Tears Fromdrones a new one

>This fucking guy has somehow gotten worse at writing over the years
He has spent like... two years writing his Witcher 3 video. He has probably achieved brain rot.

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I'm surprised this kind of negative engagement generates views. I think Elden Ring is hot garbage, but that's exactly why I wouldn't waste a minute watching reviews, or "video essays" or whatever talking about it. Why would I waste even more time than I already did with the game I strongly disliked?
Or is it mostly retards who love it looking for shit to get upset about?

Because he has no sense of brevity, there is nothing about The Witcher 3 that requires fucking two years of writing / a 10 hour video. If the Elden video wasn't so bad, I'd say I was shocked at how short it was, and it's already an hour too long.

It's because he rushed to get the video out. It's a gold rush whenever something gets super popular to be the contrarian who gets the most attention.

Consider, views and comments on a video in the age of dislike buttons being nerfed. It was already a thing because it's just youtube's version of clickbait, but it's only worse now.

Elden Ring's popularity is an unexpected explosion. There's a lot of room to breakout in your youtube career with this game, both by liking it, being useful, or just yelling for attention.

>Why was he the only one brave enough to point out the obvious flaws of ER?
Lextorias did that already, but he's a less popular youtuber, so nobody payed attention to him.

I’ve been saying half the shit he brings up in his videos all over these threads and I get hit with the same filtered response every time. Mainly how poorly designed the bosses are

The witcher 3 video is gonna be comfy when it comes out

>Like who?

Yea Forums for one. Literally everything he imagined in that video was discussed here. It’s always the same thing in this video essays. They tell you shit anyone who has played the game would know about.

At least someone like Matthewmatosis actually tried to delve into the game devs mindset and why they might have done something a certain way instead of just rattling off stuff they didn’t like about the game.

I was just googling to find a video on something in elden ring I was trying to figure out and I got a dozen ridiculous videos of various sizes by people very certain theirs was the negative review that would go viral for being so brave to be contrarian for the sake of being contrarian.

I clicked one. The guy just complained about the tree sentinal and how he hated jumping being in a souls game. I skipped ahead and he was still talking about jumping.

Sorry you don't like the game because it's going to be a while until you can find an actually well made video being critical of it. There's too much trash from desperate nobodies who don't realize you should actually write out your video essay before hitting the record button.

>Complains about recycled content
>Defends Taurus and Capra Demon without even the slightest hesitation
It's legitimately astonishing at times how people who started with DS1 are physically incapable of self-reflection and will just fellate their nostalgic first Fromsoft game to the hilt while decrying all other games in existence for flaws that are present in DS1 as well.

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das1 drones are mentally ill, this is known

>Tears Fromdrones a new one
>Calls game a masterpiece
You Shazamtrannies are so fucking mindbroken kek

Well part of the views are just fanboys taking the bait. "Say something that makes people mad to get attention" is one of the oldest tricks in the book, especially on Yea Forums. This is happening right now in at least five threads on the front page.

As for the people who hate ER watching those videos, I see it as an evolved form of contrarianism. When you strongly dislike something that's obviously popular, the natural self-rationalization is that the difference in taste must be evidence that your taste is superior, because nobody assumes the alternative. When this happens with enough people in regards to something that's popular enough, it develops into a subculture in its own right. You're not a minority opinion, you're a member of an elite who have skills of discernment beyond normal men, and evidence to prove that feels good and just drives you deeper into that hole. Most modern political theory is based on this principle.

Bosses -> Mobs = cool
Bosses -> Bosses (+HP) = bad
This will be repeated as many times as it takes to sink into fromdrones' brains.

He's just saying what we've been saying, with the exception of him being upset that he trivialised some boss encounters by proceeding in the "wrong order" in an open world game.

Implying people who have played this game for years aren't aware of the obvious flaws with elden ring, including but not limited to the absolutely dated combat.

Yeah and his BoTw video started with him calling it one of the best games ever made, then he proceeded to shit in the game for 2 hours, your point? The dudes autistic AND schizophrenic

DS1 doesn't have 160+ bosses with a nice chunk of them getting a boss bar slapped on them of repeat bosses. The previous games relied much less on shitter cope design than ER does, making most of it worthless trash to engage in. At least most of the worth or worthless trash in previous games were directly in your path of where you were going anyway. But open world came first, actually filling it with stuff came fifth.

>YouTubers
Lmao

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>renowned game critic

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90 out of 160 are unique ones in ER.
That's as much as DS1+DS2+DS3.

Sekirochads... we fucking won...

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>a boss bar slapped on them
Why do retards fixate on this so much? It's just a big enemy, not some entirely different category of content.

All of his "critiques" have been debunked since March. Cope and seethe, shazamsisters!

only spastic retards complained about either. and there were a lot of people complaining about it in dark souls 1 when it was new too.

this dude's criticisms are milky toast

You can't fool anyone faggot

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>Bosses -> Mobs = cool
>Bosses -> Bosses (+HP) = bad
>Why? Because uhhhhhhhh..... BECAUSE I SAY SO, OKAY FROMTRANNY TRANNY TRANNY!

Because he actually liked the series until it turns itself into anime trash to appeal to zoomers and millennials who likes flashy shit.

I call bullshit on that "90 out of 160" number, because by the standards it sets, Asylum Demon, Stray Demon, and Demon Firesage are all unique bosses.

A bunch of elite "normal" enemies in ER have more attack moves and combos to learn to dodge/block/parry/space than 90% pf DS1.
Even the basic Banished Knights from Stormveil have ~10 attacks, on par with Artorias in terms of complexity.
Even the basic Troll Giants make Taurus/Capra look like fucking jokes.

Retarded ESL spotted.

