Snek

:)

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Why would you do this? She's like the only nice person in the game.

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She’s taking a nap cute :D

speening snek

why do people call her a snake when she's clearly a skink?

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hebi

ur mom a skink

God I'd wish

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My wife!

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cute post more

post da computer posture one
>captcha h8rvg

Ouch!

_OLEM _ET YE _ONE

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magnificent

she claims to be a serpent

Do I finish all the requests until I go further in the dungeon? (I’m at the part where she’s telling me to kill her, I don’t want to enter the room with the boss and ruin all the sidequests (this is what the everyone is telling me will happen)

just don't kill the boss and you'll be fine

Snek, sod ye off!

I CAN FIX HER

You have to finish all the volcano manor quests before killig rykard. Some of them like Rya's will resolve after you kill him, but otherwise you're going to have to finish the capital and go to the ebin snow mountain before you can kill rykard.

this is one of the most questionable design choices in the game to me
like to do rykard "when you're supposed to", you basically have to be ridiculously over leveled

based

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>whats with that look on your face?
>GASP
>Am I still a serpent?!
I will literally die for this character

I really wish you could pick a wife in this game besides Ranni. It seems like that might've been a route they were going for considering all the major sidequests involving women and shit like nepheli becoming the ruler of limgrave.

>finish Ryas quest
>leaves to go wandering
>do main quest
>Melina kills herself or hates you so much she makes it her mission to murder you
>do millicents quest
>either betray her and kill her or she kills herself
>do sellens quest
>becomes a meatball
>malenia is generic Grrr insane boss
>do fias quest
>betrothes herself to a corpse and goes into a coma after "giving birth" to another mans rune
>frenzied flame quest
>your maiden lives but shes a crazy eyeball eater

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>your maiden lives but shes a crazy eyeball eater
She turned to ashes for me after giving me the frenzy flame seal

Miyazaki hates happiness

>The Calm One

I want to fuck that thing

Melina will get over it as long as you cure yourself. She's just having one of those moments.

Lordran

Born from a giant snake and calls herself a serpent

>She gets really upset when you show her that part of her birth mother
>Somehow that told her she was born in a horrible way and it makes her wanna leave forever
IDGI, what exactly is the issue? What was even the horrible part?

>hearing the old Batman tv show scene transition sound effect

Unless you're shit at the game you will always be over levelled from exploring and not losing souls.

THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER

There should have just been a special ring item, which you can give to most any NPC and then they're your Elden Lord consort. Rather than just Ranni and her quest only.

la culebra engañada...

I've been curious but can't be bothered to play through and test it but do you get a super special ending if you use the frenzied flame to burn the erdtree then cure yourself so you get rid of the thorns AND get to keep melina around?

snussy

I think they could've gone even further than that. With how big the game is and how much time they spent, the sidequests remained simple souls style and progress very linearly for the most part. It would've been nice to have multiple quest endings where you could basically get the NPCs as members of your court. As it stands your options for any of that are Ranni as your wife and a monkey tailor and that's it.

No, its not even acknowledged because miyazaki is a hack. Its like you didnt even do anything.

>Accidentally attack her, early on when she can't die
>Pretty much just "My champion noooooooo!"

What a cutie

Yeah, if previous FROM games let you slowly assemble more and more NPCs to the hub area, then ER really should have been the one where it actually mattered and happened best

Why did they add it then? They must have just run out of tine. I mean the game is enormous as is

Its just a failsafe so you dont lock yourself into one ending early since its a 100+ hour game your first playthrough.
Same reason this is the first game in the series that asks you if you wanna go NG+ instead of just throwing you in to it.

Dark Souls 2 started the NG+ prompt bud.

DS3 didn't force you into NG+

If you guys are so smart awnser this

That item was one of the few times in this series were an item description really freaked me out. Pretty sure if you were a child of that you'd be bothered too

was it right to kill her?

She was told that she was born of a noble and magnificent king. Then she finds out her mom just fucked a bunch of snake monsters and ripped her out of the womb as an unwanted child

>first game to do this
>it isn't
Yea Forums man... something else

I got the impression that she used that to look into her birth more seriously and found out about what happened. When you kill her you get a talisman that explains everything so she probably found something like that and it ruined her.

There's no way that's all there is to the story. Its terrible at being a "failsafe" because the reqs to getting it are incredibly easy to miss or permanently mess up. Its the longest side quest in the entire game. I refuse to believe its a failsafe.