Holy fuck this guy is cringe

It's the parts Vergil felt were holding him back so he split them off into V and became big dick king for a bit. Then rejoin together because V doesn't want to die and forces it after Dante slaps his brother silly.

>the entire plot of dmc 5 is about Vergil hiring Vergil's brother and Vergil's son to defeat Vergil so Vergil can become Vergil (Ft. Vergil)

He's got a nice demon ass

>A Vergil Game

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So did he like, rob a store or whore himself to old ladies to get those clothes?

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Is this the look of a jew?

>hating on kylo ren

he looks like a jewish guy with mental issues

so a regular jew?

Good thing japanese culture has yet to be poisoned by the concept of "cringe" and sarcasm.

Definitely whored himself, look at that slut

both Vergils legit look like my old pals and that's the funniest thing about this shit game

obsessed

Canonically he stole the clothes off of some random thug in an alley.
He didn't take his underwear though so V spends the entire game with his balls chafing against the leather of his pants

V was actually pretty cool. I thought he fit well with DMCs kind of humor and style. He was sort of this aloof dude whipping out lines of poetry while fighting demons but it actually worked well. I don't know how some of you guys can't see the humor in that.

headcanon here
but hes a jew
my name in my gaming group is fiver
he even uses the sigils of solomon
i even look like him
his levels suck but they are few, and birbo is the only time a game made my misanthropic ass sad
v isnt great
but he is still the best non talmudic jew in gaming
so i look forward to fighting him next game

I just thought of a character way cooler, smarter, and more handsome than you. He's actually perfect in every way. If you think he's cringe then you're a loser!

So Eva was a jewess? That would make the twins jewish as well.

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>tattoos
ruined

>house is on fire
>hide your child in the closet
what was she thinking

no nicola is openly so
worstwife but a solidwife over all
Eva is a solid woman.

Nico isn't actually related to the (((Goldsteins))) by blood. She's a fake jew

prove it, you cant just enhance my yenta queen like that without reason

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>nicola isnt kosher
bro you gotta resolve this boner

Look at the honker on that face

Worse, she was british

>call it, friendo

Imagine the smell

>scottish phenotype
look up scottish demons
they make up half the roster
the tribe of dan went north, and brought their demons with them
like germans and dutch did in america
>stars on every barn
proves my point

She was born Nicoletta Martin, daughter of Alyssa Martin and Agnus.
Alyssa was the half-sister of Rock Goldstein, sharing the same father; Roy Martin.
Roy Martin was Nell Goldstein's ex-husband.
When Agnus left and Alyssa died, Nico was adopted and raised by her uncle Rock Goldstein.
Upon hearing stories about Nell Goldstein from Rock, Nico gained a great admiration for her and took on the surname Goldstein out of respect for her and Rock both.

This is all in the DMC5 prequel novel, Before the Nightmare.

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but why is he jewish

VERGIL HIRES VERGIL'S SON AND VERGIL'S BROTHER TO KILL VERGIL TO TURN BACK INTO VERGIL
Wacky Woohoo CUHRAYZE Pizza Man Adventures!!!
Vergil: *smiles* Me: Wai! That's illegal!
I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING!!
BANG BANG PULL MY DEVIL TRIGGER
DMC6 will be about Dante and Vergil going to family therapy!
THE TIME HAS CUM AND SO HAVE I

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I now enjoy Nico most.
Nico is now bestgirl.

It's all so tiring

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You tell me

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>martin
so shes worse?
an anglo?

Haha, yeah

I literally can't figure out why women like him so much. He's kind of weird looking to me, same with Adam Driver

How would Kamiya have done post DMC1 Vergil/Nelo? or his DMC2 and future games in general
>inb4 he died
Kamiya's not above that

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>birb returns

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His gameplay is flawed to say the least, for some people like me it takes a couple playthroughs to get boring, for others it's bad outright

He'd just take the plotline from whatever season of Kamen Rider he was currently watching and slap Vergil/Nelo Angelo into it.
Same thing that 3-5 does

>Same thing that 3-5 does
Any examples? I only know that 3 was kind of based on a B-tier action movie

Don't worry, they come off.

>They're amulets Marie!

I think every woman I've seen play this game has been thirsty for V

He's the once-ler of DMC, but good actually

I was expecting them to like Nero with his Chad chin and non-hobo aesthetics

he's based and not cringe

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At least he's self aware unlike vergil and Nero

They're all pretty well liked by women from what I've seen.