:D

WHAT ARE ALL THE THINGS YOU WOULD TEACH THEM???

backstab bites with handholding

one thing is certain, they learn to sing pretty well, hand them a lewd song script and they will sing it whenever you return to them

Easy ass boss

Weird creepy bitch god damn what the FUCK

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Literally my aunt, wtf From

> Bayonetta turns 26

All you hear is "Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket, like the lost catacombs of egypt only god knows where we stuck it"

She got JUSTed, at least she doesn't pay alimony.

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IT IS TIME AGAIN

CHOOSE

ENDINGS

NO RANNI THIS TIME AS SHE'S ALREADY WON THE VOTE BEFORE

strawpoll.com/polls/7rnzGdYDdgO

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>TACHYOOOOOON

It's nightmare fuel, Her look is so strange it's off putting.

Dick so good it broke a woman

Ranni > Frenzy > Goldmask will pretty much be the opinion forever, as far as popularity
The first two are unique, and the last is the only non-unique that feels reasonable

nothing to :D about

im still waiting for that request

>when no grayon to eat

jej

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Sleep tight
Bound tight
By mother's amber
Sleep tight
Fight light
In mother's umbra

VOLCANO PUSSY MELT YOUR PETER LIKE ICE

>ranni got being a romantic from her mother
>rennala loved radagon so much it broke her when he left
>radagon still uses his wedding sword and only left because his literal other half made him

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This is exactly what Rennala looked like as she watched Radagon skedaddling back to Leyndell across the Liurnia horizon

what gender is they?

female, the hats are only worn by women in lucaria and ranni is her only dead child

>listen to the kids song
>get uncomfortable

>Great Rune of the Unborn
>Amber egg clutched by Rennala, Queen of the Full Moon.
>Perfects those who have been born anew.
>Children born anew by Rennala are all frail and short lived. Imperfect being, each and all.
Why were her children imperfect when she had this rune?

Because she was holding it, not them
It's why it works fine for us

Ah derp. Makes sense.

youtube.com/watch?v=pE9LPphb-Pk

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>banging the flawed downies

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So they're like inbred kids that can't walk and just drag themselves around singing? That's a bit disturbing and a bit depressing.

Anyone got that unused dialogue file where the sweetings ask if 'he' is a friend?

yeah at one point it can be assumed they were normal students that all got murdered so moon mommy kept rebirthing them and everytime they got more and more retarded and frail. its why she's kind of "villainous" even if she meant well... she was using these students to cope with her man cucking her regardless of it was good for them or not. now they just crawl around on the floor like slugs smiling at things that catch their attention

I just made that up, but I'm guessing that's why

>when one of your sisters steals your glue

I'd actually play the fucking game, I just don't have a new console or pc. I'm not playing ER on an xbox one.

It makes sense. Otherwise it can be assumed that you too should become frail and 'tarded, but yours is perfect, because you have it.

>when the nomadic merchant forgot the dipping sauce

>fug D: no graybon eat

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No legs just makes it easier to rape them

>that constant giggling
bros...

>they just crawl around on the floor like slugs smiling at things that catch their attention
sad and arousing at the same time

SLEEP TIGHT
BOUND TIGHT

BUTT TIGHT
HERE COMES THE TARNISHED WILLY

Yup that's the one I listened to last night.

>literally murdering retard children
How did they get away with it!?

you guy know that these are male?

>DeS has plague babies
>DaS has skeleton babies
>BB has alien babies
Honestly, par for the course

Moon stuff, apparently.

They are?

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Nah, he says that every thread.

that's been debunked already

>Rebirth is as sleep to them, and with each awaking, memory fades into oblivion

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reminds me of the face of those grafted scions

>Considering they're failed lobotomized clones of ranni
Please stop teasing me

>have to teach them everyday not to bite when sucking
I'd have to make a fast, compacted lesson for it not to take hours every time.

Even better :D

just remove their teeth they wont remember lol

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