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I never played ocarina of time cause it's too janky

guess what I'm doing with my penis right now

I can't so instead I will simply kneel.

I can't name any moments from oot

Name 20 memorable moments in OoT.

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You have to name your OOT moments first for this to be fair

Memorable moments from OoT:
Waiting for the fat fish king to move for a full minute
uhhh

2D Zelda > 3D Zelda

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objection, "memorable moment" is a meaningless term and if one were to name such things from a game that they hold in higher regard, you would just say that they don't fit the criteria for subjective reasons.

Dark Souls
>Asylum Demon jumping down from rooftop
>Boulder that falls down the stairs, breaking the wall next to the knight guy
>Crow abducting you
>Dragon on the bridge in the Undead Burg
>Unlocking the shortcut elevator to Firelink Shrine
>Climbing the ladder to ring the first bell
>Entering Blighttown
>Fucking Solaire
>Illusion wall that leads to the Great Hollow
>Seeing Ash Lake for the first time
>Getting cursed and seeing that half of your health is missing
>Quelaag's tits
>The first set of traps in Sen's Fortress
>Entering Anor Londo
>2 archers
>Ornstein and Smough
>Gwynevere's tits
>Entering the painting
>Returning to the Undead Asylum
>Seeing the Taurus and Capra Demons as regular enemies
>Insane Solaire
>Seeing the first dog skeleton in the Tomb of the Giants
>Patches
>The coffin to join the Gravelord
>Scripted death against Seathe/the jail cell
I don't feel like writing anymore but I think that's over 20

Dark Souls:
1) Oscar rescue
2) Asylum Demon rapes you
3) Plunging Attack on Asylum Demon
4) Bird picks you up
5) Speaking with Crestfallen Knight
6) Try to go down to catacombs, get raped by skellys
7) First Black Knight
8) Use master key and get raped by Havel
9) Taurus Demon
10) Meet Solaire
11) Bridge dragon
12) Meet Andre
13) Meet onion knight
14) First summoner in Church
15) Find that betrayal nigga in the church jail
16) Bell Gargoyles
17) Firelink shrine snoring
18) Ganked by dogs and assassins
19) Ganked by Capra Demon
20) Descent into Blighttown

Opening nightmare scene
Saria waking Link up in his tree house
Running from the boulder to get your sword at the end of the maze
Mido making fun of you for not having a Fairy
Seeing Skull kid in the lost woods
Great Deku Tree telling Link he was poisoned by a sandperson and he needs Link to enter him to vaporate the evil
The Kokiri blaming Link for killing the Deku Tree
Link meeting Saria trying to leave the forest & running away in tears
That faggot owl meeting you and annoying you the minute you reach hyrule
Learning Saria’s song
Sneaking into Hyrule Castle and avoiding the guards who instant fail you
Malon telling you to wakeup her dad with a chicken egg because he’s slacking
Sneaking into the palace climbing on the rooftop guardens and sneaking around guards
Looking at Ganon with Zelda with the Llullaby playing & him looking right back
Needing to play Saria’s song to please the Goron leader & having him dancing saying “this is a hot beat”
The creepy guy in the Village to the left of hyrule sitting under a tree
Needing the letter to reach death mountain because the guard doesn’t believe you
Getting a hylian shield to reach the fairy fountain to cover yourself from the boulders falling down the mountain

All from the start of the game alone

water temple. it sucked ass.

there's 1 moment.

OoT schizos really have to get creative to defend their "greatest game of all time"

Nintendies, everybody

I liked it when I ran through the empty field full of nothing. This game was truly ahead of its time with regards to all the open world games these days.

I don't remember most of these desu

Based darksouls-mind

>seeing the Asylum Demon drop down for the first time
>the big metal ball coming at you as you climb the stairs followed by meeting Oscar
>the giant crow appearing after you clear the tutorial
>kicking the ladder down from the bridge to Undead Burg
>taking the elevator from the Parish to Firelink
>fighting the Capra Demon and the dogs
>entering Blighttown and being poisoned
>making the long climb back from the depths only to find the Firekeeper dead
>seeing Frampt for the first time
>seeing Anor Londo for the first time
>the Silver Knight archers
>Ornstein and Smough
>Gwynevere and getting the ability to warp
>the extreme darkness of the Tomb of Giants
>the fakeout Seath fight
>Sif
>New Londo and the Abyss
>Izalith, for better or for worse
>entering the Kiln and passing by the knight spirits
>Gwyn

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Half Life 2 has even more than OOT.

