Game has a cooking mechanic

Fuck americans

>game has advanced recipe crafting

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That literally looks like diarrhea on a bun.

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>That would be $129.99, sir.

Isn't the whole point of cutting them in half so you can eat them sideways?

I knew this was fucking kay's cooking the moment I saw the orange bowl
shit gave me PTSD

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>fighting game rosters be like

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gordon this is too much meat for a burga m8

Is that Ja/ck/?

The shit's literally all over the table. Would they still expect you to pay for it?

He's just complaining that the meat is larger than the bun so he'll end up just eating meat instead of a burger

those are spic hands, not american

if i get this shit on my table i'm sending it back and leaving the restaurant. What kind of fucking retard shit is this, holy shit

Order Up!

he's scottish

b-b-b-b-but the presentation!!1!!1

why the fuck is the store still open lmao

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most of the nasty food gifs are spics
and people wonder why they're all obese

can someone please explain to me what the actual fuck he was trying to accomplish?

i love how much butthurt this causes italians

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Pretty sure that's Alinea. I've eaten there once. It's better than that makes it look.

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im almost certain this is Kay's Cooking on YouTube

youtube.com/watch?v=K71xhNigwZw

My guess is pancakes, but the pan obviously isn't heated up at all.

>burnt
americans think this is good

Looks like pancake batter to me, poured into enough oil to shallow fry. The oil is also cold. The video is made purposefully to trigger autists, because why else would anyone professionally film that?

>Welsh rareshit
my sides

creosote good

wha-
what is going on?

is she making dough rolls with fucking bees in them?
why are there bees everywhere?

this recipe is CURSED

>Meat so tender, he slides the knife through it once and it lops it off
Fuck, I'm drooling. Nothing better than super tender meat with fat that melts when it hits your tongue.

And I say this as a 68kg beanpole.

Is this why spics and niggers have to smother their food in adobe seasoning or Lawreys? To cover up the soap taste?

>store
its a stand, out in the open. what are they gonna do about it?

it's china, don't worry about it

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american food is not good
it's both burnt and rare

Have you never seen a ja/ck/ thread before? People like that exist.

I hate those glazed burger buns

>but the pan obviously isn't heated up at all.
Not only that, that was way too much cooking oil.

I thought that was a fucking stone they were gonna cook something on, at first. What the fuck.

somebody explain to me what the burt hell i am looking at here

fuck americans

>That'll be 269.99 + tip sir

you dont like brioche? whats wrong with you?

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>cover up the soap taste
but that's their favorite part
youtu.be/3H1SWsLhbQg?t=128

Isnt' that Kay?

>Implying rare is bad
What are you, a fucking child?

Bingo.

yeah thats why whenever they make fun of "white food" you just nod like an adult humoring a child

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>both burnt and rare
It's called seared.

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Won't lie, this one looks pretty cool

Dinotendies? Izzat you?

Hey, don't talk shit about Lawry's. You toss a teaspoon or two of that shit in some flour for pork chops, and you get some of the best fried pork chops on the planet.

Yea I love when this webm is posted. The meat is perfect size with the bun along with the toppings. There's nothing extra destroying the first bite or any subsequent bite. He even cut it in half for an easier time squishing it down. It's humorous but with how the internet works people will start to think it's being genuine.

okay Yea Forums, pick

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What kind of food is this

I went to a fair at my local city square once and the only niggers there were selling dry rub
hilarious

he didnt fly so good

Wrong thread bro

It's not burnt, it's covered in a rub.

I don't get the issue here. Gordon's burgers are actually still smaller than the one he's trying to eat, plus they look easily squishable, AND he cut them in half. Where's the problem?

These are art. Why did you post them in the silly haha bad cooking thread?

Bugmen have no souls

and you fags gave me shit for cutting little cubes of ham and cheese and mixing with mayo

5
Water
$

Lawry's is fucking great, and what you described is how my mom always made chops. I'm talking about the overly liberal use of it in "black cuisine."

That's broiled lamb, nothing to do with rare meat.

oatmeal raisin
black coffee
butter pecan ice cream

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I fucking lol'd Jesus Christ

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1D@. I am a simple man who enjoys tradition.

>wife is italian
>always makes chicken cutlets
>I'm a good ol' southern boy from South Georgia/North Florida
>Wait till she leaves the kitchen to grab her phone
>Sneak some Lawry's into the flour.
>She cooks it without noticing
>"Holy shit, this cutlets are delicious. I'm getting good at making these."
>shewillneverknowmysecret.jpg
Downside is I literally have to do it every fucking time now, or she'll figure out the grift. Or they'll be bland as fuck.

3D!

1
black
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Is that the salt guy?

I don't get these high quality restaurants. You're reducing food to an artistic experience except you're remaking the same thing again and again down to the very nanometer of precision so you don't lose your heckin' MICHELIN MAN stars instead of being freeform with your art.

Lemme guess. From the south? Guessing Georgia/Alabama? It's like the go-to for pork chops down here.

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It's a chicken

fucking hate america

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rip liveleak

Ayoo, Joey. This mf still alive?

I boil my steak in milk until it's well done

>Doesn't place the cheesewheel parallel to the hot dog for maximum efficient coverage
>Cheese gets on one sixth of the hotdog and dribbles over the edges of the container

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If the hotdog was rotated 90 degrees so the "long" side of the cheese avalanche was aligned with it instead of all being dumped directly in the middle, this would be alright

No actually, New England. No idea where she got the idea. She always used to just fry them with Lawry's and when I got older she figured out breading them mixed with Lawry's and frying instead.

