Qrd on the lore here?

I just got there. Kinda ready to be done with the game. Loved it but shit this is long

I'm like 60 hours in and I dread that the capital isn't even the last zone

Capital is the best part of the game. Starts to drag adterwards

well it kinda depends what you do or don't before it, may just as well be the middle point

Unironically it's a downhill from there

Unironically its a uphill from there

>game sucks after Anor Londo

They can't keep getting away with it.

Mausoleum of the Dragonlord
Elden Beast fucking nuked this place by divebombing into it

What's up with the enemies in the Subterranean Shunning-Grounds. I just did Leyndell and found this place. The fucking basic bitch imps are so hard to kill, while the Omens are a straight waste of time. Is there anything down here, or is it optional?

>source: my asshole

>wants game to end
>nooo the hecking game is too bigerino
why do i see so many people spouting this as a valid criticism?
it's fine if you aren't enjoying it but do zoomies really have that little patience? do they want to have fun or just say that the they beat the game?
just take your time this isn't a speedrun. play an hour or two every dayit's fine.

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The giants zone and crumble land are fucking awesome, let alone the capital in ash.
The last boss isn't that fun but the two right before him are.

It was revealed to me in a dream

ye that place is fucking chaotic

It overstayed its welcome. The foreskin duo was hot garbage.

>Domain of the Doo-Doo Devourer

I actually really liked exploring that zone, felt like I was on a real adventure.

its the last good zone, the rest of the game is dark souls 2 levels of bad

Maybe they want to see the other bosses and not have to waste time in lacklustre zones, I know I didn't enjoy any zone after the capital, nothing interesting or unique about them

>Is there anything down here, or is it optional?
Myrmidon and Zanzibart are down there

You find the peepee poopoo locked up in there. And another Mohg fight. There’s a passage in his room that connects to the darkroot depths.

You need it for frenzy ending and you get a really good talisman at the end of it if you're into bleed builds. So it is optional

You should dream of playing a better game

For real? Where? Never knew about that

farum azula was in the center of lands between, tethered in place by the divine towers. it was the capital of dragons before elden beast had arrived. it got nuked when elden beast arrived. all the ruin fragments in the regions are from farum azula.

Why would I release him after he said that he’ll shit in my mouth?

Elden Ring is a better game than any shit you played lmao

Because you can shit in HIS mouth

Foreskin duo is the end of the game though. After that you have Maliketh, WARRIOR and the final boss. That's it.

the snowfields are literally snowy caelids, you run past everything and get to the pertinent locations, it's even full of those cancer dogs and crows, no person that has been in caleid would even fight them
haligtree might be a slog if you stop to fight every enemy like a retard

For real what, mohg or poopoo?

>foreskin duo
Sleep Pot

How do you get to consecrated shitfields? I just got to farem

Has anyone attempted to clean entire map at the same time? Of course excluding places you need to teleport to etc.

That's what I mean, if you're just going to skip it anyways you can understand why someone would rather just get to the good parts instead, I did go back and explore the dungeons there but they weren't anything special as usual

What a stupid fucking idea

the ogres are pretty easy to parry and backstab
if you have anything larger than greatsword, you can just stunlock them to death

Pretty sure some mobs respawn on a timer or when you get far enough away from them. I spent an hour or so running around hunting for crafting mats in the southwest plateau in Liurnia and the batch of Crystalians respawned even though I didn't rest at a bonfire or die or anything.

Listen to Manly P Hall lectures on Atlantis.

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Ancient Dragon stronghold from when they ruled the world. But then Astel blasted through and turned it into ruins. Half-brainrot Radahn saw this and that's why he decided to use his gravity magic to hold back the stars, and why after you defeat him another Astel immediately crashes into the land.

Malekith started living there to be secluded after Marika "Betrayed" him by making him the living prison for the Rune of Death.

Absolutely no lore on the Beastmen so fuck them.

it takes like a minute between locations tops and it's well designed visually, just like caelid. the dogs and crows are a teaching moment and only there to get you to stealth past them to get the items they are guarding
i can literally imagine a route in my head already, there's plenty of stuff to do and things to get
technically you can skip it all to get to the captain fight and the giant but you can do that in all of the areas of the game, you can rush stright to rennala form the moment you spawn

you need two halves of an amulet just look it up, it's pretty easy to get

City in sky. Erdtree angry city fall. Fuck the lore in this game is so uninspired and shallow I hate it.

Based

based and true

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>Absolutely no lore on the Beastmen so fuck them.
Wasn't the Crucible in the center of that ancient civilization? If so, it makes sense for the beastmen to be your basic grunts.

This ancient city supposed to be high above the Lands Between, not randomly on the right side in middle on nothing, like it's on the map.
Previously ruled by dragonlords, before meteor with Elden Beast or malformed void star Astel crashed into it (there's conflicting reports).
Big arch ruins all over Limgrave and Lurnia are parts of this city fallen from the sky. Some beastmen survived the fall and now are living in the caves as bosses.

Nigger

except unironically

Farum Azula is fine apart from the Foreskin Duo, but the whole mountaintops/snowfields/haligtree stretch is pure shit. Should've been cut entirely

Who cares lol

exists outside of time, houses dragons and beastmen

Is wind
Whoosj