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I hate you even though you're right

1: Mission 1
2: Mission 2
3: Mission 3
4: Mission 4
5: Mission 5
6: Mission 6
7: Mission 7
8: Mission 8
9: Mission 9
10: Mission 10
11: Mission 11
12: Mission 12
13: Mission 13
14: Mission 14
15: Mission 15
16: Mission 16
17: Mission 17
18: Mission 18
19: Mission 19
20: Mission 20

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mgs3

What a terrible selection of memories.
>great deku tree dying
>meeting saria on the bridge
>saria's song
>ganonDORF looking back
>Darunia's dance
>hylian shield protection for fairy
Are the only valid ones you listed.

1. Jumping through the big spider web in the Deku Tree
2. Collecting your first heart container
3. Meeting Kaepora Gaebora
4. Exploring Hyrule Field for the first time
5. Sneaking past the Castle Guards
6. Spying on Ganondorf with the Young Princess
7. Meeting the Gorons
8. Discovering that the Deku Shield can burn and be lost
9. Fighting King Dodongo
10. Waiting for King Zora to scoot over
11. Getting Swallowed by Jabu Jabu
12. Carrying Ruto on your head
13. Getting the Boomerang
14. Fighting the Big Octorok
15. Meeting Ganondorf at the Castle Drawbridge
16. Pulling the Master Sword and going forward in Time
17. Meeting Sheik
18. Meeting Redeads in Castle Town
19. Getting Epona
20. Getting the Song of Storms/Teaching the Song of Storms

And that's only half the game.

>chopping wood in RuneScape
>burning logs in RuneScape
>cooking food in RuneScape
>mining ore in RuneScape
>smelting bars in RuneScape
>smithing equipment in RuneScape
>attacking enemies in RuneScape
>collecting dropped items in RuneScape
>burying bones in RuneScape
>trading items in RuneScape
>doing a quest in RuneScape
>doing a coop quest in RuneScape
>making runes in RuneScape
>casting spells in RuneScape
>fishing in RuneScape
>farming in RuneScape
>hunting in RuneScape
>crafting in RuneScape
>fletching in RuneScape
>shooting projectile weapons in RuneScape
>using melee weapons in RuneScape
>building a house in RuneScape
>praying in RuneScape
>stealing in RuneScape
>using agility in RuneScape

I was also gonna say Dark Souls

It's not my absolute favorite game, but it's the first one that came to mind

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Reading the prophecy and listening to the intro music
>Seeing Jiub for the first time
Exiting the ship for the first time seeing Seyda Neen
>Answering random questions about sweet roll to get you class.
Reading a book inside of the game
>thinking why should I even give this money to the quest giving npc when I can use it for gear
Finding the levitation potion, moon sugar and skooma and fishing rod while diving in the smugglers cave
>using the potion to get to the second floor of the census and excise office to rob it
That thing you seen from the boat you can ride it to another town
>asking around town to find the club, asking around the club to find the person you are looking for
Seeing Caius first time
>him telling you to fuck off and do freelance shit or join a guild and buy some gear before coming back

...

I can go on until 200 but my typing skills are limited and my body is tired I should slleep.

