Are you a player or a NPC?

Are you a player or a NPC?

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AYYY LMAO

>Are you a player or a NPC?
I'm in neither group

looks like the player messed around with the character creation, that's why he looks like that, and the NPCs look normal because they were designed by the devs

npcs can be based tho

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alpha behaviour, i used to do this to women before the police cautioned me

i have not spoken to a woman in years...

why is he showing off his male pattern baldness

Stupid whore. What did she think was gonna happen if she put the bowstring between her tits.
What a dumb retard

i am a storm that is approaching

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fpbp

yeah she should have shot the bow like this

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npc please.

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And then when this fag shoots up his school everyone will say "the signs were there we just didn't realize it...."

Disappointing. I hoped it'd tug on her hair and rip some off. Dumb slut

yeah but uh
she's hot
so your argument is invalid

Neither, I'm the gamer.
Also Jewish btw

NPC. I sit inside all day, do the same job, play the same games. Don't care.

emily bloom. porn star who was also on an episode of always sunny in philadelphia

Virtue is hot. That whore isn't hot, she's a whore. For a small price she'd let you shit on her chest and degrade her. There's nothing special about dumb sluts like that

>airpods
>manbun
>not an NPC

all jokes aside, she pulled that string properly

>was also on an episode of always sunny in philadelphia
I knew she looked familiar

>I don't have sex because I'm... le virtuous
cope harder incel lmao

>>manbun
I always hate fags that do this shit just get a fucking haircut already

reminds me of those mobile game ads where you've got the female sniper and it cuts from her scope to her ass when she takes the shot so you see her ass jiggle

that's kinda hot.

>Walk into restaurant
>Someone boomer is playing a video on his phone at full volume
>Walk up to him
>Turn
>Let rip a fat nasty wet fart
>Leave
>Quest Complete: Keeping the Peace 26300xp

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>omg... he's literally me..

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Fuck you I met my first gf because of my ponytail.

>I don't have sex because...
Are you projecting?

that's not a manbun

yeah but you told me to get a haircut.

I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU TO SHUT ME UP

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hippie

based fellow ponytail chad

desu I considered myself an NPC before that became a meme

my life is just not very interesting I guess

Weak lats. NGMI.

When you think about it, non-playable characters will consider you the NPC, because you're unplayable to them...

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You aren't even an NPC, OP.
You are one of the mannequins in one of the stores in a mall that the NPCs go to.

VHG...another low IQ NPC who don't know about muh superior genes

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>Lightning Fast Anti-Mass Spectrometer Repairs

I have hair like Jesus or Samson. Speaking of which Jesus is the main character, everyone else are NPCs

why don't the fags complaining about elden ring threads complain about these threads too?

>bro, my elden brings...

do people really do this thing of recording themselves with the frontal camera?

You will never belong to the Merovingian dynasty, cope bald peasant

NPCS huh?

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>look this girl up
>shes been gangbanged by black men on camera

every single time

>this assblasted about people speaking ill of his game

elden ring is fotm garbage
OP is cringekino comedy

ayyyy amogus

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die mad lol

Sir, the meds, take them. NOW!

sexual equality isn't real, it's just a nice thought and everyone knows that except for autists
you can't hit a woman, there's no reason to because they pose 0 threat.

the fucks wrong with american highschools
it should have been legal to shoot every one of those fuckers

>disturbing the horde

LIFE IS A WATERFALL

kek neets absolute SEETHING about being btfo'd and EXPOSED by this guy, this is you this is canonically youa nd you cannot accept it HOWLING fucking neetniggers

QUALITY Bethesda programming

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What

wut

he is the embodiment and canonical representation of what neets on Yea Forums look like, cringe ugly fucks with mental illness and no social skills

he is you
you are him
he is your spirit animal

EVERY TIME you see this image you cringe and a part of you dies because YOU KNOW THAT IS YOU

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damn, you finally looked in the mirror this morning?

lol @ this projection

>NOOOO IT'S YOU NOT ME
howling

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Holy BASED.
Redditors, I kneel.

>>NOOOO IT'S YOU NOT ME
>howling

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>Virtue is hot
You're colder than a fridge, then.

what

NPC response

Sauce?

Why do Americans looks so strange?

I'm unironically an NPC.

projection

>NOOO HE USES OUR /pol/ SLANG BB-BUT HE ISN'T US

>hes a soi poster as well
OH NO NO NO

sauce