User, this elf lady has something for you. Please accept it

They aren't, that particular elf is cursed and dies if she doesn't have sex. It has nothing to do with her being an elf, although she is from a shitty isekai, which does horrible things to this fictional race.
Read Tolkien, not this soulless trash.

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Elven women love big human men (white)

Sure, but only because I don't want to be rude. I don't know who the fuck she is.

Ever notice how in isekai there's only white men and no black people, but orcs exist?

>dies if she doesn't have sex
that's every female elf

> elf women
Disgusting. I already need to smell them at work, now I need to wash my hands of the elf grime on this stupid box

Succubus are also like that too.

I guess holy and unholy are just two sides of the same coin.

suffer not the elf

Funny how waifufags and elf-haters shitpost happily side by side.

>Read Tolkien, not this soulless trash.
I dont even have a onions face big enough for this

Of all the men of Azeroth, I must say...

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Imagine marrying that

Whenever someons uses Tolkien as a excuse, I picture that person like a skaven out of a gutter holding the books like the holy tablets of the lord gave onto moses while pointing it's finger and saying heresy! heresy! It' says in the books elves are pure!!

Yeah, but these are not Tolkien's Elves. So, point moot.

God I wish I was a little boy again.

Better than holding some retarded isekai in your hand that some bugmen created and screaming THE ELF IS A SLUT BECAUSE ELF

Shut the fuck up skaven! I'm sick of Tolkien, the age of isekai has come!!

I have genuine intimacy issues that sprout from overwhelmingly low self confidence, so I will not accept it due to being afraid I will inevitably disappoint her and live the rest of my life wondering why I threw away this opportunity with someone I could've spent the rest of my life with.

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Sorry i'm a cockslut for the horsecock of the draenei

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>get called gay
>get to plunder all manner of elf clunge
Worth.

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give headpats to elf girls
rub elf girls ears
play videogames with elf girls

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I hate Japan for the Elf are sluts meme.
I hate Japan for NTR.
I hate Japan for Isekai.
I hate Japan for Shonenshit.
I hate Japan...

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sorry but i'm already with the perfect elf

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elves are cool
i reinstalled aow3 recently and plan to play it some this weekend

I'm really sorry but I only date flat elves.

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Good thread.

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>actually talking about video game elves on Yea Forums
What kind of madman are you? Nobody here likes elves, they are just an endless shitposting topic.

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inshallah behead those who insult tolkien

oh no!?

Shes got a little arm, weird

Oh, ok, I'll have to give you something in return now

lol. the hot girl wants sex, but the ugly dude doesnt.

>give headpats to elf girls
>rub elf girls ears
There's seriously nowhere near enough images of these happening.

A goblin is fine too

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give me your 18Gbs worth of filters

That's hot. I'll try to be a good dad, too.

Goblins are just short elves

Did someone says goblins?

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This undid my horniness, thanks sodomite fren.

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What's doubly funny is that modern orcs are based on Telkien's orcs who were based on the British, not nigs.

I'm already seeing someone else in the office.

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There is absolutely nothing elf-like when it comes to modern fantasy goblins.

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Depends on the goblin

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Goblins need to stop taking away the men of honest hard working Elves

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Goblins have more in common with trolls and dwarves than elves.

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>dude let's just draw a generic anime girl and give her long ears and call it an elf
i hate weebs and coomers so much its unreal,

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It looks like she is gifting you with a rosary, judging by the cross on it. She wants to tell you about Jesus.

That's all elves are ya twat

Something about this picture makes me feel weird.
>0/5 Sub Goal
>30 people seen as 'popular'

Elves in office Jobs. Imagine being 2000 years old and having to slave away. The economy is really down the shitter. What's next, dragons working on fast food joints?

>not already at optimal headpat height
NGMI

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They work as grills

see
it's just a slight variation of the joke that this artist has been telling non-stop, because repeating a joke makes it funnier every time, right?

what is it? A FUCKING BOMB?
FUCK OFF,KNIFE EARS

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>because repeating a joke makes it funnier every time
Yes

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