Fuck off coomers

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why did they not make a proper sequel or expansion to pic related? it had excellent hype around launch, good reviews, great word of mouth. The devs were also really proud of this and the hype leading up to release. They could make a 3D platformer using this, or an updated version of this, engine and make good money probably.

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troon garbage

They made two expansions user.

More like Hot Kid XD

This.

ToT

Jontron is in the base game
the troon flag is in the sewers, in a dlc

i wouldnt call them expansions, they were 2 dlc levels

that kid...

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Only incels complain about coomers

It took a lot of years to make the first game, engine and all, I don't think they're ready to start over on the grind already.
As players we only see the finished result and the marketing around it.

I love that pic so fucking much

As someone who was there from the very start the first game took years to get off the ground don't expect more for another 10.

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Die coomer

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My image isn't cropped porn you retard.

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Why are you sexualizing her? Nobody could possibly cum to this creature.

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The game is unfinished

Coomers really piss me off, there is literally nothing sexual about Hat Kid's design.

Go kill yourselves you pedo faggots.

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I love that they include that amazing thigh shot in official artwork

Based

Only people without genitals and wine aunts complain about the coomer boogeyman

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This game rode on a high after the fiasco that was Yooka Laylee

It is
Hat Kid is not for sexual

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they recently added a new multiplayer map
the reason they are not making another game is the same as with every other game dev studio: they are lazy as fuck

I love Hat Kid. Her game really touched me. Hmm? What is this? Why are my eyes leaking? Hahaha... b-better call the plumber.

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STOP SEXUALIZING HER SHE IS LITERALLY DESIGNED NOT TO BE

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If she wasn't designed to be sexy, then why did the devs make her a small female child?

Based, Hat Kid is cute and not sexy at all and pedo should kill themselves.

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Hat Kid

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Alright, enough with the off topic crap. What's her gameplay like?

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Similar to Mario, but a bit different. She controls really well.

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Good controls is always nice but what makes her game different from the Italian plumber?
Does it have the same 'ol collect all the hidden stars?

I hate double jump, It sould be like Mario 64.

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Everyone always compares it to Mario, but I feel that it's more like Conker's Bad Fur Day in that it has fairly mediocre "does the job" platforming mechanics and gets by on the cast and the variety of fun set pieces.

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Sauce

ToT desu

>It is
And if hat kid is not for cooming, how do (You) know that, hmm?

Pretty sure the devs wanted to do something like Zelda Wind Waker.
Some coomer posted it before

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>I-I just happened to glance at it when someone else posted it, honest, don't get any ideas!!
Sure thing buddy, whatever helps you sleep at night

The developers of Hat in Time are just zogbots who unironically tried to use the game as a springboard to start pushing their politics. The other game they made, Here Comes Niko is about a transgender nonbinary (?????????) child who runs away from home after literally being groomed, and now goes around being """"friends"""" with animal people for money.

You still have doubts when he just posted her young naked chest for the world to see?

Sorry man, I'm not a pervert like you.

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Which thigh shot?

Uoohh hat kid

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For me it's Hat Adult / Lady

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>Hat Adult / Lady
Gross

She would be canon, if the devs weren't incompetent.

I miss Shad

Think Mario Sunshine minus F.L.U.D.D. but with changeable hat powers.

Most images in this thread have hidden embedded loli porn by the way. OP wants people to unknowingly download and spread it.

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She has a dive, a run, a double jump, this weird auto climb thing she does sometimes, an anti bonk badge if you want
There's a lot of things in place to give you a lot of leniency in terms of platforming, even compared to Odyssey

>OP wants people to unknowingly download and spread it
what the fuck is this schizo narrative

By posting obfuscated porn it leads to people unknowingly downloading and reposting such obfuscated porn, especially when he hides it under the guise of safe posting and intentionally hides the fact that he is posting embedded porn.

it is what it is

OP knows nothing about this... I think lol

It's pretty obvious he does considering his coy attitude. At least he wasn't dumb enough to embed porn in the OP picture so it's not as immediately obvious for people who also have the extension.

u oh

I'd say so, since OP leads off with
>anti-coomer
and then all the "anti-coomer" posts are the ones embedded with porn, including comments asking for more. It sure does make me wonder how many AHiT threads I've been in in the past that seemed like they actually want to talk about the game, but were instead just a signal to other lolicons to come post hidden porn

Same...but let's be happy he's not in jail and he's free and hope one day, one day he'll come back.

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>goes onto lolicon website
>grrr lolicons better not show up in my threads i am making on their website

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Unless he goes to jail again.

Yeah....but I don't see that happening for a long time.
please god don't have a user screen shot this and he's in jail by next week I can't

why do you even care? you sound like an autismo, carrying on whining about whether or not some fucking anti-white muslim is in jail or not