Women

the simplest answer is to separate themselves from the games theyre emulating, can you imagine having ion maiden have a male protag? straight comparison to duke3d
also who cares

She has a dick, bro. Either start sucking or find a different game.

nudevs are low test.

she has a giant studded orc penis and theres nothing you can do about it
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i want to remodell zan's asshole

Bald woman with dark, troubled past

>ion fury
>can you imagine having ion maiden have a male protag? straight comparison to duke3d
Shelly "Bombshell" Harrison started off as a character that was going to be in Duke Nukem Forever way back in 1997.

This is why I play Deep Rock Galactic, no femoids allowed

yes, so what
none of you had ever heard of this character before ion maiden so it might as well be a new one

ion maiden xpack when

This game was confusing. Like literally confusing. The maps are so fucking empty, yet so needlessly large. First map it puts you im you have to go through some tunnel to get a gem to put in a rocket, but the artstyle is so shit it doesn't look like a rocket, you can only see the slot from 1 angle and it looks nothing like the gem.
You do this map that forces you to experience how its puzzles work (mash interact on sockets after finding items) and then... it puts you in a tutorial. After you don't need one. And the every map just goes on forever with mostly 0 threat enemies even on the hardest fucking mode. I dunno if the mc's meant to be a mary sue or the dev was just bad at doom or what but its so fucking easy and boring. So much empty space and then almost every fight ends fucking instantly

Apparently Bloodrite has much better level design

I can guarantee you've not played the game for more than an hour or 2

Meet me in Doom 2 duels right now modded with Hedon.

I have nothing to prove to a shitter, also I'm playing ashes 2063 rn

Nice dodge.

the fat old lonely people that need to recapture their glory days of youth that play these games, missed out on teenage love and need the escapism of interacting with a female

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>expecting DOOM with orks
>receive WORDS WORDS WORDS
One of the fastest refunds in my life.

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>Why would anyone like Chicks with Guns?
You can't figure that one out? Really? No clue?

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Hate when games selling themselves as Doom engine are really Strife clones.

strife is a doom engine game you idiot

I didn't say it wasn't you illiterate nigger

>WORDS WORDS WORDS
>A paragraph of text between levels and the occasional conversation with NPCs
Dude, never play Disco Elysium or Planescape or something. You'll chimp out.

what did you say than?

>Hedon
Yeah that games gets so fucking tedious. Great weapon designs though.
>Ion Fury
I'm fine with this one because Shelly has a good VA and 3D Realms just wanted to have the rights to a female version of Duke Nuke
>Viscerfest
I refunded that shit so fast.
>Nightmare Reaper
Good game. I'd say they went with a girl because Mental Ward girls are typically the subject of pity whereas Mental Ward men commit mass shootings.

What's the point of a female character in a first person game?

You have both the portrait and voicelines. What kind of stupid question is this?

he probably meant it as in they say "made in the DOOM engine" in marketing to give a very fast paced, standard boomershooter fare appeal,then they give you strife,a game that's actually very different in feel.

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hedon was never advertised as a doom clone, where did you retards get this idea from? from the very start it was dubbed as a more narrative-driven experience with worldbuilding that you typically dont see in a doom mod

Ion Fury has shit encounter design. Instead of running and gunning, it incentivizes sniping. People just suck it off because it's 3D Realms.
The actual indie boomer shooters feel way more visceral and elating to play.

Fuck Ion Fury.

>Instead of running and gunning, it incentivizes sniping.
So, just like majority of blood? I'm in

Unlike Blood it's not fun.

i don't understand. It's doom and it's have orks
what wrong

It's too late to backpedal now buddy

they are tranny shooters

I am not him and I am not your buddy, friend. I am just saying I recently replayed NBlood + Megaton Duke and had fun then I've tried nu Shelly and did not have fun.

Didn't ask + filtered + ratiod + sneed

>that citadel gif

Devs can put woman in their games, making coomers happy, at same time devs don't need to draw big tits, making women happy.

It is a win-win situation. Look at Portal, Mirro's Edge, Alien Isolation, everyone likes them.

to be considered a "low risk company" in ESG credit site researchers.
EA is like the 7th more safe company after Blackrock acquired them

Ion Fury is ok but it needed a couple extra weapons and more interesting enem variety
Also a real final boss

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post it

this.

what are you talking about?

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>Getting filtered by words
Lmao

For a game that's supposed to be sexy, this art is fucking dogshit.

yeah dude some indie dev truly cares about this shit...

Meme that says Larry Fink is behind the wokeness meme, by leveraging ethical investment dollars.
I don't buy it personally.

>Good game.
Did they actually finish it? When I tried it you couldn't even finish chapter 2 due to massive bugs

yeah bro they look soooo much cooler

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Wait for Selaco!

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