Kneel

Because she is Malenia, Blade of Miquella

you missed the part where Malenia has a 20000000 word speech about the two fingers tax policy? fucking RETARD kill yourSELF NOW

The entirety of Caelid is dominated by Redmane forces.
He went out with an epic festival of fighting.
All the demigods and their subjects still know he is the strongest.

Radahn won

You will never beat Malenia

>The entirety of Caelid is dominated by Redmane forces.
Greyroll and north Caelid belongs to dragons
Central Caelid belongs to Malenia's rot knights, the pests and Raya Lucaria
East belongs to Raya Lucaria

Leaving the south, redmane castle, a glorified gatehouse that exists to keep redditahn confined in his sandy cuckshed.

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Jesus christ the ratio isn't even close.

>"I dreamt for a long time, now I'm gonna fight the first person I see for no explicit reason"
>"I am Malenia, Blade of Miqualla, and I have never known defeat (because I'm too ashamed to acknowledge fighting Radahn and the aftermath)"
>"No... YOU DIDN'T BEAT ME..."
>"Who's Miquella? Embrace the Scarlet Cheese!"
>"Fuck I lost, gg"
Cool character... Radahn had more characterization in some guy narrating a 15 second cutscene.

>Radahn dies
>Stars start falling from the skies, the whole cosmos shits itself
>Mallenia dies
>nothing
We all know who's the strongest

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Nobody beat Elden Ring yet, so she's right

The jobber of the stars - General Jobahn

>Stars start falling from the skies
You mean rocks and ayys. If stars really fell from the sky there wouldn't be a lands between to fight over, on account of even the smallest stars completely dwarfing any planet.

Yes daddy~~~
Please feel free to take out your rage on my cute little boyhole~~~

>I am Malenia... Jobber of Miquella... and I have only ever beat an old man who once disguised himself as a women.

If Malenia was a jobber then why does Radahn do all the kneeling? It's not even fanart either. and are both made by Fromsoftware.

>>I am Malenia... Jobber of Miquella... and I have only ever beat an old ma-*ACK*

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She climbed onto his back and used her nuke attack which failed to even injure him beyond going insane from brainrot.

>has way less HP
>face tanks the meteor
>wins anyway
Rot kings...

Reminder that summoning all those warriors to fight alongside you against Radahn is the proper and canon way to approach this fight.

If it failed to injure him then why didn't he just stand the fuck up and unbalance her?

>She climbed onto his back
so she beat him and forced him to kneel and then performed her nuclear attack, got it.

I love when people post ingame vidya shit as if it's accurate to the lore. Here you go.

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Okay, now post it with Malenia against him in his prime.

The bait is unreal. Kinda sad seeing the consensus is that she lost even with her Cleanrot Knights trying to gank him.

>bugged dog
Radahntrannies are literally incapable of putting a point without reaching beyond the gravity nigger's stars

>knee status: kneeled
malenia simps are on sight

Ummmm Maleniasisters????? Do we fuck dogs?????

You only needed to ask

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I don't get it. All I see is her doing her flower attack. Where's Radahn on the ground with Malenia over him? It can't be a ko with no image of a man ko'd

Answer the question user. If Radahn was so undamaged by the attack then how the fuck did Finlay pull a fast one on him and run off with Malenia? Surely the great Starscourge Radahn, master of gravity magic, would have dusted himself off and given chase, or used said gravity magic to lift up Finlay much like he did with his swords, preventing escape.

>I don't get it
you don't have to. the scarlet rot is gonna put you out of your misery soon.

Thats seven seconds of Radahn just kneeling there like a chump. Did Malenia suddenly become made of tungsten to be so heavy that Radahn couldn't get up? Could it be that he's not as undamaged as you clowns keep going on about?
I'm not even a Maleniafag but the delusion on you Radahnfags is off the charts.

If Malenia was winning then why did she have to drop the scarlet nuke in the first place? She doesn't do that against us until she's been thoroughly dusted and collapses.

He was momentarily dazed by the attack and the Rot Knights scattered while they could knowing they couldn't beat him once he recovered. Finlay was the only one who had "real" loyalty and grabbed Malenia beforehand. Others scattered and hid.

It was an active battlefield and especially after the woman moment occurred Finlay 100% could have grabbed her and carried her out before anyone noticed in the ensuing chaos.

