He's right about half the BUGGED MECHANICS he complains about. His low level of skill doesn't invalidate the problems with the games he plays.
He's right about half the BUGGED MECHANICS he complains about...
Caleb King
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Chase King
Unironic DSP fan here. He's right about 20% of the time with bugged mechanics.
Adrian Thomas
>yayyyyyy another e-celeb thread
Jeremiah Brown
His 40th birthday bash yesterday was pretty fun. He makes comfy content
Chase Evans
The dude refuses to real anything related to the tutorials, often making fun of them and mocking people who read them as idiots, then proceeds to fumble in the game because he didn't read the tutorial and calls the devs idiots.
Matthew Clark
>every game just does whatever it wants half the time without any player input
Yeah, okay.
Carter Barnes
>His low level of skill doesn't invalidate the problems with the games he plays.
It's a failure of the game design that modern games allow him to pass skill tests that he should otherwise fail
Wyatt Diaz
If he'd just stop with the fucking FILLER he'd be okay. This is a DSP stream.
>30 minute image and music montage
>60 minute "pahdcast" where he talks at you and repeats the same 3 sentences over and over and over
>10 minute bathroom break
>40 minutes where he sits on the game's homescreen or pause screen continuing to talk to you, counts this as gameplay time
>5 minutes AFK literal dead air for him to send out his Twitter whale call
>60 minutes of more gameplay where he puts the controller down for minutes at a time waiting for chat to tell him what to do or lean in manual bans
>30 minutes on the title stream or in person again doing a "wrap up"
>okay guys that's my 4 hour afternoon stream, thanks for the money DUMMIES, come back in 4 hours to give me money again.
Bentley Jones
He has good reflexes and knows how to play action games for the most part. He was one of the top 20 SF II players in the country for a long time. His problem is that he is functionally retarded and can't figure out puzzles or really basic things in vidya. Look at his Sifu playthrough. At first he was getting filtered hard because he didn't bother with the tutorials and didn't even know you can evade high/low but once he learned that he steamrolled the game.
Jeremiah Nelson
The problem is he is wrrong about the other half of bugged mechanics
And 50% is a too high of a failure rate to validate an opinion.
Kevin Wilson
>10 minute bathroom break
more like 20 and he has two of them
Andrew Lopez
DSP would redeem himself if he just went back to recording gameplay with a camera and the edgy don't give a fuck what trannies think commentary, making based jew gas jokes to make kiwitrannies seethe
Adrian Watson
You forgot the constant begging and general money talk despite him making something like 14k every month.
Isaiah Watson
A game not blowing smoke up your ass 24/7 like certian movie games doesn't mean they are bugged.
Caleb Williams
>fights margit the second time entirely on horseback and takes forever to kill him
>no sense of direction in the capital and got completely lost
Jonathan Cook
I can't even watch clips anymore. I think the final straw for me is how much he repeats himself. Everything he says he has to repeat at least two times. And sometimes he waits a long time, like 15-20 seconds of dead air before he repeats himself verbatim. He sounds like a crazy person at a bus stop.
Blake Torres
OH HELLO JEW
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He needs to play games which don't
>have levels/RPG elements, so he can't cheese games by grinding
>doesn't have puzzle/quest elements, so he can't just ask chat what to do
That's why DK64 was so fucking hilarious, there were no ways around it for him to cheat, he had to just slam himself against skill barriers over and over he couldn't break through and he got so fucking mad at them
Isaiah Gray
THE ONLY TIME THAT PHIL IS BEARABLE AND MAKES SOMEWHAT ENTERTAINING AND DECENT "KAHNTENT" IS WHEN HE IS GETTING PAID. If his tips goal has hit the $150 mark, you'll notice his commentary is very spirited and energetic, he banters with chat and when some troll from kiwifarms comes in to derail, he takes it in stride and just laughs it off. But if it's a night stream and his tips goal is only at $17/100 after 2 hours of gameplay, he has a VERY short temper and he will randomly lash out at anyone in chat, even his unironic fans if they do anything to even slightly piss him off.
Benjamin Richardson
I know DSP's origin story like the back of my hand
Brayden King
果て?
Elijah Hughes
I want to see the ER fanboys try to defend this.
