Game has a time limit!

Do Americans really?

The loathsome latrine labourer

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nope but eurotrash certainly does.

>game has multiple endings

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i'll take one "what the fuck" please

Dr. Cunt is a real nice one.

>"shit" for 30+ minutes
>flush then spray some fart spray
>sorry boss, I didn't feel well but hey, I still came to work despite that

>one cunt wolf pack
Alright, what did they mean by this.

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>game has difficult combos

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Jannybros, for those of us not studied in custodial engineering, what is a mop flip?

>Being a jannie now means learning fighting game combos
fuck

Clearly in a sex tourist area, shes just bashing together what she knows and can find on google for rude english sex words and phrases not to say to make a quick buck.
Now the real question is why
>SAME SAME
>I

Is this Kafkaesque or more Orwellian?

Bloody basterd bitch what you say? We Indians do’nt use toilet.

>imagine the smell, wagie

Same same is apparently very common in Thailand and Vietnam meaning "similar to". So for example "Yea Forums Yea Forums samesame Reddit"

I

>qt cashier goes to bathroom
>she has been complaining all day about feeling sick
>something about her stomach
>could care less was too busy starting at that ass
>she's been gone for 12 minutes
>boss tells me to do a smell check
>annoyed but start thinking about her ass
>lean against that door and smell a stench of pure disgust.
>mfw i know both the ins and outs of that butt.

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>Employees name will be Reported to office

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>you will not sit on the toilet for longer than 5 minutes

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It's a literal poo in the loo test.

>Not dropping Nurgle's gift and waiting to share the present with Mr Manager

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Mop mop mop flip mop dip mop mop dip?

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R4
>CHEERS CUNT
will use as communication guide should I ever visit Australia

when you flick the mop so the opposite side you've been dragging hits the ground instead because its cleaner and still wet since it hasn't been dragged on the floor yet. water and time economics brah

Lack of proper unions

this, newfags not only can't read but also can't see

>I HAVE GOOD AIDS
wat

>Mop da mop bidda te dat turn muhflippin bix nood mop bin dub ho muhfugga

That'd be illegal in my "eurotrash" country

I'll take one "CHILD TRAFFIKER" please

The problem was that the unions that formed got instantly taken over by the mob during prohibition and then the government used that opportunity to quash unions. Now unions are instantly taken over by government forces who basically only do anything if the heads of said businesses forgot their monthly campaign "donations"

jokes on them, i squat on the rim like a retard

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>shit on floor
>get to spend entire shift in the bathroom on your phone

>boss tells me to do a smell check

If someone told me to do that, I'd just look at them like they're fucking retarded. Don't give a damn if they were my boss.

they really hate hiring people these days huh

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>One cunt wolfpack
Sounds like an Aussie punk band

Obviously 3, mop mop mop FLIP mop mop mop DIP

For me? It's Dr boom boom.

I'll take the "EAT CUNT TILL I DIE"

>buy liquid ass
>walk in, no desire to piss or shit
>hose the fucking room down until the can is empty
>try to keep sides on while walking away

>all the weird feces you gathered during your travels finally has a use

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>liquid ass
Is that a thing?

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Dip dip flip dip flip flip dip flip flip

Fuck this test!

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>same same I came
What kind of zoomer rap is this?

This is what happens when you let corps run your life to own the libs.

Much, much worse.
Adamsinian.

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>take two rolls of toiletpaper from stalls
>prop up the seat
>sit comfortably for half an hour while you browse Twitter
>when you're refreshed and ready to tackle the wage cage cram both rolls into the toilet and clog it

>Stand in bathroom for 20 minutes
>unleesh torrent or poo in 10 minutes
>Have wagie HR come in and smell my dung

I like this because to many of them lazy jackasses I work with just wander off and sit in the bathroom for half an hour

same same means gay.
ping pong is referring to a neat trick involving ping pong balls and vaginas

>amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW?th=1

just read some reviews or watch some youtube videos. apparently its bad.

>go to bathroom for 9 minutes
>immediately go to bathroom for 9 minutes again

Get fucked sheckelstein

Good morning sirs.

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>"man all these lazy millenials dont wanna work these days"

Based don't ever stop king

How did the workplace become so dystopian? It’s beyond the point of parody.

Please, no meat touching.

this is obviously the correct answer, since it grants the most mopping per dip which equals less waste of detergent and will save the company some good money

I remember one day in middle school some dipshit sprayed my friend's backpack with liquid ass as a "practical joke"
when it came time to leave everyone kept complaining about the smell near his bag, and it was a whole thing, the teachers had to spray it down with lysol, I could tell it was embarrassing as fuck for him.

"How come no one wants to work"

gonna have to CHECK ANSWER on this one

Jews manipulated corporations and government. Creating too big to fail corporations that get bail outs well everyone below them does not or struggles to do. The capitalism/free market/competition has been somewhat sterilized because of corrupt government protection basically. Shit isn't failing how its supposed to and giving new rise to shit that is. This allows those companies that can never actually fail at the top level to treat employees like shit/reduce benefits and not raise pay accordingly and then keep reaching record profits. Capitalism is still the best form of society to ever exist in my book. But modern America is only a competition at low to mid level and anything past that either requires alot of luck/lightning in a bottle or making sure you have friends in high places who will see to it that you never see the bottom. Jews though want this to happen so its not just a unfortunate occurrence its pre planned sabotage.

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>using a dirty mop and not having reusable mop heads

my favorite part about being in the army was the near 100% rape/prostitution rate that women had (ie they either traded their pussies for things like promotions, positive reviews, easy jobs or high PT scores, or they were simply raped and granted nothing) and the only response was "ugh fine ok, we get it, you got raped. boo hoo! look, he's going to a different unit, happy bitch?" shit was mad funny fr fr (no cap)

I'd do that and then go do a smell check for my own enjoyment