Elden Ring finished in 12 minutes

>he plays as a female character
troon

I was considering getting this game but honestly if it can be beaten in such short amount of time is it worth it?

Fromtrannies are gonna flip!

People who do these glitched speed runs are such mentally ill losers lmao.

>never bought or played this piece of shit
>just watch this 13min playthrough
thanks man

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>7 minutes
lmao what a garbage game

Trying way too hard

is it your first Souls game? then maybe you'll enjoy it, but if you're a Souls veteran then you'll be really disappointed.

Found the first triggered fromtranny, guys!

Should get your blood pressure checked

>glitches and exploits

Boring. That's not a speedrun. It's a skiprun.

>the game is such a slog to play the community is dedicated to skipping as much of it as possible
Not a good look, Elden bros.

More like basedrun, I wonder if Scamco is gonna send him a Malenia helmet too or is that only for paid shills.

It's not fair, it was our turn fromsisters!

Pausing the clock just because you're in the main menu seems like cheating.

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>exits the game to pause the timer instead of letting it run through an animation
This level of autism is exactly why I hate these speedruns.

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>game is so good people are jamming in as many playthrough as possible
it's honestly incredible

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>12 minutes
My sides!

Broken shit game, it happens

>not a glitchless 100% speedrun
dont care, didnt ask, + you're maindenless

>barely longer than an episode of aqua teen hungerforce
Yikes

why did elden ring's succes mind break trannies?

>ur le... VIRGIN!! xd
this place isn't for you, I'd advise you to leave newfaggot niggercunt

This shit isn't even worth playing for 12 seconds

this uses zipping which most people cant even do because it depends on your hardware

Not sure what the purpose of making a thread like this is, but I'm along for the samefagging schizophrenia all the same.

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I will stay and you won't be able to do anything about it but seethe ;)

More like eldung reeeng, amirite

>the only boss you fight is malekith
kino

The seething honestly feels like bonus content at this point.
This game just keeps on giving. kek

>tranny calling others tranny
are you ok?

>Eldentroons getting upset again

This.
Rest of the game isn't even worth playing tbqh

i like how theres zero genuine posts in this thread

Are you hallucinating words?

>read the description
>new route with no bosses fought soon
>sub 10 minutes incoming
wow

>Any%

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>$90 dollars
>ZERO (0) BOSS FIGHTS
defend this, fromtroonies

Insane bait.
I kneel.

>Dilation2

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Please stop posting this fotm trash. It's been almost two months now.

>It doesn't NEED to support VR
>It doesn't NEED to have ingame horse stacking mechanics
>it doesn't NEED a physical copy with a disk slightly larger than standard so you can't play it
>it doesn't NEED the Moonlight Greatsword
>it doesn't NEED to detect if you have a pet cat and reward you ingame
>it doesn't NEED a Dragon Quest XI crossover
>it doesn't NEED playable Yeezus
>it doesn't NEED a double jump
>it doesn't NEED the ability to climb on anything like Dragon's Dogma
>it doesn't NEED to wipe my own ass for me
>it doesn't NEED huh? what? where am i?
>it doesn't NEED to be a stealth Armored Core game where the veneer falls off after 3 hours
>it doesn't NEED For Speed: Hot Pursuit
>it doesn't NEED to make Demon's Souls canon
>it doesn't NEED to have hidden EDM tracks in the OST
>It doesn't NEED a Gwynevere dakimakura as a preorder bonus
>It doesn't NEED innovative copypasta
>It doesn't NEED simulated bones
>It doesn't MATTER that the character creator doesn't have stink sliders
>It doesnt MATTER that there's a bit too much brown in the color palette
>It doesnt MATTER that you wouldn't download a car
>It doesn't MATTER that it's not getting a Switch port
>It doesn't MATTER that you can't freeze to death by going too high
>It doesn't MATTER that there's no backwards compatibility with the PS2 version
>It doesn't MATTER that you can't impregnate the Maiden
>It doesn't NEED blatant implementation of Miyazaki's fetishes
>It doesn't NEED realtime farming mechanics
>It doesn't MATTER that it retroactively changes the ending to Game of Thrones
>It doesn't MATTER that Dark Souls 3 is better than 2
* YOU ARE NOW HERE *
>it doesn't NEED to have more Fist weapons than any other type
>It doesn’t NEED to have the NPCs throw you a little party if you play on your birthday
>It doesn’t NEED to make you read the whole post
>it doesn't NEED an anime adaptation
>it doesnt NEED a balanced breakfast
>it doesn't NEED to be a good game

>dat kitchen
twitch money do be payin good doe fr

this is the life of your average speed trooner

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I'm assuming this zipping thing is gonna be fixed? because having a glitch that let's you skip everything just like that it's kinda embarassing and makes the game look cheap and poorly made

>elden ring is shit
more news at 11

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i mean he made a 1000 sub goal on Halloween to get the Dog ending in SH2.
1000 subs for partners mean around 3000 dollars.
the normal dog ending, that takes not even 2 hours. on a game he was already playing anyways.
this fag demanded 3000 dollars to play a game the normal way for around 90 minutes and people actually paid for it.
This is Twitch

>makes the game look cheap and poorly made
That's literally every fromsoft game though

>$90 dollars
>ZERO (0) BOOS FIGHTS
retarded mctrannies will defend THIS

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>long hair means you're a tranny now
fuck off nigger

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>12 minutes
WOOOOOOOOOOW

They find a way to skip Malekith as well
The problem is it too hard to use in real run for now

>most of the speedrun is decided on standing in one stop and glitching across the map multiple times
>doesn't even fight the final boss
so impressive

Elden Ring has such a disproportionate amount of trannies they just assume everyone else who plays the game is a troon too.

well 3k isnt really much desu

It’s going to be less than 10 minutes within a week
They just found a skip for the only boss you actually kill in the run (Malekith)

itt: retard posts insanely obvious bait then replies to himself on his phone over and over
never seen this episode before

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LOATHSOME

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>The man that broke Eldensharts
oof

Lmao what a shit game

>propaganda
Distbros this is all the trannies have

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this. skip runs are interesting to watch ONCE but skill based runs where you actually play the game are better