Elite enemies are just scaled versions of early game enmies

If cats were larger, they eat you.

No, I also thought that tiger was about to fuck a man.

>enemy has a grab attack

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I don't want to own one, would rather play with one for an afternoon

Aww he's playing :^)

Cats stink bad enough, imagine a giant cat shitting and pissing all over the place

If they were as easy to take care of as a dog/cat is, i'd do it. But they'd be a huge pain in the ass in reality

>the rough coarse dirt and rocks
vs
>soft and pliable cardboard
i mean is it really that hard to understand?

cats smell great, they're predators and have very little odour

>cats stink

What? They're the one animal you don't have to wash if they don't go outside. They smell great naturally. It's the shit and piss that smell bad but just... clean it? It takes like 10 seconds to clean their box.

YJK

if i fits i sits

Typical catowners. Your house fucking reeks of catshit. Don't get fooled just because people are too polite to bluntly tell you so.

if your cat is pissing and shitting all over the place thats the trainer's fault, they're some of the most hygenic pets you can get and litter training a kitten is significantly easier than training a puppy to go outside.

Whoever owns those cats are not taking care of them very well.

My house smells nice. You can tell what your house smells like by actually leaving it and coming back. You would know this if you ever left your house.

Okay tiger king

Based on the post I thought it was a miniature tiger in a man's hand.
You are deranged.

Cute, but also scary as fuck.

Stop, you're making me hard!

Such cruelty

Typical delusional catowner cope

>Doesn't know you can reset nasal fatigue by leaving and entering your own home again.
Did you know that everybody can smell the dried on your body. Go wash yourself and go outside for once

God imagine a stinky catgirl who lives in your house as a pet and pisses and shits in a small litter tray and she's smart enough to be embarrassed by it but she can't deny her nature and she doesn't shower because she hates water.

My concern is the big shovel I would need for their lion sized shits

whatever you say, toxoplasmosis

Cats seek out tight closed spaces for security. Thats why if youre cat is scares it will scoot under the couch or something. If your cat spends too much time like that it might be an indocation that its sick.

I have a dog too, so you're not doing anything if you're trying to shill dogs to me.

Oh my science... This... So much this

What was her problem?

Get better material.jpg

>in the year of our Lord 2022
>not having a pet puma
ngmi

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No idea

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I'd just be worried they'd randomly decide to attack and eat me. They're wild animals after all. Even a dog can lash out randomly without provocation.

Why do you let a cat shit and piss in your house? I have a very very small window opened at all times that only a cat can go through and anytime he want's to go out and piss he just does. Not sure why cat owners insist on having a litter tray. Would stink up the entire house.

>t. doesn't live in a coyote-infested area

*sits on ur cock*
o w o

Please... Please god... Just give my a cheetah girl wife...

I'm not letting my $3.5k cat go out alone outside

To cuck them like that one story where an endangered bird fell in love with a white guy who helped her get impregnated from another male bird, despite her presenting butt to the dude an chasing off other bird males.

Because I don't want my cat outside tracking things into the house, or bugs getting in. How hard do you fags think it is to scoop up a tiny piece of shit, and put it into a toilet? It smells bad for 5 minutes tops. Do you stink up the house permanently every time you take shit?

Show us this expensive cat

COPE

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How the fuck can anyone pay 3.5k for a cat. They're literally free, you can just take them home. Hell you don't even have to take them home, I've had two cats that just straight up moved in one day.

Because they want a unique breed. I know someone who paid 9k for a british shorhair. Mine is just a black cat I adopted from the pound. I have no idea why people hate black cats...

At first glance, I thought it was from a video where a Tiger mauled someone to death. Think it was in India. But IIRC the tiger was orange.

Same, internet ruined me

based holy animal

>pajeet hand

wholesome as fuck

Same reason boys build cushion forts

god i miss my exgf doing this to me.....as i ran my hands down her lower back i could feel the goosebumps form and the way her breathing changed....

cool, but I still will eat beef.

The hat hids/changed his smell didn't it? I was told to never hold a kitten for too long so that it won't get dump by it's mother.

that's a male cheetah btw

>he won't show me the 3.5k cat
You can't do this to me user

Black cats are based. The first cat I had that moved in was a huge mongrel stray who hunted rabbits and I once caught beating the shit out of a Fox. Based cat.

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>mfw i remember what happened to Harambe

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cool, but I still will eat beef.

Boner ruined

When I went to the pound, there was so many more blacks compared to the rest. I picked the youngest since that was the one with the least bad habits that I needed to fix.

Kots and boxes man

I feel kinda about the burger I just ate now.

I came

thats a myth. its said for a lot of animals like birds and deer but apparently someone just made that shit up like a century ago and it spread.

haha

Based. Black cats are the best and the most social from my experience. They can also get massive. Mine is almost 4 feet long from head to tail.

t. coping dogfags after squeezing piss out of the rug

Every time I cuddle with my cats, I get a massive boner over time. Skinship with cats is fantastic.

My guess is the momma cat thought the hat was some kind of bug, but missed when she tried to attack it.

Weirdly happens with medication however. Got my kitten neutered and his mom & sister wouldn't stop hissing st him for two days so he became friends with my old lady Labrador

I refuse to believe redditors use "Oh my science"
That's just too stupid even for them

What does a tiger or leopard need security from?

How does cheetah pussy feel user

It is sad that they are most often the abandoned.

(You)

BWC

>cats smell great
TOXO'D

They are free...If you are too lazy to get one from some cat shelter or some family with too many kittens, you can basically put out milk or whatever for passerby cats to stay forever. That money seems wasted.

>video game board

Cats are terrible.

I want to see this cat

Show us the pricey cat

Nah, cats are just cunts.

Right? my hamster ate her kids just because I touched them, animals are sick

Black cats are worse for allergic people

The 3.5k cat doesn't exist, he lied

no it made him look like a faggot and the cat mom didn't want to raise any fag neckbeard garfields

Is it a real life anime cat girl? Or did you buy some crossbred monster?

Persian cat?

just because you're the apex predator doesn't mean you can't get killed in your sleep

if you paid 3.5k for a cat it better be a scrotum

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That is a jumbo Cheeto.

Scottish fold

wtf he's gonna get sunburnt.
Stupid owners just gonna boil his nards

I always thought these cats were a super old breed or something but apparently they were only bred in the 60s or something iirc