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What would sex be like with one of these retards

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>His smile and optimism, gone.

don't lewd the autists!

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Sleep tight, bound tight, by mother's amber.
Sleep tight, fight light, in mother's umbra.

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Very aggressive
Tards are very forceful

>When they nut so hard your face gets burnt off then they die on top o fyou

So is it a he or a she?

I prefer the angry boy

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they are girls.

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you can get pretty far groping them, they won't think much of it they're distracted playing with something, but as soon as something hurts, they'll start squealing arround

only girls wear them hats in the academy

i don't like the implications of this post

What's the deal with these bitches? They remind me if Albanurics.

hey it is what it is, I ain't gonna sugar coat it

Come sweetings... time to be born anew!

>reborn into a tombstone
t-thanks...

Moon mom was butthurt that her man ran off so to cope she started obsessing over rebirth. everyone at the academy started thinking she fucking sucked because she got JUSTed over the loss of her man, but she could rebirth so they dealt with it.
like a crazy cat lady though she hoarded the juniors in the library during the war and its assumed they all started dying, so she would rebirth them
her rebirthing system is imperfect so every time she would revive they become more retarded and frail, eventually just crawling around like babies and smiling all the time
rennala herself is too far gone in the head to care, destroyed by grief

tell that to my 60 STR

>He doesn't know about tard strength being a hacked value

>gets launched at mach 2 towards the tarnished

>its assumed
why does fromtard lore always have to be 90% fanfiction?
literally none of that is stated anywhere in the game, and is just made up by autists.

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>its assumed they all started dying
Its all very logical, your zoomer just can't understand From's deep and intellectual lore. They clearly state in the item description of Rennala used panties that Zanzibart started killing them because he didn't want them touching his books about the Myrmidon of loss.

>Wanting to fuck the retards instead of milf

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most of it has lore attached to it, you just need to connect it.
it literally tells you that the academy lost faith in her when Radagon left her.
it also tells you she was part of a rebellion.
it also says that her students are dependent on her rebirth and become frail everytime they're reborn.
it also says that they lose their memories more and more to oblivion everytime they're reborn.
it says that rennala's "rebirth" abilities are imperfect.
the turtle pope spells it out
>”You wish to know more of Lady Rennala? She is Queen, head of the Carian royal family, and governor of the Academy of Raya Lucaria. The great and beautiful Full Moon Witch. Sadly, her heart was broken when Lord Radagon left her. And then, when the academy rebelled against the royals, she was locked away in the grand library." "In the end, Lady Rennala was left alone, cradling the amber egg Lord Radagon bequeathed her. Now she devotes herself to it through forbidden rite; the grim art of reincarnation. You would do well to remember... Severing a vow, strongest of bonds, has consequences ever more dire”"
I say it's assumed because we don't know they started dying, but i imagine they simply ran out of food since they were all locked away and rennala kept rebirthing them everytime they dropped

youtube.com/watch?v=7WQKj-FjD1M

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Was this typed with experience or just knowledge acquired from somewhere?

Lads, can I get 100% confirmation that you can get Turtle Pope to forgive giving Ranni the date Rape potion?

Hold the retards down and aggressively tell them your gonna fuck their mother like that episode of curb.

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fucking retard.

Nutting on Rennala's face...

Dumb weeb

>p-please tell us so we can report you to the janny
no way fag

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Yeah, it's fine, they wouldn't make getting Seluvis' stuff fuck you out of Ranni's entire questline

Yeah, those are all very vague bits of information, leaving a shitton of room for interpreation, as expected. 99% of your so-called "lore" is still fanwank.

i want to headpat a sweeting

user she longs for another man's dick so bad that once she couldn't have it anymore she was literally mind broken

>when they are no crayons to eat

*woman's dick

SEX WITH DISABLED GIRLS
RETARD SEX RETARD SEX RETARD SEX
I LOVE SLIMY SMELLY SWEATY RETARD PUSSY

Wait they have a face?

Her nipples are her weak spot

wtf

Built for anal

Explain to me why they all look the same without saying that From didn't want to make unique models for the shit part of the boss fight

They're actually pretty detailed, they've got a whole gross fucked up body that's worse than what Roderika described
youtu.be/B_RkJJMwfCA

Thank fucking god Hewg keeps Roderika safe.

calm down user

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When Rennala rebirths someone who doesn't have the unborn great rune, the result is less than the original, like being given a fatal birth defect. These students have been rebirthed many times and have lost almost everything that makes them human. That includes their minds of course, and apparently their legs(?) but also all their individuality. This is a fixed point the minimum viable product of the rebirthing process, a creature with nothing left for the rebirthing to take away.

But I can still cum inside one, right?

I can fix her (with my dick)

she has very pretty lips

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