Juri Han is now your girlfriend. How does this change your life?

I am pegged everyday

An absurd amount of sex with her feet on my face and dick as I can possibly fit in before it's all over. and handholding

If I was female I would totally sell used panties and feet pics that sounds like easy money to for the lost of dignity

her feet are only for trampling you with

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You don't have to be female to sell used panties to horny retards.

I'm unironically trying to get a girlfriend just to have an excuse to rewatch shit.

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how big is her stinky cock?

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On the one hand, I am terrified because I realize that I have died or gone into a coma. On the other hand happiness, joy - fuck, finally Juri is my girlfriend! I'm not a virgin, but at the mere thought that her feet would be massaging my penis from today I would get an instant ejaculation in my panties, even in front of her.

She has never shown anything like a sweet side and is always very pissy and foul in all her appearances. Her voice becomes grating after a while. I'm sure it won't be a good time.

Depends, how often does she pin me down amazon style and rides my cock until my balls run dry?

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I'd wake up and realize I'm actually alone.

Imagine the leg locking.
I M A G I N E

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I'm unlikable, so I'd probably get dumped in less than a day and get even more depressed than I already am. Not much changes other than that.

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loving sex with Juri every day

at least an hour daily of foot worship and footjobs

My mental health would vastly improve from getting a cute pair of feet in my face every day.

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isn't she gay or something

This. Juri has a snarky personality, plus she doesn't like boring people and she's addicted to adrenaline. Of course I get the "want a mentally ill alternative girlfriend" meme. But seriously, if she wouldn't leave someone the same day because of boredom, she'd probably cheat or beat her partner on a regular basis. This is a girl, regardless of her motives, deserves the electric chair.

i would have sex all day

We get rich. She joins the UFC and destroys everyone, becomes famous and earns alot of money because shes a superhuman.
Or scientists can pay us to research her superpowers.
Or we can start a cult based around her powers.

Don't be a faggot. Do both.

Hapiness and she will always beat the shit out of me when i feel down and dont try to make my life better together and then she would also let me lick her body after a long day of training

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IIRC she doesn't have any superpowers. Anything supernatural she does is thanks to the Feng Shui Engine replacing one of her eyes.
Between SF4 and 5 Seth gouged it out but Juri found a prototype model to use as a replacement.

Ahh so she has some crazy alien tech that gives her powers.
Sweet, we can sell that shit and become billionaires.

she teaches me how to fight and we go beating ass together

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She's clearly a sadistic bisexual.
She loves big tits and has a crush on a chinese interpol agent, though.

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this but also every footjob ends in extreme POT

Dinner dates with Juri!

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>POT
what does this mean?

Post Orgasm Torture
AKA Overstimulation AKA When you nutted but she wont stop suckin

More anal sex than I'd like to do, shit's stink.

even in la la world fantasy you are self-defecating jesus christ dude a grip

>self-defecating

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Huh? You want to go out with me? Whatever.

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People stop thinking I'm gay. I get to learn how to fight from her, get my ass beat but hopefully improve. See if having crazy girl that DOESN'T want to kill you is actually as nice as I imagine it.

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i like this

is that a yes or a no

please I have autism I need clear and direct confirmation or I won’t understand

Her past self was a girl trying to impress her family and when they died, it broke her. By V there are various hints that's she's in a depression and trying to latch onto Cammy since she also had a fucked up relationship with the people who wronged her (Shadaloo). She's literally a high tsun tsundere.

For starters my wife would be pissed.

Ditch her for Chun-Li

Juri would have your wife on a literal leash in less than ten minutes.

Crying sex would be an even more violent version of crying sex with Jax from Mass Effect 2.

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Based

>Jax

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its a yes. pants off now

Holy based! Third season sucked though

Guess I'm in for a few earthquakes.

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Feet

>She has never shown anything like a sweet side
thats not true, she's pretty nice to Cammy and Decapre in V

>rich girl turned violent organized criminal agent turned somewhat of a mercenary
of all the shit she can do i doubt Juri can cook

Like walking on eggshells, because the slightest wrong against her will probably result in a swift death.

With no real upsides, because Juri seems to have no interest in romance or sex drive whatsoever.

>Juri
>no sex drive

She sure doesn't in the games, anyway.

She literally never *isn't* showing sex drive.
Are you anime protagonist dense?

She makes entendres, maybe, but they're all rooted in murder and violence.

Which is getting her aroused. Sexually. She's turned on by violence.

it changes a lot

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u ok dude?

Like, imagine all the trashtalk while doing it lol

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I...guess?

Congratulations, you are now slightly less ignorant.

Oh good.