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I liked the screen transition into battle

That is fucking awful
>haha, she said word that also has a different meaning, ISN'T IT FUNNY?????
And that incredibly fucking awkward focus shift to Mythra that no live human, no matter how fucking autistic would ever do in any situation

The writers of that game must be fucking ayyliens

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Hey i have the thunder blade with the prostitute skirt. Where do i watch the funny Yea Forums dance?. That looks like Theolsia

kame atama (written 亀頭) meaning turtle head (not really something anyone ever says)

kitou (written 亀頭 aka literally the same reading) means the gland of the dick

this is SO funny i love japanese humor!

One word: Blenis

smooth curves are associated with sex in our lizard brains and anime is full of them

Who calls it a "one eyed monster?" It's a one eyed snake.

>aka literally the same reading
Meant the same writing, goddamnit I need to sleep. Long story short they are written the same and kitou is basically just a different way of reading kame atama anyway. So in essence they call the gland of the dick "turtle head" in Japanese and nia called the guy "turtle head" because she is fucking oblivious and didn't know she was actually calling him dick.

Maybe a comparison would be like someone calling a pussy because they are thinking of the actual cat and have no idea pussy is usually meant for vagina these days.

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She's thousands of years old, why wouldn't she?

>flash cut to everyone's reactions to the penis joke
>flash cuts to the lion too
lmao japanese humor is fucking funny and I'm tired of pretending it's not

ITT: incel chud tourists who don't belong on an anime website
Go back to whatever leftist run site you come from

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She's literally part of a supercomputer with massive reserves of knowledge of course she'd know.
The slap into screen break is dumb as hell but tickles my funny bone in the best of ways.

Yeah I love it as well

What the fuck is that Shulk animation supposed to be?

Cringe the scene
Still best jrpg with best character design

Why would you call someone tip of penis?

>with best character design
>every characters style clashes against the background and with each other

yes its nice to have final fantasy characters, hentai characters, gacha characters, and xeno characters share the same universe.

Made me smile the first time still does.

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it is for her final level of trust, so get it to level 4 and sleep on that in.

Japanese games are soulful.

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Sex with Mythra.
Simple as

SLUT
WHORE
CUNT

Bri'ish people

Generic shit people ironic weebs.

I hope XC3 is this good

Xenoblade 2 dialogue and mocap is the most godawful shit I've ever seen in my life but people here treat it like it's anywhere near good. Bonus points if they actual play with the dub, which turns it from bad to straight up unbearable. I could hear the OP webm.

>playing with voices you can't understand and also that don't fit the text at all
If you're playing the whole game in Japanese then it's a different matter, you're doing it right in that case. But if text is in English it's pretty damn fucking cringe to have Japanese voices desu.

Only literal retards have this take. Even if I have to read, I'd rather listen to VAs whose entire culture is hammy cringe instead of barely trying English VAs who are clearly embarrassed to be in the recording booth.

you will never be japanese
Quit worshipping a language you don't understand weebfag

I love Xenoblade 2 so much. I started replaying it to prepare for 3. Pure unfiltered KINO. It's a shame about the translation, but I installed the fan patch to make it a little better.

Totally agree.

It's not about worshipping a language, wishing I lived in Japan or some other gay weeb shit. As a language I think English is far superior to Japanese, but the problem is that English VA culture blows fucking ass and every single English VA thinks they're too good for roles in "juvenile" Japanese media so they never put any goddamn effort into it.

By contrast, Japanese VA culture is entirely different and they get behind whatever they have to say 100%. I may not speak the language but you can hear the difference in the effort being expended

>ROLLINGU SMASHU~
>KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
>HOMURA DAIJOBU
>HAI REXU SAN
>MEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEH
>POPPI CHAN DAISUKE PON SAMA
>ANCHOR SHOTTO HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>OWARIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>HEH OISOU
>HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>BLADE COMBO SAN STAGE

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>titty grab
uhhh, based?

>POPPI

This is genuinely the worse cutscene I have ever seen in a JRPG, and I mean that without a hint of irony.

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The best part is she's fucking around the entire game making the captured male disciples of her enemies her living sex toys and then she gets all bashful over the titty grope.

So dumb
I love it

Its cringekino. its so bad and campy, that I cant help but love it

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I finally got to do the "japanese humor" quest and in perspective it was perfect, it was meant to be cringy and awful since it is a punishment.

Fucking hell I might as well gonna buy a switch solely for playing this series

Don't play a lot of jrpgs do ya

>you will never be Roman
>ergo stop learning Latin
えー
日本語わからないの?
うそどうしょう

Just emulate you faggot
The switch will never ever get xenoblades X anyway

Thank you

Xenoblade 3's character designs are awful, and it looks like they're trying to be serious this time instead of laid-back. I don't like this.

>どうしょう
I know you're just trying to flex at some user by typing shit at him you know he cannot read, but just in case there is someone who can, try to at least not fuck up.

Dunno what happened desu, I thought of the right one but that is what my hands typed.

They look like they are ready for war.
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He's right though.