Deus Ex

>Intro cutscene
>NSF leader dumping redpills
>UNATCO theme
>The realization how much freedom you have to achieve objectives when you go after the NSF at Battery Park
>Hell's Kitchen having good side content
>The fucking MJ12 base in Hell's Kitchen
>Secret phone booth to the tunnels
>Paul's betrayal against UNATCO and the redpills at the airfield
>Your defection
>Leaving the MJ12 facility only to discover it was below UNATCO, confirming everything Paul said
>Fighting Anna or using her killphrase
>Hong Kong
>Getting the Dragon's Tooth
>Peace to the triads
>VersaLife
>MJ12 facility from the intro cutscene
>Nightclub in Paris
>Gunther's messages to you because he wants revenge
>ICARUS IS WATCHING YOU
>Gunther fight or killphrase
>A BOMB
>Saving Savage's daughter
>Simons encounter
>Area 51
>Endings

Mmm dopamine sounds

RE4
>first cabin
>rescue dog
>no sex discrimination here
>entering the village
>Dr. Salvador first ENTER
>bingo
>Louis Sera first appearence
>Del Lago fight
>El gigant fight
>ashley rescue
>village at night
>big cheese choking Leon
>first Ada appearance
>roling boulder
>defend the cabin
>mexicans ganados
>big cheese fight
this only in the village part

>Mido making fun of you for not having a Fairy
something tells me you love marvel quips

Sekiro
>Loosing your arm to genichiro
>Your first grapple
>Chris Benoit the Videogame
>Giant serpent
>MY NAAAAAME
>Rat hunting
>Blazing Bull
>wooooOOOOOOO
>Iado stance man in the dojo
>Genichiro and Way of Tomoe
>Drinks with Isshin, Emma, Sculptor
>Giving someone Dragonrot
>Gunfort
>Rape Ape
>Monkey distraction for the cave Serpent
>Temple guardians pushing your shit in
>Kotaro
>Robertoooo
>Folding screen monkeys
>Aquiring the Red Mortal Blade
>Jumping into Ashina depths
>Mibu village
>Ministry spy invasion
>Killing Owl
>Sheminawa rope giant
>True Monk
>Lightning water
>Giant Carp
>Divine dragon
>Ministry assault
>Demon of Hatred
>FACE ME SEKIRO

I can't think of 3 games I regret owning, and they're all different versions of OoT.

so does it anger fromsoftwarefags that their genre is derivative of OoT's combat?

you're just listing shit that happens and not even good shit. You could literally do that for any game, what a waste of a post

>"I'm going to go swap down a couple of bothersome flies"
>removing the scuba gear in the lift/title card
>"Metal Gear?!"
>rookie eyes, then rookie ass
>back of the CD case
>"More than enough to kill anything that moves"
>"That exoskeleton!"
>the Nikita launcher
>the hallway
>"I've been waiting for you, Solid Snake"/"It's like one of my Japanese Animes!"/literally every single line during that fight
>"You like Castlevania!"
>swapping controller ports
>smoking cigs to steady your aim
>"Don't even think about using autofire, or I'll know"
>the jailbreak
>the (terrible, but memorable) chase up the tower
>the shot of the exploding Hind
>"Do you think love can bloom, even on a battlefield?"
>cheesing Wolf round 2 with Nikitas
>"Okay hero, set me free"

Don't even need to go to disc 2.

I stumbled my way through OoT back in the day and I can't remember a fucking thing about that game.
Meanwhile I remember games from the early 80s in vivid detail.
Gaming died in the mid-90s.

I replayed OoT about 20 times on many different platforms, I can only remember maybe 5 major moments. I don't see the need for these threads where you have to validate your game, it just reeks of insecurity.

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kek

>getting first Pokémon
>randomly encountering rival on the road to league after getting the Pokédex if you actually explore everywhere
>Viridian Forest (x2 or maybe 3 memories if using Squirtle, because there's a 100% chance you got poisoned and the effect and fainting probably got you)
>Pewter Museum
>first Gym
>Pokémon first evolving
>Zubat
>Zubat
>Zubat
>first Team Rocket Encounter
>picking a fossil
>no more walking because you got a bike
>being asked to join Team Rocket
>Bill's predicament
>second Rocket encounter, actually seeing Team Rocket be destructive to random people
>S.S. Anne for the music alone
>nothing but trash
>everything about Lavender Town
>Lavender Tower without Silph Scope
>old man outside Celadon Gym

I can't name any moment in OOT that interested me near as much as this. Nor the original LoZ for that matter.

I'm more mad you took the op bait

These arent memorable moments these are just moments.