The only unique bosses in ER are Rykard, Malenia, Radahn, Rennala, Radagon, Elden Beast, Placidusax, Maliketh, and Fire Giant.

who?

So why does he like Elden Ring?

DS1 bosses having on average four attacks was something I criticised the game for back in 2012. I'm glad that it's changed from that but From doesn't seem to know when to stop or why.

That 90 number only includes unique ones and omits any repetition of that said boss/mini-boss.

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What went wrong with Yea Forums

Retarded american that thinks making long videos about video games will make him look intelligent.

Then it's not a fucking unique boss.

That could be anyone

>american
Worse he's a FUCKING LEAF

I'm just glad that there's at least one other asshole out there that recognizes Maliketh as tedious bullshit for 90% of builds.

Except ER is 30-40% slower than DS3 and closer to DS1/DS2 levels of speed than to Bloodborne.
They still have a bunch of stamina like DS3 but they made R1 attacks slower.
A DS3 claymore swings 5 times in the same time an ER swings 3.
R1 combos also end in a slow slam after 4-5 attacks with a 1-2 sec recovery animation, severely punishing brainless button mashers.

Rolls have the same iframes like DS3 but have 20 extra recovery frames, maing the roll 50/50 invincible/vulnerable compared to DS3's 70/30.

I'd rather watch someone who actually puts effort into his shit
youtu.be/hIA4KYiHHlU

fake game for fake gamers

So if a boss is repeated in some optional challenge dungeon/gaol, the OG ceases to exist?

Yes. Trans rights btw.

Yes, shazamtroons really are that desperate to find ways to attack the game.

Not even the same genre of video user

I haven't played ds3 in a long time because it sucks horse cock but isn't estus drinking considerably slower in ER as well? At least it feels that way.

No but it means it is no longer unique.

>Unique. adjective.
>1. being the only one of its kind; unlike anything else.

I'm glad years of Yea Forums shitposting finally gave this huge autist a mild sense of humor. His joke about Ranni handjobs was the only good part of the video.

>Beat Rennala
>Head up to the plateau
>Fight Magma Wyrm again
>Fight Two Tree Sentinels, again
>Fight Margit, again
>Fight a Draconic Tree sentinel
>Fight Margit-Morgott, again

ds1
>put some demons as big scary boss fights
>place them as mobs way later in the game to show the player what hellscape nightmare shithole they crawled out of while giving them a nice power trip to recognize their progression
elden ring
>here's the same boss you fought in this other area but with more health

Yes, I've had tons of times where I chugged thinking I had plently of time due to my DS3 muscle memory from tons of 3v1 gank PvP and ended up geting smashed by a boss.

Chugging seems almost as slow as DS2 except you can still walk slightly like DS3.

THIS. So much THIS! You, my good sir, have just won the internet! Take my reddit gold, kind stranger! And tear those fromDRONES a new one!

Yes now keep crying

I really could not care less about someone who thinks they can tell me I'm not really having fun lmao.
>Mario is bad
>Zelda is bad
>Persona is bad
>Xenoblade is bad
>Elden Ring is bad
>Pretty much anything that people have a semblance of enjoying is bad
So then what is good according to this sperg? FIFA? Fortnite? Modern WoW? He has 0 clue on the makings of good game design. He just shitposts for views and Yea Forums thinks he's an intellectual for "proving" games are bad just because they aren't flawless. lmao.

>seething this much

Morgott has a 90% diff move set.
Magma Wyrm that gives you access to Altus has a phase 2 where it stands on 2 legs and had completely different attacks compared to the one in Caelid mine that just vomits lava and walks around like Gaping Dragon.

Ah yes an early game boss showing up as an emey ion one(1) later area that thematically makes sense is the same as copy pasting the same boss 40 times as regular enemies in random areas and boss x2.

The Taurus Demon in the Undead Burg is far more out of place than any of the Erdtree Avatars, Tree Sentinels or whatever else in ER.

Sisters i'm going to sleep and I'm scared that there are fromdrones under my bed... Could you girls please check?

Then why is nobody upset about it outside some posters on Yea Forums who get showered in "git gud" and "filtered" whenever they mention something.
The discourse about this game has been nothing but praise everywhere even though it's flawed in the most important aspect of any game; gameplay.

>The discourse about this game has been nothing but praise everywhere even though it's flawed in the most important aspect of any game; gameplay.
You are a brain damaged retard.

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>thumbnail of Marineford
So it's all just baiting bullshit?

Literally the same thing.
You fight a Bloodhound Knight then face them as "regular" occasional enemies in lategame.
Same for Beastmen of Faram Azula and Hero of Zamor.

Even Tree Sentinel from the stat that shits in every player's mouth becomes a "tricky but not that hard" mini-boss later on.

I miss those gals, what have they been up to?

>renowned game critic

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As someone who's first Souls game was DS1, I agree. People pretending that the game is a masterpiece or excusing its flaws are retarded. That being said, DS1 doesn't copy paste its enemies nearly as egregiously as Elden Ring. It's one thing to face a couple of Taurus and Capra demons in Lost Izalith, which while lazy do have in lore explanation to be there. It's another to face the 15th Ulcerated Tree Spirit or having enemies from Caelid be all the up to the Mountaintops of Giants. I was especially disappointed with that part, since I was expecting MoG to have unique and interesting enemies as the other areas, but nope, same ones as Limgrave and Caelid combined. What a letdown.

>still seething

Eceleb board WHEN?

Sometimes, I think people just want to get validation that the game they don't like is actually a bad game and it's not just because they have different tastes.

Nope, his review was shit, he only made a couple good points. What I've watched of the Anderson one so far (48 minutes) its way better.

Isn't this the same dude that got filtered by Silent Hill 2?

Sister did you check? Are there fromdrones under my bed? Also could you please go get my shazam plushie? I can't sleep without him.