Jack Edwards
Here is a perfect example: youtube.com
Oliver Adams
DK64 is PEAK Phil and precisely what we need more of
>WHY IS THERE NO LOCK ON TARGETTING MECHANIC
>WHY IS THE BOSS A FUCKING PUZZLE
>THE CONTROLS CHANGED! HE USED TO STAND ON HIS HANDS NOW HE HAS A CHAAAAHRGED SPINNING STRIKE!
Nathaniel Cruz
>can't fat roll to save his life
>backs into a corner
WOW
Daniel Taylor
honestly the only thing I don't like about him is the begging. Jerk off on stream by accident? Who cares. Sucks at games? Who cares. Said some racist jokes in 2012? Who cares. But when you have to lie and pressure your audience into donating, it's kind of lame
Bentley Long
>But when you have to lie and pressure your audience into donating
That's why everyone hates him. He blows all his money on door dash and alcohol, so he needs his paypigs to pay for his atrocious lifestyle while he lives in a gated community. Fuck DSP.
Xavier Baker
People liked that he was shit at games. Now he doesn't even rage or fail, he just puts the controller down and asks chat how to beat something. He does everything in his power to avoid playing videogames which he hates, his streams are 90% filler like the BK chicken sandwich.
Jayden Cox
Looks like the hitbox was halfway in the open doorway when it connected. Souls games have always had wonky "grapple" attacks, but they're usually a non-issue if you just actually fight the enemies instead of constantly backpedaling or trying to maneuver into cheese position.
Happened to Phil in DS2 with a mimic because he managed to wedge himself behind the damn thing for some reason.
Brayden Nelson
Everything about his brand since the beginning has always been about putting in the least amount of effort possible. People just realized this and moved on or didn't and turned into detractors
Noah Parker
He's got fucking dementia or something. He desperately needs to talk to someone outside his own house. Or fuck put his wife on stream like Pat does.
Dominic Sullivan
Half? Not really.
But to this day I distinctly remember his Bioshock 2 playthrough on xbox360 when he said he pressed the heal button and it didnt work and he died.
Well he was 100% right about that. I had the same thing happen to me several times. You have to press left or right on the d-pad and that shit sometimes just doesnt work.
Henry Jones
seethe kiwitranny
Samuel Ross
The floor fell out. The least amount of effort then was still a little bit of effort. The least amount of effort NOW is even less so, and people didn't anticipate him dropping out with the floor and wanted him to stay where he was.
Camden Perez
Sadly he still has real fans. He made $718 in tips alone yesterday, another $500 in superchats
Blake Cox
Cry more, bitch.
Jonathan Garcia
His eyesight has gotten even worse too, he constantly misreads text on screen even when leaning.
Jack Williams
Why do so many games have such shitty unresponsive controls?
youtu.be
Look at that this shit devs need to learn to design controls
Jeremiah Reed
does anyone have the, now outdated, Yea Forums approved LPer copypasta of phil?
by the way, leanna a qt3.14
Lucas Miller
It's self fulfilling failure. Phil is only tolerable and makes good videos when he's already succeeded, but the dreck he puts out when he hasn't yet is precisely what keeps him from succeeding in the first place
Sebastian Fisher
All of this shit is just because of streaming. Almost none of it was there when he was doing his camcorder stuff in the old days.
The real issue is that he's very unlikeable and easily irritable these days. On one hand he handles criticism a bit better but he's still lying a lot and getting mad for no reason.
His ER playthrough also has some retarded shit, for example, if he can't find something he's looking for in 10 seconds he gets mad and says "this is boring and stupid". Literal child with adhd tier stuff.
I've never done it before but I want to make an Elden Ring TIHYDP because of his stupid complaints.
Austin Campbell
Lmao What a chad. DSP is gonna pay off the WWE debt meanwhile Kiwitrannies seethe
Isaiah Peterson
I miss old unfiltered douchebag dsp, bros.
Andrew Myers
He's not in debt from sweaty man JPGs he's just dumped that much actual money in. Phil has 0 credit from the bankruptcy so he can only spend money via debit he ACTUALLY has. It's why he wants tips and not superchats so he can pull for Hogan on his bathroom breaks
Owen Davis
phil earns a 100k a year, people on kiwifarms did the research and math
there is recorded audio from his online court hearing; phil has 5000 dollars a month in business expenses for "online content creation"
Gabriel Jones
>leanna a qt3.14
If she had a decent sense of style then maybe she would be a 7/10, but even back then she was wearing ugly clothes all the time.
