Tfw people think you're gay for playing as a girl but you're actually playing as a boy dressed as a girl

>mom opened up a package of mine for an anime figure
>she does it again
so glad i moved out

This guy’s mother must be pretty uneducated since she literally wrote out every word other than man, woman, and mom in hiragana instead of kanji

user....???

Faggot

lmao you are a retarded EOP.

>my horse cock dildo cabinet

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Man.. I remember not being an adult.

I’m in the military and I’m currently in Okinawa but I still send vidya to them to pick up once I get back. They just accidentally open my shit from time to time because they’re hoarders that live in the middle of nowhere so they get a shitload of crap shipped to them all the time

Post the kanji for chinchin if you're so great.

>horse cock dildo cabinet
Oh yeah I hate when that happen too

my mom found my 20cm italian pornstar dildo and thought i was useing it on my onenightstands with random thots.
hehe yeah th-that´s what it was for.
got tired of cleaning the shit off it and felt disgusted but prostagaesms are KINO.
not gay though just liked a huge dildo up my ass as i jerked myself off at the same time.
now in a 3 year relationship my girl wont even finger my butt and suck on my nuts or deepthroat me at the same time.
it´s SAD many such cases.
how do you guys deal with wanting a dick up your ass but not being attracted to men or twinks or trans?

>mom sees my place full of anime shit, including dakis and even ball jointed dolls
>wow you have a lot of stuff
who cares

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Same but Senran Kagura. No one was home when it came and my dad went to o the post office to pick it up, then opened it to put the contents in his bag so it wouldn't be as much to carry.

Came home to this poster laid out on the kitchen bench.

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It was used as a prop for my flatmates comedy acting performance, dude asked if I wanted it and of course I said yeah because how funny is that? Horse. Cock. Dildo bro. Cue applause. Anyway I have absolutely no fucking clue how to get rid of it discreetly and it's brought me a great many crazy chick pussy. It's like my little tell-tale heart, brings me joy but no pleasure.

If you were a woman that would be hot, but since you’re not, you’re just a faggot.

go choke on a dick ESL

vad i hela friden

just put a lock on your bedroom door, it's not that hard. Also NEVER leave your roll of toilet paper in the bathroom. Roommates think it's included in the rent or some bullshit. Last thing you want happening is you need to drop the kids off at the pool, and when you go to wipe the mud off the mat there's no tp to be found.

The one with the bundle of socks?

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degenerates like people who open other's mail and try to justify it.

Why are sizequeens like this

> mom found
the WHAT

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this thread reminds me I should get another onahole, havent had one in a few years.

The last time my mother saw me drawing women, she only said "user stop giving them gigantic thighs".

Or get an actual woman? Oh wait.. that would require you to put in effort into both yourself and other people, we cant have that. Might as well buy a cheap imitation of a woman Am I right??

Feels good to have my own place so I don't need to worry about this shit.

陳々

Lmao roastie. XD even

I don't like having social obligations

> kanji for chinchin

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You're awfully upset.

> moved out
> parents installed shaker motors under the house so they can annoy / wake me up any time they like
fucking psychotic egonarcissists man. this isn't normal.

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>other's
my children? yes I protect them against the degeneracy of the world, how could you tell.

you will die a virgin and thats okay, you probably would be a terrible boyfriend that could never satisify a woman in his entire life, you will die alonen hahahahahaha

This girl I met once in ffxiv would randomly post pics of her dildos and her room had so many that apparently her family (only women in the house, her mother and sister) would refer to her room as the dick den. And yes before people start shitposting it was an actual girl (female).

I don't know why but this knowledge never left my head even though I don't play the game nor have I spoken with her in years.

troons fear the happy single male

du är bök om du fappar to penis kvinnor. :D

where is this from?

>trannies mindbroken this moids life so much he thinks any opposition is a fucking disgusting troon
Why do i even bother with this site

Is doujinshi the correct term to refer to this type of work?

roastie getting toasty

>Why do i even bother with this site
because there is fun to be had with these creatures. You just need to learn how to laugh at them, make the seeth even harder.

>resorts to calling others trannies now
Absolutely seething.

varför är kylen avstängd???

you will never stick your disgusting small penis in anything that resembles a female, and thats a good thinbg :)

>Why do i even bother with this site
because there is fun to be had with these creatures. You just need to learn how to laugh at them, make the seeth even harder.

Just lurk more. It's more fun.

Yes but Doujin is a broad term. Its the japanese term for indie

you will never stick your disgusting small penis in anything that resembles a female, and thats a good thinbg :)

yeah yeah im only on here because cc is too slow for me but the moids on here are so brainless

>moids
Is this a new zoomer term or did I miss something?

reading comprehension is not your thing it seems.

most h-manga just gets labeled as doujins but technically a doujin or doujinshi would be a self published h-manga (or ero-manga). Doujinshi isn't always porn though, its just self published works ranging from games, music and manga. Some h-manga can get serialized in magazines so it wouldn't be classified as a doujin.

Doujinshi means book or magazine related to a nerd hobby/interest that's been entirely self-published.

Apparently it's not yours either.

what the fuck is going on in this thread, is everyone behind fifty layers of trolling or are there actual women being upset that social rejects own sex toys? as if only women are allowed to own them
these are such normie fucking takes in this thread man

I'm starting to think these are just a bunch of broken bots.

Why not both? My gf loves using mine on me, says she likes it because everything is on her terms during

just an user fantasizing as a mastermind le epic troll

>he didnt see the IP count not moving
>he didnt see the obvious bait posts
>he didnt see the obvious flaseflagging

They're closet normies who close their eyes during Netflix sex scenes and have probably never once gone inside a porn shop before.

>military
>vidya for once I get back
I thought people in the military didn't get to have a life. Unless you mean like a couple months every several years.

>paper copies of futabu!
based as fuck, my first few futa faps were to that

youtu.be/d2FGgYp6mdk
lol, lmao

Unless you’re deployed on a ship, doing some sort of training, or on the frontlines you pretty much work a 9 to 5 job living a relatively normal life

Good books. I own those and the Omnibus collection. Futabu is a fun and quirky book to read.

>Sharing my doujin's with parents
Fuck no dad, buy your own.

USA USA USA