjak, dead nigga webm or smug Trump pic to be found itt, what happened to the Yea Forums I've known and loved for almost 6years?

Download whatever chess app you want and practice with randos. If you don't wanna get good, just figure out what pieces do what and form your own strats. Don't expect any of em to work on old dudes who've been playing since the 50s and shit. Those kind of players can teach you a lot about reading the board and securing good positions and shit

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Chess is a simplistic game, play a grand strategy game instead.

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Are you from Yea Forums?

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Chess is boring, play yugioh instead.

you are literally never too old to play chess to get good at chess.

a mix of tourists, newfags and zoomers acting as if they are on constant butthurt, board is dead, go ask teegee

*negates you*

ugooo

It is well established that you have to start young to even be an IM. I could spend 10k hours learning theory and practicing and still get destroyed by 10 year olds. Getting actually good is out of the question.

play video games instead

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no its not lol,look at ben fine gold.

And of course you re gonna get destroyed by a sunbhuman Indian that's only 10 years old, they been playing chess for 6 years or more.

First educate yourself
youtube.com/watch?v=0RHLtx9r2LA

Ben Finegold was a master at 14 and IM at 20. Thanks for proving my point.

Built for BBC

He was handed the title for being jewish

and only became a gm at 40 or 50, dudes a fucking legend.

chess is a game of rote memorization so if you are 20+ you are at a significant disadvantage from those who had started much younger

she will look good as a milf too if she doesn't get too fat

chess is shit. nine men's morris is where it's at.

Lichess play puzzles, study/practice openings.

Feel like most online chess playing is vs ppl using an ai to win for them

start playing, you'll learn after a few dozens losses

gringomutt spotted

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Is she mixed? Something in the way she looks doesn't seem entirely asian.

Who dis?

make an account on Lichess and play

She was so cute bros

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Chess is for faggots. Higher you climb the ladser, more faggits you encounter. In curentlly at 1700 and every other match is against a faggot who will do anything to force a draw. All they play is a counter to your move witch usualy leads to my victory or they spam check until lichess makes it a draw... fuck the game and fuck anyone playing it. Fuck you presious rank, you dont deserve it.

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Russel & Norvig

The duality of a man.

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That's a given.

git gud

But there is no gud to be git. Everyone with a high rank is a draw forcing faggit.

Judging by the way you keep spelling faggot I am going to go ahead and say its a (you) problem

It's called plastic surgery. Like all ayys that look good

im not even a footfag, i am honest, but i would unironically massage and kiss her feet if she came out of the shower

kinda weird how feet became so attractive to me over the last couple of months, i even find myself fapping to my imagination of massaging and cumming on a girl's feet

is it because i fap 5 times a day and this is just the next "new" thing that is fresh

I see you are the type faggot i was talking about. You dont deserve your rank, forcing draws doesnt make you good. If you werent such a retard youd notice it was a typo.

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You did it twice. It wasnt a typo, youre just retarded. Also, I dont play chess online

my thread with Botez was 404
not fair
there is btw

>I've wasted my life doing nothing, so I might as well continue doing nothing because some study said I'm worthless

Holy fucking shit it's easy to indoctrinate some people

buck breaking cock?

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bro im sorry but you ARE a footfag.

I JUST WANT A CUTE GF WITH CUTE FEET

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This book is what you're looking for. It's how all the Russian chess giants were trained.

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Chess IS a game often played on an interactive video format. Unfortunately it's adjacent to gambling because people sometimes place stakes on the game irl so It gets confused with stuff like video poker.

Play chess.

> Russian chess giants
ugh... Americans own the game, Russians were only good at it cause they were the only ones that played it before Fischer made them realize they sucked at the game, nobody cares about Russian chess anymore.

This is me post- and pre-fap

I'm blacktoes tolerant :)

let's settle this once and for all

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She absolutely did get work done, but saying only the ones with it look good is a bit of an overstatement

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