Jonathan Bell
this is like post 2020 from her instagram
Christian Jones
Joshua Martinez
correct but it makes it very hard to know what complaints are valid unless you've played the game
Hunter Lewis
Not really sure what you're trying to imply with that.
Julian Walker
still amazing that he got away with that. i guess he listed WWE champions as microtransactions he needs for his business.
Cameron White
SOK lost
Kojima lost
Detractors lost
Kiwifags lost
IRS lost
Trump lost
DSP always wins baybay
Isaac Jackson
>Watching Phil play Konkey Dong
>okay this game has a ton of problems he's probably going to be justified with his complaints
>somehow everything he complains about are not problems and his fault, and the actual problems he glosses over
Like, "some places you have to speed up and some you have to slow down and I don't know what they are!" Was his complaint during the beetle race. The things that make it an actual game and not just following a fucking instruction sheet. Or when he says the controls don't work but he couldn't remember the fucking buttons and thought the controls changed. The guy is retarded, in like a genuine learning disability type way.
Samuel Torres
I love banana
tasty banana
put banana in my mouth
squeeze the peel in comes in denim
squeeze banana
Easton Roberts
oh im sorry, thought you meant back in the early 2010's when she was with phil her style was bad, thinking you thought this picture was from then, so i replied that its recent
boomer fucking judges man, they dont understand shit, they have no frame of reference, if im using the correct term, of how much what phil is doing is acceptable in cost. probably think he has expenses like some tv show with multiple editors/camera men or something
Jaxon Wright
his paid sub goal for this month is 400, if he hits it he's going to react and "debunk" the down the rabbit hole video done on him
Ryan Sanchez
>thought you meant back in the early 2010's
Yes her style was bad then and looks like it is still bad now. That look is not doing her any favors.
Benjamin Hall
If even hits the goal he's going to skip half the video because of pandalee
Ryan Nelson
5 year old shitty slightly critique video
great...
i'd rather have him get kat on camera for 30 seconds after almost 4 years of hiding her
disgree, who gives a shit but other women? are you a woman? are you kat?
Elijah Gray
>denim
It always sounded like "nigga" to me.
Nathaniel Wilson
>are you kat?
She has the same problem and she also sucks at using maeup.
Ian Bennett
youtube.com
I have alzheimer's, I sold Jasper into slavery, oink oink oink I'm a pig.
Owen Diaz
you never bring this up in Giant Bomb threads
Ryder White
Which TIHYDPs are the best
Tyler Collins
Online censorship killed the Phil that I liked, I loved watching him cause he never filtered himself, he was the loud and proud stereotype.
Also really , really stupid.
Josiah Hill
Yeah he was like a stereotypical American. Now he's a subdued 40 year old "grown up" that can't have fun or show his true self anymore
Hunter Martinez
agree
kat is disgusting, only reason phil is with her is to make leanna jealous and have a girlfriend who wont be questioned on her non-asianness
Luke Cooper
>Went from AAAUUUGGGG PUT THE TITTIES IN MY MOUTH to I have a wife Ugh cahmannnn
Jace Lewis
SOVL: The video
Kevin Evans
>only reason phil is with her
Obviously I cant speculate how they are doing behind the scenes but I'm sure that deep down part of the reason why he got with Leanna and Kat is so that he could brag about it and use his "family" as a shield.
Gavin Garcia
Pretty much. He's even parroting some of the leftist narrative now but I'm pretty sure that in reality he doesnt give a fuck about political correctness. People dont just change like that, he's doing it to not get banned.
Easton Murphy
Most of the old ones. The new ones are way too long and overedited.
Some of my favorites:
The original Dark Souls playthrough
The original GTA SA and VC playthrough
MGS3
Nioh 1 and 2
Original RE 1 2 and 3
Jak 2
Colton Long
That video is one of the down the rabbit holes that actually aged pretty poorly. It had the whole fake escort saga included, and there has been a lot of recent lore that is missing now. He's just going to use the fact the escort stuff was wrong as his way of debooooonking everything else to his retarded paypigs
Sebastian Nguyen
>People don't just change like that
Brayden Brown
she was a long time fan of his, tweeting at him as far back as 2012, i guess she thought he was still making bank (kind of) and he just needs someone there to brag with