It's up

I can smell the soi

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>30min of schizofrenia
kinda based

Advertising is against the rules. Fuck off, Vaati.

so why did zanzibart say forgive me?

gideon already lore dumps in great detail any chance he gets who the fuck needs further explaining to understand anything

based, vaati is /ourguy/

Broccoli haired mulattos

>Vaati lore video
OOOOOOOHHHHHH

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seething newfags, vaati is board culture.

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELZ YEEEEEEEEE

Did you know that Vaati is black? I too was shocked when I learned about this.

>not subscribed

This
Newfags OUT

yesyesyesyesyesyes

At least the niggers who rushed through the game without paying attention will finally stop claiming this game has no lore compared to the others

I only watch Zullie

It's the one game that doesn't use item description bullshit for anything. Every character just tells you what you need to know. Here's what a demigod is here's what the black knives are here's who every main boss is and what they do and why and what you should do about it.
When I saw how major a reversal it was in storytelling technique (I much prefer it honestly) I knew vaati would have to be a pure grifter to do his usual shlock with it. And yeah, he is.

holy kino

>watching some faggot youtubers opinion instead of enjoying lore threads on here

They're doing it for a bit retard. You know? The most basic thing on Yea Forums, ragebaiting?

I feel like people generally understand the lore pretty well 2 months after release compared to 2 months after the other games. The only things that most people are confused about are things like gloam-eyed queen which has no definitive answer.

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OOOOOOOOOOO ELDENBROS, TIME FOR SOMEONE TO TELL ME HOW TO INTERPRET THE STORY

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ZANZIBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART

youtu.be/9njUQ8XU8eo

TLDW: it's shit

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>the hamster makes a hour and half long critique/analysis
>before the guy actually paid by Bamco can make his video of reading item descriptions w/ a camera panning behind a character wearing the armor of a boss

Holy kek

>Vaati
lol fromdrones

>people ITT actually shilling for vaati "reading shit off a wiki" vidya

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the tree look like a bird beak and the moon like his eye

>pretending to like Vaati just to try and make Yea Forums angry

You're being baited dude. Everyone hates this fag.

>*plays sad music while reading wiki page in a somber voice*
>4 million views

>Vaati lore video
> Hes gonna read all the reddit post in a pretentious Bong accent
>LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELZ YEEEEEEEEE
>ZANZIBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART

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yooooo i finally understand the lore now, thanks vaati!

>vaati:all empyreans have shadow
miquel and malenia dont have one

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It's a great grift, have to give the fag that much.

who cares tranny game. when's horizon

>caring about the rambling and headcannon of autistic losers
Lmao

who is this literal nobody lmao
stop plugging your own videos

ah so Yea Forums finally put out enough lore for this faggot to copy

Stay mad

Too long, didn't watch. Anyone got a quick rundown about what he's laughably wrong about?

what a shitty title for your video vaati

Nah, it's now straight from Bamcos mouth. They're sure to be giving him the scripts at this point.

BRB DONATING TO HIS PATREON

I don't mind Vaati. I was making fun of your AAVE expression.

Better than headcanon from the community lol

>he's laughably wrong about
How can you be wrong about speculative lore...?

youtube.com/watch?v=4rQzCBLCHmA

Has there ever been evidence for this besides that one time (DS2 vid I think?)

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Zanzibar explained to me?

>AAVE
i don't even know what that means, but ok.