Call of duty
>shooting a shotgun
>shooting the machine gun
>using the melee
>throwing a grenade
>killing the enemy
>meeting villain
>killing villain
>finding ammo
>using ammo
>reloading

That's why call of duty is the greatest game of all time

Resident Evil 4
>breaking into the mans house and killing him
>opening village fight with the chainsaw guy
>meeting luis for the first time and the big cheese
>Del Lago fight and the easter egg death
>the LOTR troll fight and hey its that dog
>the cabin fight with Luis
>the part on the lift just before Mendez
>the first Garrador in the prison
>the garden maze colmillos
>the invisible novistadors in the sewers
>the verdugo fight and its entire lead up
>luis getting impaled by Saddlers dick
>the section you play as Ashley
>the minecart ride
>the donkey kong rolling barrels bit and the elevator bit afterwards
>MIIIKKKEEEE!!!
>The section with Regenerators
>the bulldozer bit with Ashley
I think thats enough.

>you can't like OoT and Souls
fuck off with your retarded brand wars

I couldn't name 20 moments in Ocarina of Time as I've never played it. LttP however...

I have ADHD, how im supposed to remember?

>throwing the potato instead of the grenade at training
>first time crossing the Volga river while airplanes destroy the boat next to you
>starting the battle with no rifle or pistol only a clip
>shell-shocks from artillery during that segment
>dealing with the tiger

Thats it, theres no 20 or I dont remember them.

Nostalgia.

>as I've never played it. Game I have played however...

If it's "nostalgia" to care for actual fucking games rather than style over substance trash, fine, it's "nostalgia".

>The opening narration showing of the Bionis and Mechonis
>The zoom out of the Battle of Sword Valley to vistas of various Bionis regions
>Fiora's death
>Seeing Mechonis after leaving Tephra Cave
>Arriving on the Bionis' leg and hearing its theme for the first time
>Getting your shit slapped by Territorial Rotbart for the first time
>Realizing Faced Mechons can speak with Xord
>Getting ambushed by Metal Face after the Ether Mines
>Dunban and Dickson coming to your rescue
>Satorl Marsh at night
>Bionis Interior
>Volleyballing Riki
>Arriving at Eryth Sea
>Melia in the tomb
>Zanza reveal
>The Emperor's death
>Monado 2
>Fiora reveal
>Duel with Mumkhar in the snow storm and Egil's first appearance
>Meyneth activating her Monado and destroying Galahad Fortress
>Shulk and Fiora kissing
>Riki looking after Melia with Dunban
>Machina reveal
>Entering Mechonis and hearing Mechonis Field for the first time
>Watching Agniratha's historical records
>Fiora activating Final Cross and freeing Gadolt
>Your Blade, it did not cut deep enough
>Using Junks to Star Wars your way back into Mechonis
>Melia getting cucked hard
>Bionis Slash X - Damage: ∞
>Curse of Zanza
>Son of a Dick
>Zanza awakening the Bionis, breaking the Mechonis' sword and slicing its head off
>Kalian turning into a High Entia and going ALLAHU ACKBAR
>Alvis being a cryptic fuck in space
>Shulk's return
>Melia and Riki seeing Kalian off
>Dickson's death
>Memory Space
>Third Monado
>Zanza's death
>Earth

>Seeing Skull kid in the lost woods
>Great Deku Tree telling Link he was poisoned by a sandperson and he needs Link to enter him to vaporate the evil
>The Kokiri blaming Link for killing the Deku Tree
>The creepy guy in the Village to the left of hyrule sitting under a tree
>Needing the letter to reach death mountain because the guard doesn’t believe you
Yeah no, I don't remember any of these. You could've given better moments, like meeting Princess Ruto for the first time and going through Fire Temple. It sounds like you haven't even finished Ocarina Of Time yet and just listing things that just happened

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Metal Gear Solid 1 and 3. Easy.

