Aaah, may chaos take the world!

Ranni did nothing wrong desu

Sounds like the average coomer Yea Forums subhuman

I'm not entirely sure the Yura -> Shabriri transfer was consensual so you're kind of doing Yura a favor

You just know Shabiri posts here

The average normalfag mindset

This post is clearly Anti-Shabiri

>Attack and aggro Shabriri because fuck you for possessing Yura's corpse
>"This, I did not expect. If you would not become a lord, then you don't need to exist!"
>Gleefully murder the fucker
>Inherit the frenzied flame anyway, which kills the Three Fingers
>Purge it later with Miquella's Needle
>Choose the Perfect Order ending so frenzyflame fuckers can never rise again
:)

I did the R*nni ending my first go around for the Moonlight Greatsword, then killed as many NPCs as I could on the second playthrough. Honestly the most fun way to play. They all end up dead anyways, so why not have some fuin?

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well, if Shabriri wanted to be seen as more sympathetic and likeable, maybe he should have taken over the body of a cute girl then instead of a grumpy old samurai.

He is right. The only thing normies get wrong is not naming the Jew behind frenzied flame

It's weird that you can get Yura's armor set, but then summon Shabriri as Yura for your fight against Godfrey

But yura's voice

>he didn't kill the rest of the unnecessary jew merchant's to complete the plan

NO CONSEQUENCES GRRM, WHY ARE THERE NO CONSEQUENCES WHEN I KILL ALL THE MERCHANTS

How does your weird brain equate literally burning the world and all souls into molten godjuice and forging a new order no longer at the mercy of foreign gods with it's Lords distantly exploring the stars. Is it that your baby brain can't process slightly complex dialogue and just misinterprets Ranni's ending? Or are you just massive GW simps that think that anything other than reasserting the parasite's desires is the equivalent of universal destruction?

does something happen if you kill all the jews?

The more I think about it the more Shabriri makes sense to me
I feel like it's not a bad plan to have a great reset and start from 0
Only negative that I see is that the merchants would get a chance to repopulate and take the reigns of what is left

Why would I kill the merchants when perfecting the Order purges them of the frenzyflame anyway?

Is there any downside for killing every single merchant in the game including Kale?

Explain why the GW is a parasite

>Hmm maybe this guy is right I don't wanna lose melina there might be some cool unique dialogue related to her
>starts ranting about chaos taking over the world
Bit on the nose wasn't it?

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just like real life!

no!

>one is about freeing the world from the greater will
>the other one is literally about destroying everything
>b-but they are both the exact same thing and Ranni is EVIL

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killed this judeo nigger as soon as he started talking

He can't help himself, he's having too much fun

Ranni is evil, but so are the Frenzyflame faggots. only Goldmask is good.

>one is about freeing the world from the greater will
and giving it to the moon, awesome!

No, it gets rid of the tedious back and forth travel to get items from the merchants. The only reason not to kill them is because it makes you feel good not being a murderhobo

What? I didn't see the sign

It's a foreign thing literally from outside of the physical universe. It sent a giant monster to the planet to commit genocide on its behalf and found an empire. It's nothing but a self interested outsider.

>hm alright he kinda has a point sounds like he's done talking but i'll check one more time
>starts screaming about chaos in the dweebiest voice imaginable
this game is the definition of a 7/10

same was actually falling for it till the last few lines then it made me realize im an idiot because he straight up just said he possessed the dudes corpse

>the moon is... le bad
>Why? Well... it's just bad okay!!!

Your headcanon doesn't have anything to do with the story. The moon isn't an outer god. It's just the moon.

>OUTER GODS BAD!!
>NO THE MOON ISN'T AN OUTER GOD!!!
>SO WHAT IF THE MOON IS AN OUTER GOD???
Can't wait for the next step.

>there are actual r*nnifag dollfucking moonship retards in this very thread slandering the frenzied flame
with no symbol of sacrifice all must face justice's flame. only by embracing chaos can we install an order truly fit for virtue. then, humanity can begin again. you will not solve these problems by abandoning your home to play house in space with a doll possessed by a witch's apprentice.

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Just like with the Morgott fight you have to enter and exit the arena to see the summon sign

THE MOON IS LE GOOD SSHUT UP

NTA, but is it ever implied that the moon is some sort of Outer God, or is this some schizo fanfic people here came up with in order to bash Ranni' ending?

Take your pills, the Moon isn't talking to anyone. There are no moon fingers.

>starts the conversation by mentioning that he's jacked your friend's corpse
>it's not until he starts yelling about chaos that you're suspicious

How does that make it a 7, exactly?

Everything, even the grass is an outer god user, this is elden ring lore fact backed by five hour long elden ring essay youtube lore videos

Spoken like a true omnicidal maniac

>finish the (((Great Caravan))) holocaust
>get rewarded with a big comfy shop

What did Memezaki and GRRM mean by this

Schizo headcanon plus Bloodborne trauma, I'd wager.

>did he say.. le chaos?
>chaos is... LE BAD!
lawfags, not even once

Yes, the moon is a subject of worship for several factions and the way it is talked about in several descriptions , stuff like "a young ranni met the moon" leave little room for interpretation.
>There are no moon fingers.
Formless mother doesn't have fingers. Or the god of rot. Or the god of the death rite birds. Yet guess what retard? they're still outeer gods

are there any other weird summons? i didn’t realize you could summon melina for morgott until second play through

This, getting Elden Rune and then feeding yourself to the snake would be a kino ending.

Pure coincidence

All the endings are hypothetically good endings, depending on your perspective.

>Default
You like the world as is, and want to rule over it. Everyone stops fighting because there's a new Elden Lord in town to unite all the scattered factions.
>Fia's ending
Life after death is accepted now. Everyone gets to be immortal, and you get to be the Skeleton King.
>Dung Eater's ending
Everyone becomes Omens, and as such the world is equalized. Everyone can now enjoy being ugly as sin, which is no longer considered ugly because everyone is it. Omens therefore don't have to face discrimination anymore.
>Goldmask's ending
Everyone, even the gods, will be held accountable for their actions. The Order acts automatically, without possibility of things ever getting this bad again.
>Ranni's ending
The world gets to enjoy a lull from outer god territory battles while you get to enjoy your century-long honeymoon with your new wife.
>Frenzied Flame ending
The world all gets melted down and formed back into the One Great outer god. Everyone finally assumes their original, primal, divine form, and as such all differences and discrimination gets burned away.

>Yes, the moon is a subject of worship for several factions and the way it is talked about in several descriptions , stuff like "a young ranni met the moon" leave little room for interpretation.
So it's all speculation?

>marika couldn't remove the outer gods from the planet
>neither could the greater will remove other outer gods
>somehow the moon and ranni should be able to
explain how

It's not that comfy since you have to go through the whole merchant[1] merchant[2] merchant[3] menu. I wish they had just added everything to the main shop.

It's less speculation than going "ranni can ward off all outer gods" out of her lines

That's correct though.

>Ranni's ending does literally nothing about the spreading Undeath cancer that she caused
Best ending my ass. You literally just fuck off and leave everyone to get ruined by your mess.