Confess my child.
Elden Ring
I love my wife Ranni!
i beat half of the game spamming rykard´s blade hability
i use you as a damage calculator
I jilled malenia trumo with dirty mosquitos in under 2 minutes.
I feel shame.
I summoned in every Gargoyle fight
I'm habitually indecisive with my weapons and stubbornly refuse to level up at all because I thought Melina was suspicious at first and played most of the game so far without her accord, and want to continue doing so but I chose Astrologer so it's not RL1, but RL6 and not as impressive.
The weapons I really want to play with I can't because they have requirements higher than gear, talismans, and Godrick's great rune can get me, but they look really fun to use so I'm split between abandoning my no-level journey or not at this point.
I use the drill blade because it is fun
I didnt become the frenzy lord only because hewg asked me to become elden lord in his last moments
I'm on NG+4 and I still haven't stopped levelling.
I'm 231 right now.
I feel bad, but I can't stop.
I'm at 300 hours played and I only use the Claymore and Bastard Sword
One for bloodhound step and the other for wild strikes.
I also use a longbow I guess.
I use fextra regularly as an item checklist. I don't like fextra, but I use it a lot.
Obviously unrelated but does anyone know where I can get an authentic/high quality pope hat?
i used mimic tear on melanis first phase after fighting her for 2 hours.... im sorry i didnt really beat the game....
I loved the fuck out of the game while I was playing it, but now it's finished, I have absolutely no intention returning to it. Spent a lot of time exploring and collecting and now I'd have to follow a wiki to get every item/spell.. It seems like a drag.
I killed Loud with poison and scarlet rot just to humiliate him
First 2 weeks was pvp heaven. Good mix of shitters and experienced players, all of which had shit gear. One day, I noticed every time I invaded, either host or a phantom was running moonlight veil. This was invading in the floating fortress with tornados and shit I don't remember the name. Due to the sudden change in meta, I rerolled from a STR/FTH build to a STR/INT build with just enough points on dex to use moonlight veil. Haven't gone back since. At least 70% success rate with invasions since. They need to nerf that fucking weapon art. If they just halved the range of the vertical slash it would be next to useless, but it's so fucking fast and travels so far you can almost always catch someone when they backpedal. Which in 3v1, someone's gonna backpedal at some point and feed me free heals or just get host killed. I also later added a STR scaled Roger's Rapier with bloodhound step to catch runners. It's fucking dirty but it works too often not to use.
despite the blatant gay way of the developers tell of how your character act in the story and boring characters I like cyberpunk 2077 now
no I did not buy it
Samee
I summoned for 3 major boss fights.
>malenia
>godskin duo
>elden beast/radagon because I got so fucking sick of refighting him
Bro you gotta 1v1 malenia. It's a fucking hassle but it feels so good to practically parry the bitch to death
I never found the rock spell, so I had to summon for Rennala on my pure int caster.
I've also been using Comet Azur to first try cheese bosses on my blind first playthrough.
Turtle Pope.... I've slain all of the merchants in the Lands Between. I have sinned.
i look up where anything i want is
i'm not fucking around the whole world looking for 'smithing stone [5]' or anything else when i can just take 10 seconds to pull up an interactive map and go directly to it
>sinned
it was public service
I was going to try to this time since I'm starting my second and new play through.
The issue my first time was I was a dumb ass that blindly tried doing a strength build. But to be fair none of us knew any better when the game just came out, and while I hit her super hard the attack wind ups just did me in too much.
when i beat the game i was lvl 170
I rolled STR but always used the big morning star(bleed)+freezing grease for everything even remotely challenging
I genuinely had to uninstall because Elden Ring was ruining my life by taking away all my productivity
I summoned in every 2v1 fight.
Fuck you game, i can do it too.
I kinda hate the game during/after Atlus
Cosplaying Sakuya Izayoi and had shitloads of fun
BUT
Have not even finished the game since I am only invading/pvping, about to hit rune limit and have no will of replaying or making a new build once done because there is just too much content for a new character.
I cheesed the Elder Dragon Greyoll by attacking the tail for about 5 minutes
As soon as you inflict the killing blow on the dragon hop on Torrent and sprint over to the grace to respawn her for free runes and kill her as many times as you like. Break level 50 in less than 10 mins lol
I poissoned my wife ranni and now I need forgiveness
As you should. Fuck gargoyles
Based, fuck twin gargoyels, fuck twin grave wardens and fuck godskin duo
I went through 80% of the game on autopilot can't even remember what happened
I used moonveil before I knew it was meta and summoned on every fight.
>I've slain all of the demon worshipping merchants in the Lands Between.
Good, just as Marika intended.
I took a sadistic pleasure bleeding the duo with blood flame/great stars/prelate charge combo
i always never know what to say in these threads, yet i feel there's something i should reveal.
I died to Rennala 3 times.
