NPCs say the same thing every time they talk to you

I wish women would talk to me

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Only first one is bad and not really for reasons artist intended
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every man would appretiate that.
Women are delusional.

Imagine how jealous girls would get if guys ignored them to talk with you instead.

So why didn't they draw women saying these things?
Is it because they know men would love being complimented by women, and instead had to go for some creepy gay vibe to try and get their point across?

This is my life

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W*men unironically need to check their privilege

i will now live in your building/work in your office/break my computer worse/squish your bread

>any white man in a non-white country

earlier this year a girl told me I looked really handsome.
This is the first time this has happened to me in a decade and I'm gonna hold onto that compliment for another decade at least.

>you will never live in a world where hot women try to get in your pants and then fuck off afterwards
I'm sure there'd be some way to balance such a paradise, maybe like that "dick after sex" banana meme.

How you jerk off to the thought of you an her getting together and settling down and making a family?

If we lived in a world where everyone did this all of the time and it was normal, I don't think it'd be so bad. But then again, would we really appreciate it anymore? Such is life.

I don't because I think she was married and I'm not into NTR or cheating.

inquiring esl's must know!

bruh

I'm assuming he's also portrayed as the bad guy in whatever this came from?

This only proves that women live on easymode

Oh no. Men are talking to me.
My pussy is dying.
Help me, my betas.

>random woman smiles at me
>start fantasizing about living together, marrying, having kids and just building a life together with her
I can't be the only one

user im sorry, please address your loneliness

You know a simp drew this and not a woman anyway.

He's a man that lives in a society.

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this is where american taxpayer money eventually ends up, making this shit.

Remember the good old times, where this was something to laugh at? And you're not alone, brother.

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:)

>get first job at a grocery store years ago closing the meat department
>slow day get a phonecall, and help answer an older ladies questions for 30-40 minutes.
>she comes in, and buys her stuff, and wants to tip me 1$
>unsure If i can accept tips, and not worth getting in trouble over 1$
>she insists, and shoves her hand down my back pocket to place the dollar in it.
Nice store, but odd customers.

back to /pol/ with you

This is the artist

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You're probably cute, you should smile more.

You're definitely not, I'm lonely bros.

>world without women
>everyone's unfailingly polite & friendly to one another
Huh, really makes you think

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Hollywood fucking wishes, man.

The horror!

more like /int/ or /trv/

>FROM THE TWISTED MIND OF JORDANA PEELE

>you should smile more
No thanks every time I have taken photos with my family, and smiled during them someone, usually my mother, or sister , comments about how I look like a rapist when I smile. They're not wrong, but Its still hurts. I am somewhat handsome though.

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>Lai lai

They want the D.

If you work in customer service and have to wear a smile you will get talked down to/hit on all the god damn time. Women think this is unique to them, it's fucking not, and they can be particularly bad offenders about objectification and unsolicited flirting because they genuinely don't stop to consider you as a person. Men will do it too, of course, but there's no virtuous victim pretending when they put their hands on you.

Florida is the creep capital of the world

>not appreciating bro mires
NGMI

>look like that
>go out of your way to remind to club the rest of us with reminder of crippling loneliness
What a cunt then, and I've gotten hit on and hired over my looks, it's still rare as fuck.

I've actually been told the first one several times, oddly enough.
I don't see why anyone would find compliments offensive, only women would be vain enough to react that way.

These political compasses are getting more abstract

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What's odd about it? Do old ladies in the US not slip money in people's pockets all the time?

I like to think of the mindset the artist went through when making
because the obvious thing to do, and probably what he thought of first was a role-reversal like
but then it dawned on him that it wouldn't get the reaction he was looking for so he had to change it to guys hitting on guys to get that, which really isn't the same thing and undermined his whole point of a bloo bloo bloo the poor femoids sometimes get unsolicited attention from the opposite sex, woe is women

God I hate niggers.

Can women actually comprehend what being lonely is?

the funny thing is if it were women telling women that it would be pretty normal again

While corposhits want you to decline tips, it is incredibly rude to decline them.

>join voice chat
>DUDE YOU NEED TO DO RADIO!!

give me a job offer or shut the fuck up

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Women don't talk like that to other women, they're all massively passive-aggressive and full of putdowns. Like
>Oh wow, you lost some weight?
>Wow, I wish I was as brave as you are to wear that!

you know, I honestly can't imagine anyone being bothered by someone starting a meeting with, "hello lovely gentlemen"

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>getting mired by a granny
Those mires are always the best because you know there's not going to be a bunch of bullshit subtext hidden in it.

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>unsure If i can accept tips
its called putting it right in your fucking pocket, what's boss man gonna do? Do you list all your untaxed internet purchases on your tax return too?

yes.

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>not into colonizing every brown woman he comes into contact with
ngmi
they literally fight eachother to get a chance to taste that white cock

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this was my life working at target in hs
old women would always come in the afternoon to get their phone fixed
they werent even hot old women, they were just old

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