This is the shitty food thread. That's culinary art. It's not supposed to be good, it's supposed to be a demonstration of food manipulation. Generally chocolates and cakes.

wtf why didnt he turn the hot dog

There's no point to setting whatever that lump is on fire. I can only assume its 100% for show and bumping up the cost by 25%.

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you fucked up m8 even something as miniscule as bland food can be a conversation piece and a learning experience between you two if you love/tolerate each other

It's actually a meme and we play along with it, there's nothing wrong with breaking the spaghetti if the pot is short or tiny.

frantically grasping at straws to gotcha this man and get some internet validation, huh?
everybody already knows he's a hollywood whore hack who rolled bank by acting not cooking.
i'd still eat that burger he made though.

A cow died for this :(

Ahh, yes. With a side of jelly beans, I presume?

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>player_imposed_challenge.webm

to be fair, I never had to open a can with a knife so I dunno how hard it'd be. but I assume there was a can opener somewhere in that kitchen, no?

Those restaurants are literally made for social media people to post vids, that's why they put on this show and make you eat straight from the table

she's actually retarded, right?

>grabbing onto the sharpened edge

There was a video of a fattie making I think it was macaroni salad or pasta salad? She looked like or possibly was one of the sisters from 1000lb sisters. The recipe had like a whole can of condensed milk in it and shit, anyone know what I'm talking about?

I love Phil
I hope lonely retards keep giving him money forever

Am I wrong?

Missed a letter there, genius.

anyone have that webm where the guy flips 3 pancakes, the first is uncooked and the last is burned to ashes

I think the only real gotcha vid ever made for Ramsey is the one with the shitty grilled cheese desu.
>inb4 the scrambled eggs vid
Tried that out myself and its fucking delicious

Simply Sara?

I do, but I don't have the video handy

Chocolate Chip
Irish Cream
Orange Cream
1E*

I don't care

that better not be cum

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Holy shit, yes. Battered pork chops with Lawrys, or Double-fried chicken with it is fucking peak southern cuisine. My grandfather used to whip of a fish-fry style batter for pork chops, and that shit was amazing.

>absolutely ruining a good knife to do this shit
If you must open a can without a can opener you use a spoon to "soften" the inner edge and then use as small of a knife as you can and just saw through it

>hello
>i'm allergic to bad art
>i'd like a plate please

what about this?

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Gordon Ramsey has a new cooking contest show that uses a bunch of tik tok "chefs". I wonder if it has one of these kind of competitors.

The legend

>Game lets you create cooking sites anywhere you want.

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Shit, that's the one. I suddenly remembered it and haven't seen it in years

You don't criticize an italian woman's cooking. Ever. This is rule number one of dating an italian woman. You want no-hassle, amazing food 100% of the time, you marry a puerto rican. Those bitches can cook. It's in their fucking genetics or something.

>blast wheel with heat
>scrape of roasted surface
>cheese is melted underneath
>mouth breather holding phone is salivating
>put cheese in fridge until someone else wants instagram video

is this safe? they're potentially repeatedly heating a diary product past its safe storage temperature

Someone got the clip of Ja/ck/ putting a steak in a ice cold pan filled with oil, he does it very carefully to avoid spilling but it ends of spilling anway.

this is as bad as brazilian pizza

I did double-fried chicken for the first time myself a few weeks ago, and used lard in place of oil. Wife bitched about how much it stunk but said it was probably the best chicken she's ever had.

auuuuuuugh i made a completely new version of this and i dunno where i saved it

Wait, is that actually him? I thought it was just a guy that looked like him

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No but only because nobody has a soul, they don't exist dumdum

also the one where he cracks an egg on a grill and it just slides off

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brioche is super sweet, i want a burger not a donut

this is satire right?
please be satire

>he didn't season it first
man, white people can't cook for shit

He was so close to getting out. Needed a few more points in vitality.

One time I was desperate for fried chicken in my college, away from home days. All I had was olive oil. I tried frying it in that? Holy shit never do that. It was the nastiest fried chicken I'd ever had. Lard, Vegetable Oil, or bust.

brazilian pizza is like sausage user
it tastes good but you should never see how they are done.

What the fuck happened here?

>Your vomit pile, sir

What an insanely retarded way to kill yourself.

BLYAAAAAAAAT

>dies just as the doors open
>curls up like a pig
>falls down just above the fire to be roasted like a pig
>slight pause before the door closes
Pottery kek

wanted to warm his testicles

oil

I think the way these things work is they take out the cheese and do multiple portions at once, then slice of a thin layer if they need to put it back into storage- but these wheels are typically used only for one day I think?

yep. He's mad!

>Scotch Egg
>Low Tier
The fuck is wrong with you.

Cold frozen fries (covered in water)
Too much oil in the pan
Catches on fire
Retard throws more water onto an oil fire

4
Coffee flavoured Coffee
@

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FOUND IT

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nog threw frozen fries into maximum temp overfilled fry grease and the ice on them ignited

>The scooter in the background
Is this live action Yuru Camp?

There's someone on TikTok that calls this "stunt food", it's more about the stunt than the actual food.