>lost interest in ds1 before two hour mark
>enjoyed and completed ds2 and 3 several times
>quickly lost interest in bb for the sub 30 fps slideshow it is
>got stuck in sekiro after 10 hours
>but wanted to see everything so used cheats to beat the game
>stuck as well in elding
>but haha online game so can't use cheats to see everything in the game i paid for
I would've but on my first try I got such perfect rng that I beat the first gargoyle before the second one even reached me. I spammed charged r2s, broke stance and on the crit, I procced Frost and the first gargoyle was left with a few hits worth of health.
I need forgiveness for using the fingerring shield and serpent slaying spear before it became popular/known.
I looked at a guide for Ranni's quest and how to get to Consecrated Snowfield.
that's nothing, i died to Gideon 6 times... on my second playthrough... haha...
A died more to Renalla than Malenia. Why? I was a mage. I had to read online about the gravity spells which allow me to do physical damage. It was a nightmare because the phase 1 is just a mess of shit being thrown around.
If you get unlucky or arent being agressive enough, he can kill you in a blink chaining some bullshit spell combo spam, so not that strange. I switched from an UGS to a partly upgraded straight sword so i could just stunlock him after he killed me 2 times.
Was the 2x Gargoyle fight suppose to be hard. I did someone and is also a sorcerer. I don't put points in Vigor as a handicap.
I fantasize about being a shota getting molested by Malenia
>implying Malenia wasn't the one being molested by a shota
Miquella was a groomer
what? it doesn't respawn
This, Miquella is this iterations Griffith
I enjoy the game but I find almost every enemy, encounter, or boss, to just be an eye rolling annoyance. They're all either stupid fast, never stop attacking, infinite stamina, can attack from literally any distance and hit you, track everything, bash your HP down in 2-3 hits no matter your armor/talismans/vig level, etc. And more. It's all entirely beatable but it's just like.. idk there's just this feeling that you don't really get to play the game. You just wait for your one slight opening[s] to get hits in and that's it. Maybe you cheese them with an op build or use lots of summons or magic or whatever. It's boring in a way. You get knocked down or see them about to do their mega-anime wombo combo or your in a fight with multiple enemies all attacking/advancing/etc at the same time. Sometimes they literally even teleport behind you to hit you. I basically put the controller down and just wait for it to be over or dodge over and over until you get your hit in.
Maybe I'm not describing it well but I think the player character is too hampered and slow or restricted in what you can do beside what the enemies can do.
Running double daggers on a new fresh character. The shitness of using daggers only
tempted me to summon.
I used mimic to beat malenia.
The one time in the whole game.
I swap out my broadsword for the Miquellan Knight sword when I need holy damage.
I'm doing a RoB samurai fun for 2nd playthrough and its as busted as I've heard holy shit. I feel as strong at lvl 70 as I did at lvl 150 with my old faith guy.
Did your discord tell you this wouldn't stand out?
what the fuck are you talking about faggot?
Good all the dragon fights in ER suck
I beat phase one by hitting the bubbles with my staff's r2.
I didnt feel anything
>I enjoy the game but I find almost every enemy, encounter, or boss, to just be an eye rolling annoyance.
This reads like every other hello fellow gamers type bullshit you see from political activists.
>t. shitter
I killed Zanzibart
I summon NPCs even when I probably don't need to, just because I like seeing my cool roundtable friends in action.
I turned on God Mode at Farum Azula and just walked through the last few boses.
Boy does the endgame suck.
>y-you're a shitter!
no one said they were hard you dumbfuck no ones questioning your masculinity no need to get defensive, they fucking suck you get on your horse you poke them until they die how is that fun?
>those hacked stats
Of course you wouldn't lol.
Frenzied Flame ending feels more right than Ranni's ending
This, I was promised Dark-eater Midir tier fights by the network test players.
What shield is that? It looks rater fashionable.
I tried but wasn't viable. I was full into mind and intelligence. My first point into Vigor or any other stat was at level ~70 or something.
How do i hack on ps5?
You tell us. If you were in some ng+7 or something you'd be getting more than 100 runes for killing him.
Forgot the name
>can't get his hat
Protip - when uploading images and you want to pretend its from ps5 don't upload the image in the native resolution of your 4k monitor.
I CE maxed my stats out just so I can use all the weapons and spells I pick up.
Ok retard. Are you implying i cant kill him or something in a new game?
Fuck that. As long as she has a near instakill attack that she can boot up from any distance, it's not worth my time. I did great so many times, only for a point blank WF Dance to end everything instantly. Having an archer spirit there to stagger her every minute or so, give me breathing room and occasionally take aggro, made it bearable.
haligtree knight shield
i need someone to test a thing.
could someone pick a +0 shield, slap carian retaliation on it and test the damage of the swords on an enemy, then upgrade the shield as much as possible and hit the same enemy with the same stats?
With that damage and fp pool, yes.