Choose your Elden waifu

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I got a boner when Hyetta melted

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The eyes make it look like an octopus from this angle

Mel

Sellen and I'm not even a mage. I guess Fia if we're just taking that pic in question.

Miquella > all these roasties.

>no spirit chuner

I choose none.

Malenia

>pre kidnapping
superior taste

Melina

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Hot

Top left to bottom right:
>Legs don't work + you just know
>Eats eyeballs
>Almost all dialogue is easily missed
>The one you can actually marry
>Literal necrophiliac
>"""Has never known defeat"""
>The one that confesses her love to you + ultimate gamer neck
>Daddy issues

It's Blaidd for me

but elden shit isnt fun and everyones dropping it.

It's not the first time she's switched bodies. You can casually insert your soul into whatever body you like, considering her glintstone heart wasn't ruined by the Witch-hunter.

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You can't trust someone with boobs that big.

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>>"""Has never known defeat"""
that's not malenia you pleb it's millicent

Melina. Just kidding, you’re an unironic cuck if you pick BLACKEDlina. Hyetta is the best

Give me the snake.

gay

>you just know
>necrophiliac
>more blind girls
>more feet
Miyazaki was pulling all the stops to include all his fetishes into the game huh

Does from have a disabled girl fetish? We got crippled girls, blind girls and amputee girls in elden ring

I love Melina.

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>sad albino girl, broken legs, most of her people got wiped out
>deranged chick, eats eyeballs, worships the chaos god and wants you to join
>bonfire girl, soft-spoken, lights herself on fire for your benefit
>demigoddess, girlboss, wants to overthrow evil alien globohomo, you can become her cosmic househusband
>death cultist, gives warm hugs and steals part of your soul to join her death cult army
>failed clone of a goddess, just wants to live a comfy life but is drawn to conflict as part of her destiny
>half-snake mutant rape baby, bad posture, genuinely loves you
>orphan daughter of the OG badass lord, gets adopted by a nerd and used as a mercenary, stronk muscles but big daddy issues

>white woman hobby
>nasty diet + firecrotch
>useless firewood
>catfisher
>ultimate cuckbait
>AIDS
>gamer
>daddy weirdo

Sellen, thanks.

dont forget Mohg's gay pedo dynasty, Seluvis' rape puppets, and Dung Eater literally raping people to death

>big boobie Sellen
>gay

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do you guys not realize "hyetta" is just another chaos servant possessing a corpse?

Nepheli doesn't get enough love

she cute though

Wouldn't a chaos servant actually know what shabriri grapes are?
Being frenzy manifested didn't stop my cute, parkouring maiden from being a dumdum.

>melina fucks off
>hyetta: "I-I'll be your maiden user"
YESSS
>touch her
>she dies instantly
WHY

>shabriri -> blatantly lies about being given the corpse he's possessing and manipulates you into "saving" melina
>hyetta -> pretends to not know what she's doing but then guides you into the three finger rape room where you become a chaos bearer by default unless you stick a gold needle up your ass

im sensing a trend here

no need for maidens in a world of FLAME

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It's ok t-that you forgot me on the list user...
D-Don't worry i'm not hurt at all...
Oh. You even put on the w-wolf girl no one remembers over me... that's ok.

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Threeway tie between Melina, Millicent and Fia

Hyetta literally has the same voice actor and similar body to Irina. Irina's body also disappear when Hyetta spawns. It's obvious 3 fingers are possessing corpses to bait you just like Shabrir did with Yura's body.

Oh sorry I'll add you to this list.

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>3 fingers are baiting you with hyetta
>90% of players don't finish her quest without a guide
damn the 3 fingers suck

Maleniaplsgo

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NEPHILI MY BADLAND WIFE

based dark souls enthusiast

Shabriri couldn't even go 3 sentences without going full Joker mode on you, it's not the most competent deity.

Malenia. I can fix her.

Imagine if the frenzy flame was the first flame and that was what brought life into dark souls kek.
Wouldn't that be funny anons?

none of them pwn as hard as Tiche

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>visible face
CRINGE

LET CHAOS TAKE THE WOOOOOOOOOORLD

I think it is. As bleak as Elden Ring's world us it's nowhere near as depressing as the souls games.

>L'antenna
fucks wolves
>Hyetta
jewish demon
>Melina
Vyke's sloppy seconds
>Ranni
no pussy, ass, tits, handjobs won't do the job
>Fia
fucks other men
>Millicent
rotted pussy
>Rya
zoophilia
>Nepheli
that's a man

you say it as a joke but there are people who genuinely believe that because "OMG FIRE LIKE IN HECKIN DARK SOULS" completely ignoring everything else about DS' world lore

Dark Souls didn't have 10 billion swamps until 3, seems like a stretch.

I'd like to feed the blind girl weird things.

It's half visible
It's absolute perfection user

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someone post that image of someone sticking their dick in her mouth and she bites it thinking its a grape

God, let me huff on Millicents crimson rot pussy before I ram it in.

MAI WAIFU

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I admire your bravery

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Malenia has never known defeat, until she met Tiche

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