>bigot sandwich
>abby killing joel
>abby finding her dad dead
>ellie sharing her first kiss with dina
>ellie and Dina lesbian sex
>ellie having a child with Dina
>ellie going Rambo
>ellie slicing vita girl neck
>ellie going into space
>finding out the kid used to be a girl
>asian guy dying
>Tommy sniping you
>abby sex scene
>ellie bossfight
>ratking bossfight
>island on fire and everyone dying
>finding abby on the cross
>ellie losing her fingers
>ellie sparing abby
>ellie failing to play guitar

That's why last of us 2 is the greatest game of all time

Based.
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>Brad torturing Rick
>Brad using the bulldozer
>Buzzo cutting Buddy’s nipple
>Buddy getting a scar in her eye
>The whole Marty death scene
>The natives protecting the last blood tree
>The first time you lose your arm
>The entire climax and ending (includig killinh your teammates)
>Brad’s dream about fighting Stixky giant penis
>Brad almost killy Sticky
>Saving terry from cheeselegs
>The savior rangers
>Hawk hollywood
>The destroyed city where the joy lab is
>First encounter with rando
>First and last encounter with columbo
>First time you use the motorbike
>Wrestling tournament where Shockwave is
>The intro, where Brad is getting kicked as kick and when you see him find buddy
>Burning the orphans by accident
>Fighting against Satan (Mike)
>Fighting Tiger Mask
>Fighting Bath Boys
I named more than 20 moments, therefore, Lisa The Painful is better than OOT, by your logic user

Great Ace Attorney Resolve
1. Playing as Susato
2. Talking to Jigoku outside of the courtroom
3. Menimemo's breakdown
4. Shamspeare waking up from the table
5. Having to defend Soseki again
6. Olive trying to kill herself
7. Shamspeare's method of stealing gasoline
8. The collar
9. Entering Van Ziek's office
10. The introduction cutscene to case 3
11. Trying to figure out if the machine actually teleported the guy or not
12. Harebrayne fighting against you the entire time
13. The entire deduction in Drebber's mansion
14. Drebber's introduction
15. The 2nd bomb
16. Holmes as a wax figure
17. Accusing Sithe of being involved
18. Van Zieks shitting on your theory
19. Professor reveal
20. Kazuma was still alive
There's probably a good 15 more in the last 2 cases

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It’s just proves that despite being a shit game, tlou2 was memorable at least

I never realized that the different stats had different level-up sounds
they just don't make them like they used to

The World Ends With You
>1. Neku's "Go Away" monologue at the beginning
>2. Opening animation
>3. Uzuki almost tricking Neku into choking Shiki
>4. Hanekoma's title drop speech
>5. Rhyme getting erased
>6. Shiki taking Neku's pants off
>7. Finding out what Shiki's entry fee is
>8. Come get some hot stuff!
>9. Finding out everyone is dead
>10. Higashizawa fight
>11. Shiki being Neku's second entry fee
>12. Beat joining the Reapers
>13. First encounter with Minamimoto
>14. Joshua faggotry
>15. Finding out Joshua killed Neku
>16. Tin Pin Slammer tournament
>17. First encounter with Taboo Noise
>18. Finding out Mr. H is CAT
>19. Finding out Josh DIDN'T kill Neku
>20. Helping the Reaper band find their mic
And I really only got about halfway through the game. Could probably do 40.

DMC1
1. Obtaining Alastor
2. Fighting Phantom
3. Fighting a Shadow in the Courtyard for the first time
4. Fighting Nero Angelo all over the place
5. Running to the door while your health ticks down and Phantom tries to ambush you
6. Finishing off Phantom
7. Obtaining Ifrit
8. FLOCK OFF, FEATHERFACE
9. Mist Maze
10. Nero Angelo 2
11. Exploring a pirate ship
12. Griffon 3, Mundus makes his first appearance
13. Re-entering the castle at night
14. Nightmare 1 in the same room as Phantom 1
15. Skeleton Dragon and fireballs
16. Nero Angelo 3 + Sparda
17. Going into the Mirror World
18. Entering Mundus' realm
19. Nightmare 3 + Tris betraying Dante
20. Filling Tris' Dark Soul WITH LIGHT
That's excluding more than half of the enemy intros and combining multiple moments. I didn't even mention the intro which counts for like 5 OOT moments

I can name 20 moments from NMH1, but I don't think it's a better game than OoT