You didn't beat the game

You didn't beat the game.

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scary, repulsive, and kind of hot in equal measure

I 100% expect this thread to hit bump and image limit in the span of 12 hours so I'm just here to remind you all that there are other boards for this nonsense.

If mods are smart they will delete this thread and if Anonymous is smart they will let this be their last post.

Finally, a real abby

how will gymcels recover?

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hello r*ddit

>they don't shave
every gymbro I know fucking waxes or shaves their entire body. Looks stupid IMO
>their retarded

This commenting roastie was for sure pumped and dumped by Chad the stinker and so decided to extrapolate her experience over every "gymbro".

Four SARMs at the same time as a woman? Yeah, good luck not getting some serious sides
People are fucking retarded

NOW THAT'S WAHT I CALL VIDEO GAMES

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crystal cafe thread?

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I'd use roids if I wasn't scared of becoming infertile

for FREE

im farily positive v and fit share 40-60% of the same people at least

varbie threads, tfw no gf threads, random coombait threads, holy shit it's the same

whats yall fave lifts

Aw fuck. I'm a man and I can't get gains like this that fast. I am getting my T levels checked at the moment but this is suicide fuel. I want a girl like that though.

>Crystal cafe user
>bagging Chad
Nah she's just the female equivalent of a /r9k/ poster

>SARMS
If I consume "SARMS" will girls talk to me?

>be weak man poisoned by microplastics
Lol learn to love yourself this is perfectly fine

>be a woman that wants to be a man
HERE ARE 200 STEROIDS AND SURGERIES THAT WILL MAKE YOU BUFF AND HAIRY AND MASCULINE IN TWO WEEKS XDDDD

>gf tells me to stop shaving my chest
>mfw I’m naturally hairless

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Remember. The average crystal cafe poster is quite literally the woman equivalent of an /r9k/ poster.
And it's also very easy to just, you know, anonymously post whatever you want. There is no webcam scan captcha to determine if you have a vagina or not.

>doesn't link to your application for the janitorial position (no wage i.e you'd be doing it for free, has been rejected) go back, faggot.

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this is crystal cafe, right? I need to go explore that place properly, an entire site of femanons must be a sight to see

>gf

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MUH

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kino cafe

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Don't forget Elden Ring threads

>there's the crabs doing the dance at the beach and everything
come again?

My head between her huge butt cheek

has to be larp

wow

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Don't care does something bad internally.

>t. Never met a slampig or women at all
The equivalent hogs get pumped and dumped, retard
The shutin socially retarded pseudo-virginal (because they still manage to get fucked) bitches are on tumblr far away from CC

PEDs ruin lives. Don't listen to /fit/ faggots and stay away from anything. Wish I wasn't so fucking retarded when I was younger. It's not worth it.

tell us about your suffering user

You can't tease us like this, user, storytime now!

>destroys hormonal cycles and long term health for muscles
>doesn't have decency to get fake tits
anti based

How, pray tell, do you live action roleplay on the fucking internet
Think before you type

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What does it do?
Was considering pretending to be a little tranny girl and use the black market hrt websites to transition to an alpha male
Why shouldn't I?

Your problem was that you did it young. I'm going to do it when I'm older. Dying at 60, strong as I was in my youth, is where it's at. Fuck living to 90.

>high libido fit gf
God, i wish i got that.

>infertile
Whats the point

My boobs disappeared, my boyfriend broke up with me and my doctor said I cant have kids ever

>TFW will never get snu snu'd by an amazonian roid gf
Then again it's a crystal cafe poster, they're about as mentally ill as /r9k/. Shame.

The point is to have a fit girl to fuck, not everyone wants to be a slave to children for the next few decades of their life.

Im sure i can impregnate her with enought will.

kill yourself normalfaggot

>about
is r9k not the gateway to cc? I don't know where else it's shilled

>bf
sorry, typo

There's functionally no difference between /r9k/ and crystal cafe, the only difference is crystal cafe larps as "women".

>he didnt list fit first
newfag, you will never be a janny but I hope you do so I can buck break you into suicidal depression

>weight lifter
>only 150 lbs
Just goes to show, even when females cheat, they never win.

>infertile
Ruined

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oh shit, a femanon, should have guessed. sorry to hear that user.

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Sorry for your loss
You could try and be a double retard and get fem chems from online

no but the oversensitive cat women jannies will just delete any post that barely even comes close to disagreeing with the general sentiment

won't fix her ruined womb

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Well, I don't know how many genuine femanons are actually on this board, but if just one of them happens to drop by and see your advice, thanks for warning them.

Isn't crystal cafe just filled with trannies pretending to be women?

>delete any post that barely even comes close to disagreeing with the general sentiment
Oh so it's just anonymous reddit? Gotcha.

>My boobs disappeared
saddest thing i read all day

>anonymous reddit
Oh so it's just Yea Forums? Gotcha.

Remember rules 28 through 31 of the internet.
Yes.

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>he doesnt want to fuck her brains out until she becomes fertile again by the sheer PSI generated by gallons of semen

Unfortunate face but what can you do? Other than NOT shaving/waxing your body like a massive faggot. If you have body hair just keep it.

yea basically, I made a couple reasonable posts merely pretending once that one of them might be wrong and got perma'd. redditors are actually less delusional if you cam believe that. crystal cafe is closer to a discord grooming site but instead of grooming for sex young women are groomed into never having sex

They can't be too bad if they hate trannies.

>implying they're not trannies hating on trannies

>Yea Forums
>delete posts

You a cute twink? Would be pretty hot to rail you while you eat out that girlfriend.

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>crystal cafe
what the fuck am I reading
feels like I'm on another plane of existance to these "creatures"

i'm seriously shocked and angry at what i'm reading

How the fuck do I become ripped without steroids? I am thin skellington and been exercising for 5 months. I have tried increasing my calorie intake as much as possible and have been doing intense lifting but my muscle recovery period is taking too long. I get a muscle sprain once a week and spend 3-4 days in recovery. What am I doing wrong and how do I maintain consistency?

I can save her.
Also imagine getting a hand job by her and she rips your dick off with those arms.

*certain redditors
Try posting basic bitch shit on r/all or any hyper specialized subreddit and you'll get the same treatment
The middle range are basically abandonware though so it can be more reasonable

So fucking sad

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Fellow skelly here. Can you tell me what your program looks like. I have a presumption that I want to confirm.

>There goes 50% beauty

I... cant do this anymore lads...

I'd play her as a character.
The ultimate orgasm high.

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