*tailors your clothes in your path*

Fucker said he was going off to some cave to get me something shiny and I never saw his ass again.
That's Elden Ring, baby!

>some cave
*A coastal cave
Shoulda checked the coast

Lotta coastline on Limgrave and I've got better things to do than hunt down some ratman that's probably going to give me gold-tinged shit or something.

Don't worry, you'll meet him again 40 hours later in the most random spot!

fuck I even found that item and I didn't realize I had to use it that way, tonight Boc will be a happy boy

Do we know where he goes after the ashen capital?

he says oh of course and acts apologetic for even asking
i killed him afterward
no niggers in my game

>i killed him afterward
>no niggers in my game
Playing the game correctly.

He's in the same room

He either becomes your personal goblin or dies in a ditch, doesn't have much choice

I was kinda afraid they were going to be do something assholish with him (sudden betrayal or something).
Kinda glad we got someone that seems to just be nice. Weak, but not calculatingly subservient, just nice. Need some of that too or it ends up feeling too one note.

I absolutely hate characters like him. Absolutely 0 backbone and they going "omg i am so worthless u are literally god uwu" every single line. It just rubs me the wrong way. I keep interactions with him to a minimum.

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>gives your armor shittier stats and all he does is remove the cape

what a nigger

>Already rattled off all the coastal caves before even finding out he existed
I was just talking to this little guy who tailors clothes thinking to myself "Hey I can tailor clothes myself anyway" and wondered if I'd ever find him again if he was going to keep disguising himself as stuff. I also gave him a free pass to get brain damage because everyone else who was literally constantly doing it only seemed extremely retarded afterward.
My run of Elden Ring has so far involved a lot of mysterious bundles of other people's clothes, loose plot threads that will never get resolved and mysteriously appearing dead people.

So I was talking to him in the cave when I got summoned as a hunter to another world. He vanished and now idk where he is. Where does he usually go after the cave? Because he's not in the lakes land.

Or put them back if you've got the altered version.
It's all about weight management really and/or style really.

>tfw I imagine the characters with American accents.

Would actually render the game soulless.

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>removing the single pound from my gelmir knight armor is the difference between fatrolling or spending a level on END
my autism doesn't want 26 so i am grateful

Where do I start as getting into seamster stuff as a hobby?

Lowkey killed this lil nigga the second he started tryin’a brownnose me, like damn bruh I ain’t got time for yo melodrama xD

just google tailoring for beginners, or if you want to be manly about it look up Buckskinning and make some daniel boone shit

try resetting the grace after stormveil multiple times, if he still isn't there or after the raya lucaria gate he might be in Atlus already

was his mom a demi human queen?

Nah she probably got raped by a demi-human

She's a demi-human, at the very least.

too bad the end of his quest isn't to turn into a girl with renalla to become my personal cock sleeve

You gotta be a chad friend for him bro, its all they need.

epic racism m’sir! one upvote for you :-)

The most retarded questline in the history of Souls, it just sort of ends unless you randomly guess to do a specific gesture with no hints whatsoever

>have the golden needle
>can't give it to him because I found a back way into the capital and Milena left the party
I haven't even taken the great lift or beaten the magma drake to set foot on the atlas plateau

You can't give it to him unless you already have boss armor that can be altered, and before altus the only such armor is Radahn's chest piece. I think they put the gold needle way too early in the game

>act like nigger
>go on rant about niggers
Yup, certified Yea Forums moment.

for fr no cap smdh idgaf if he help a nigga I shot his head fr no cap

>randomly guess
Melina tells you that Boc wants someone to tell him he's beautiful

Saved this faggot and saw him once lying down in a cave never to see him again.

Thoughts on human Boc?

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I have Radahns piece but apparently I was supposed to talk to Milena about the tailor but I didn't find him again and give him the tools until after Milena left the party

Good night you beautiful sweet prince

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He moves to the lake facing cliffs grace next

Pure evil

Based Boc.
Shame he died in my game.

He's a janny and can alter boss clothes.

He just wanted to be a sneedster like his mum...

You can save the little bit of souls it costs because he does it for free.
Really, it's pretty useless considering how fucking cheap altering your shit is.

I tried using Thop's Barrier once. It only bent the Blue Cum stream for a mere moment before curving and still hitting me. I now kill Thops in every single playthrough. Fuck him, no wonder he got kicked out

You can't parry a beam user, you get out of the fucking way.

How the FUCK were you meant to know to use the "you're beautiful" voice on him?

>Melina actually acknowledges him, and asks you to be nice
What was up with that?

this is now a monke rekt thread

>randomly find him
>forget what hes talking
>explore a shore cave
>see some pathetic mess next to the bonefire
>tells me i cant beat whatever is in there
>kill him
>kill whats in there
>forget he exists
>beat the game
>look up what the tailoring stuff is good for
>this fucker comes up
repeat this for every npc in the game and thats the blind experience, shit game

Melina literally tells you what he wants, and he mentions missing his mom a lot and her calling him beautiful

Not my experience. Only attack monsters that attack you first.

holy based and checked I knew leaving reddit was a good idea

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so you're just gonna take shit from npcs and let them get away with it?
you didn't beat the game

So? A lot of characters want a lot of things, did you try like a hundred gestures during the game? Or did you just look this up in a guide?

>oh boy i wonder whats going to happen to this npc
>surely they will not just teleport around the map, have 5 lines of dialogue, then die

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Smashed him with my Giant slayer and he flattened like a pancake.
Demi-humans die. Simple as.

>transitions himself into human
>42% himself
How Miyazaki got away with it?

The plate somewhat resembles a queen so maybe

Based Gaston.

Did you kill him asshole

Melina tells you to

it's hinted at pretty heavily, it's easily missable but not unfairly obscure. How often does Melina ask you to do something? Having to find npcs in almost completely random places is a much worse offender as far as shitty quests go

>dude talks a lot about wishing he were beautiful and his mommy issues
>other npcs also mention he wants to be called beautiful and has mommy issues
>there's literally an item in the game that lets you say "You're beautiful" whose description mentions it sounds motherly
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