Elden Ring Patch

Still playing on base patch. Still killing shit with fire's deadly sin + bloodflame Blade abuse. You are literally irrelevant to me.

>the shitter fears the bleed
i dont even play pvp, but get good you utter faggot. Beat the game twitch with a strength build then a dex bleed build.
If you wanna bitch about OP shit, look at magic, been that way since demon souls. It's an RPG, of course the one stat i invest in should be OP. Fucking faggot.

>What else do we want to see next patch?
Hardcore sex option with Blaidd

you unironically shouldn't be cheering for retards at fromsoft killing build diversity to appeal to a minority of the playerbase. eh fuck it, who am I kidding? pvp cockroaches are incapable of critical thought

I want them to patch in some more of the unfinished questlines. I don't give a fuck about the balance and I don't care if shitters are able to finish a game by abusing OP strats. "People" that PvP in souls games aren't even human.

this kek

Every enemy is replaced with a runebear rot dog or crucible knights

I want them to remove every single immersion-breaking randomly-placed teleporter and create a fucking land route instead.
Also make Torrent's double jump break your fall and just revamp fall damage in general it fucking sucks in this game so much compared to the earlier Souls games

bleed is so busted it literally kills every other build you retard.

no, it doesn't, you cum guzzling faggot. I could name dozens of other "broken" builds, stop acting like such a retard over literally nothing. if you hate bleed so much don't fucking use it and just shut the fuck up. and no, I don't care about PVP niggers one bit. fuck off

>all weapon arts nerfed by 80%
>increase riposte dmg
>all ashes nerfed
Just die already.

>muh bleed
faggot youtu.be/uHAsG46EEqQ

>say bleed needs to be nerfed
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU FUCKING MINIGAME FAGGOT REEEEEEE BLEED IS FINE LIKE JUST LOOK
>proccs bleed for 10k dmg
>THATS FINE JUST GID GUD

Why are bleed niggers like this I don't play pvp and I say that bleed is complete overpowered. Bleed got nerfed in Dark Souls 3.
seethe parrying should feel more rewarding

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Op got killed by a rivers invader and made this thread

Most endgame enemies are immune to bleed

>Also make Torrent's double jump break your fall and just revamp fall damage
why in hell would they do that

>literally end game spell against a target that does not move
now try the same spell against malenia

>new weapons armor sets, talismans add it
>at random locations
>on random enemies
Only on NG+++

Buff non-katana weapons. I picked up the washing pole and it's just a straight upgrade to my longsword. It's longer, bleeds, does the same damage and attacks just as fast. Seriously?

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>Most endgame enemies are immune to bleed
that's wrong though only 3 end boss are immune to bleed radagon the dragon and elden beast.

>increase riposte dmg

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>>password summons cannot be invaded

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>horse flying fix
>war cry piercing weapon moveswap fix
>carian retaliation fix
>wrong warp fix
just to fuck over the speedrunners, then they will see how shit the game really is

Because fall damage sucks ass in this game and feels completely inconsistent
And the double jump not breaking your fall is inconsistent with standard video game logic

oh, forgot
>nerf somberstone in general literally remove all +7 somberstone from the game until mt gelmir
>remove somberstones from Iji
>let him sell normal stones to 4

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speedrunners will just play on old patch you retard.

summon mimic to distrcat melenia
>spam magic attacks at her from afar
done youtu.be/0WWdJKZKEQE
i beat her with a powerstance great sword build and a bleed dula katana build with no mimics, was much more kino and challenging.

>password summons cannot be invaded
cringe, invasions have already been hard gimped by summons or invitations only

thats true for literally every game thats broken on launch.
they're gonna lose interest in that route and speedrun something else

>mimic
nobody cares.

No thanks.

literally nobody wants to invade some nigger in ng+++ level 500 who is "downscaled"

it would break level design even more, it is absolutely not needed. If it looks too high it probably is. The rare case where you can havea doubt you can throw rocks to see if you'll die and use coton buff to lower the damage

needs normal upgrade so it's terrible.

>big bleed nerfed
Likely, probably in the form of bosses having more resistance to it and players taking a lower % chunk. It's still going to be extremely good
>all weapon arts nerfed by 80%
retarded
>password summons cannot be invaded
retarded, and not the problem
>fix arcane scaling 'incarnation'
it's not broken, are you talking about it scaling the Madness status effect?
>increase riposte dmg
not needed, latency issues are the biggest problem for parries
>all ashes nerfed
not an issue if it only affects PvE

How did you miss the main actual issues and bugs.

>Inescapable Frenzy using weapon damage values
>Carian retaliation having multiple bugs
>buffs stacking that probably shouldn't
>rot dog issue
>fall damage bugs/inconsistencies
>players using Torrent / Taunters tongue to afk 'farm' invaders who can't reach them

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>bb-but my gank squad
go die.