>He was momentarily dazed by the attack and the Rot Knights scattered
Ranni literally says that Radahn and Malenia were the last two in any condition to fight. Cope harder Rahtard.

should have used bleed radhan
i got her like that

Malenia would be ripped to shreds and half digested if Finlay wasn't so desperate for a crumb of rotten coochie

GRAVITY DOESN'T BLEED!

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>Ranni literally says that Radahn and Malenia were the last two in any condition to fight
Then why didn't Finlay finish off Radahn if he was knocked out? Why bitch out and take your failed bodyguard (person she is bodyguarding is now a cocksleeve for an omen) back to her tree?

>Then why didn't Finlay finish off Radahn if he was knocked out?
Because, like Ranni said, Finlay was in no condition to fight.

The game makes it sound like it's a draw.

A finishing blow on a knocked out combatant isn't really a fight, is it, retard? She had the strength to carry Malenia and her heavy limbs back to the tree and could shove a spear into Radahn's exposed face?

The game literally said Finlay dragged Malenia back home, user. They even show us how Finlay charge at Radahn in the first trailer, lmao.

this people complain about 3v1 ganks squads but not 100v1 gank squads

>Strength for a literal cross-continent sprint
>No strength for a coup de grace

luckily she was and radahn ended up being vored and digested by a fucking jar kek

In the trailer she said about the demigod duking each other out and Radahn and malenia are the strongest to remains to fight in a championship match but no one win. Probably the reason they can not insert this cinematic into the final game as Radahn and malenia are not the last to remains but the first two to go, lmao.

YOU LEAVE ALEXANDER OUT OF THIS, HE IS A SAINT AND WILL NOT BE TOUCHED BY EITHER OF YOU FAGGOT NIGGERS.

Those dogs are hilarious.

>and could shove a spear into Radahn's exposed face?
They did make a pincushion out of him though. Notice the lack of spears in vs the ones sticking out of him in his bossfight. Then note that the item description for Radahn's spear says they're spears the knights stabbed him with.
Because it was. The shattering's whole thing was that it was a great war from which no demigod ever got one over the other, and the stalemate went on and on until the tarnished were brought back from the dead.

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>They did make a pincushion out of him though.
I thought there were only two active combatants?

>attack powerful enough to ruin an entire country
>doesn't kill him
>he persists on conscious while malenia has to retreat so miquella can tend to her wounds
>without miquella in the tree she's asleep for eons as radahn continues to hold up the stars
>jobs to a literal who tarnished
>literally cannot win without making a pact with eldritch forces
JOBLenia Blade of Miquella (WNBAW) has known defeat.

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Because women rules make it so that it isn't cheating to have an army on him. It's kind of like in the Yakuza where you can hold a knife if you're missing an eye and would be considered a fair handicap. Malenia still schooled him.

Radahn's back was full of Clean Rot's spear even before the 1 on 1 match started, user. It's Radahn vs Malenia and Clean Rot or at least that's what the first trailer and cinematic show us.

>redditahn is the RL45 early game boss
>Malenia is legitimately the hardest boss FromSoftware ever put out into a game, harder than the story line's final bosses even
Based Miyazaki cementing Malenia's victory

What are some good side arms for emergencies for a bow build? Something like a shortsword or hatched nothing too powerfull but still effective in a pinch.

>Malenia had to be dragged like a dog to the Haligtree afterward for a chance to live
>Literal clone project in case she dies
>Meanwhile Radahn is still holding back the stars, riding Leonard and is regularly fed warriors who want nothing more than to give their hero an honorable death
Malenia withers in obscurity while Radahn is celebrated and at large. Radahn won.

She wasn't winning, it was a stalemate. Stalemate means evenly matched. She used the scarlet rot to win because otherwise the fight would've gone on and on, but using the scarlet rot arguably made it end badly for both of them since Malenia had to go home afterwards and Radahn was busy being lobotomized.

It was Redmane army vs Cleanrot army with their respective generals. You make it sound like Radahn went off to fight all by himself.

>white men

Cower before Maliketh, Marika's red rocket
youtube.com/watch?v=y2CHVkDQ3rs

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radahnkeks are literally a broken record with the "had to be dragged" sentence, like reddit horse man wasn't dragged to redmane so he can eat pic related pic related for the rest of his life.

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