Will you buy JK Rowling's new game?

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I won't buy it because I don't have a playstation 5, and I primarily play on the PC.
Now when it comes to PC is another story.

Twitters getting pretty good at writing fiction themselves pretending anybody has ever given a fuck about Jewish stereotypes in media

>buy
kek
i'm going to torrent it on an open tracker, delete the file, and repeat five times without seeding

seethe and dilate

but then how will you dab on trannies?

>im for peace and tolerance
>except fuck that racists and whatilikephobes and chinese and russian and trump all of them nazi and should be gassed
based leftist

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No. The only Harry Potter media I give a fuck about are 1. the various porn games it has and 2. the fanfics where Harry gets fucked in the ass by futanari witches.

Bit gay, lad

no.

Are you kidding me. The left eat their own more then a stressed out hamster.

This has to be a fucking troll. And I mean both that this person is a literal troll creature and online trolling.

if even half of that shit is accurate then i'm sold. what's the game called?

Why would I buy a game

Nah it's ok m8

I wonder what the true motivation behind recent this anti-Potter agenda is
And we all know the whole antisemitism shit is a front, David Heyman is Jewish, so is Daniel Radcliffe and obviously many others involved in the production of the films and so on
So considering the ending sentence is about not giving Warner Bros money, there's someone, some organization that's pushing for WB to fail

I'll buy the complete edition after the DLC comes out and also play a girl character as I am a tranny.

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Please go back

>I wonder what the true motivation behind recent this anti-Potter agenda is
Rowling refuses to sell the IP. It's just kikes trying to tire her out with a constant barrage of attacks and character assassination. Note: Rowling is still a feminist retard and NOT your ally. Don't get fooled into buying Pottershit to own the libs. Just ignore it completely.

Are you retarded? rowling didn't personally hire the actors. She got a onceover. Those goblins are racist caricatures in the books and in the movies. Rowling tries to be elusive but all her ideas for race are shit which is why she names the black guy shacklebolt or the chinese girl cho chang. She's just an old conservative white lady who hated rich people because she was poor. Then she became rich and now she's fine with them.

Its a pretty obvious push to decrease the value of the HP brand

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>conservative
Based retard.

Yeah I think this has my purchase.
Flippendo Jewo!

She's as centrist as they come politically but I was talking about her personal philosophy.

I support trans but not j*ws

Yup.

It comes out on PC, PS4, 5 and Xbox from the start.

>conservative
What?
Harry Potter is just a terrible allegory for fascism and racism.
Also
> Made Hermione black for the play
> Made Dumbledore gay

> She's just an old conservative white lady
Jesus Christ twitter really does cause mental illness

It’s a woke game that made Hogwarts 20% white, is full off trans and homos and they went out of their way to age up the kids because they think al men are pedos

Atop aupporting it

>fanfics where Harry gets fucked in the ass by futanari witches.
Yeah but why does it alays have to be some AU type bullshit? Why can't they write about some kind of a dick growing curse or something?

They are unironically the real racists. They are the only ones who manage to look at some dumbass creatures from Harry Potter and start thinking about the jews.

>see fictional creature
>immediately think it's a caricature of x race
why do they do this?
actual outrage culture, we won't be able to have any fictional races because of censorship lmao

Based strokeposter

Goblins of most folk lore are based on old men. Noses contain cartilage that continue to grow as you age, so older men and women naturally have longer, more pronounced noses. The human frame also shrinks as you get older. Bones lose mass. This presents itself as the basis for goblin and witch archetypes that are small, hunched over and have long, pointy noses.

People reaching for the anti-semetism card are either trolling or genuine kool-aid drinkers that need therapy or a bullet.

no I won't buy a dull game made a dull by the dull writer of the dullest franchise. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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I don't like harry potter... however i don't like trannies nor jews. What do i do?

this is what marketing rights are all about

quit shilling your pozzed game here jk.
im too busy playing based andrew's game, /ourguy/

But it's a Goblin "Rebellion"
when have Jews ever rebelled from inside a society?
and the Rebellion is apparently orchestrated by more powerful and well-connected actual Wizards

nothing about this is antisemitic
Jews would never be the puppets of an internal rebellion
they do the exact opposite of that

these aren't even the Banker goblins from Gringotts either!

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don't give big companies money for shallow political reasons.
You can hate trannies and jews for free if you're so inclined.

Thank you for your services

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This is your brain on "self insertion rot" you put yourself and your mind into fiction and believe things that don't exist, if a character is racist in a story then that character is racist in the story. It doesn't mean the writer is racist, they're expressing a character type through writing. Do you think people who write about murder mysteries are detectives or murderers themselves? Of fucking course they're not, it's just words, it's not meant to be taken literally. Who gives a shit what someone writes, what exists in real life is what matters more and goblins don't fucking exist

>when have Jews ever rebelled from inside a society?
Roman Province of Judaea, 66 AD

>no clifford for president

>never read the books
>only watched the first movie and hated it
>Im going to preorder the game
Im serious here, game doesnt look half bad either so maybe I can even enjoy it

i just want to be a wizard n shiet
i never associated goblins with jews or even orcs with black ppl
stop giving a shit about what retards on the internet say you'll live a happier and meaningful life

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I do not and have never given the slightest fuck about Harry Potter and am tired of its perpetuation in pop culture

I would but, I stand with my trans friends.

Why did you hate the movie? Don't tell me you watched it as an adult for the first time.

>preorder the game
There is no reason to preorder a game. ever.

>or even orcs with black ppl
Who even does that? They're usually much more like asian steppe people, or sometimes just random thugs, chavs and football hooligans.

Yep, I was in college and the whole thing looked like a sugarcoated Roald Dahl tale to me

they are right about Rowling, she's a racist