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mimic is more OP than the bleed builds you keep whining about. At least i have to stay close to the boss and build the bleed meter up as i dodge and attack him.

Only Radagon and Elden Beast, you can cheese the rest with bleed, lol.

have noticed how is always pvp tards that want ''''balance'''' things? this series is not pvp focused and it never will be

>>all weapon arts nerfed by 80%
>retarded
how is that retarded weapon arts are broken that's just facts look at Moonveil and RoB.

>password summons cannot be invaded
>retarded, and not the problem
>ganks squads are not cancer
retard

>>increase riposte dmg
>not needed, latency issues are the biggest problem for parries
I'm talking about pve retard bro a single riposte does less dmg than one Moonveil or RoB weapon art. Meanwhile you need to gid gud for parrying.

the only thing that needs balancing is bloodhound's step due to trivializing the whole game harder than any ashe of war or spirit ashe

flat 50% damage buff to all magic

>how is that retarded weapon arts are broken that's just facts look at Moonveil and RoB.
moonveil's stance damage got nerfed, esp with bosses, and RoB is fine. It's literaly a late game weapon meant for a bleed build, and its weapon art isnt god against non bleed enemies. You pvp nogs just want to destroy builds instead of dodging.

No-one expects a PvP focus, although DLC for the colosseums would be nice. The issue is that a major mechanic of the series is largely unenjoyable for invaders and invadees who aren't interested in using pathetic exploits.

>can't win a 3v1

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I finished the game on March 8th so who cares about all these patches? I've no reason to play it again until dlc comes out which will probably be a year away

>Malenia's second phase is replaced with a Scarlet Rot Miranda Flower
>NPC summons in Radahn's fight are auto-summoned for the player
Would you be happy?

OP getting banned

pvp is literally an afterthought for the devs. if the current elden ring invasion system didnt give you a clue idk what will. they will probably give you a little jerk off arena as dlc and call it a day.

Use dueliat ding yjpu duking teward

>You pvp nogs just want to destroy builds instead of dodging.
Bruh this shit is comically overpowered. If you have even half a brain it brute forces a majority of builds. Consider its not like you lose access to all the other tools. You just have a button that pisses damage for almost nothing. Dont get me wrong, I love that its easy to win. But Im also getting bored and want to see more build variety. Even with considerable changes to efficiency, its still an exceptionally good weapon.

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based stroke user

>password summons cannot be invaded
why is this already not the case? win-win for coop players and invaders

>>password summons cannot be invaded
Why? That would defeat the whole purpose of risk and reward. If you don't want to get invaded, then don't play online.

Hewp

>pvp is literally an afterthought for the devs
>thats been in every game in the series
>with multiple items purely for it
>thats tied directly to a major overarching part of the lore
>that drives interest via streamers and content creators that feeds into sales

Im not particularly into invasions but you're a moron if you don't think PvP is going to see major changes, like every other souls game.

Other way around user, invaders don't want to end up in an instance with a scaled down level 200 furled finger with a stat spread that allows them to use gear and spell combinations that aren't even possible at the level of the host.

yea its so important that all previous soul games are single player only now because they turned off online lmao

Bleed isn't even the most op shit in the game. But it needed a nerf.

Online gets discontinued for most games or goes to private servers eventually, in this case it was "due to an exploit" which I assume meant "go play Elden ring niggers". You're grasping at straws here.

>But Im also getting bored and want to see more build variety.
in any RPG, people will always gravitate towards the most meta builds. It's normal. And honestly, the azure magic beam build is a bigger pve melter than any other build, and even against fast bosses you simply summon a mimic and just use fast magic spam attacks from a distance.

So you just want DS3, but it takes 5 times longer.

Sounds great...

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reminder that this is the average person who whines about pvp in elden ring. go to the steam forums for a laugh. it's literally all troons whining about pvp

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yes an 'exploit' kek. i am sure the 3k players who were playing ds3 were really hurting the 500k elden ring numbers....

>get summoned for co-op
>everyone using bleed
>get summoned for pvp
>everyone using bleed
Is this what bleedkeks call "build diversity"?

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the solution to all this shit at the moment is invading the right spots and out niggering people with the environment.

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>Nerfs to singleplayer game
Brainlet take

>playing with the boys
>invaded by Dark Spirit Mogh
>been pissing on invaders all day despite being a bunch of total retards
>we're already riding the elevator
>it arrives right as the first pulse hits

Honestly, based, we deserved it. Only time invasions are a challenge is when the invader uses carian or the level

perhaps they will fix the flying torrent glitch
..hope they don't

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Amazing how DaS3 faggots want this game to become another diluted, PvP catering mess. Go back to your Anor Londo playground and let the rest of us enjoy actual build variety.

what does carian retaliation damage scale with?
i've seen it do anywhere from 300 to 1400 damage.

there's also a shield ash vs a spell version, any difference?