Boot up Fortnite

i have days like that
would be nice having a gf so i wouldn't be a complete failure

Play RPGs with cheats.

ponis in boyvagene
spread them asslips bitchboy

You know what, im going to agree with this somewhat. But not because I'm a overemotional zoomer probably on HRT like you give off the impression of, but because I'm old. Losing and dying constantly is a real downer, I can only tolerate a few hours before having to move on to something else.

If you wanna feel good at video games just play no-build fortnite and hide till top 10 then shoot a couple of zoomers and place fourth. Minimum skill maximum sense of achievement. Don't go near any npcs or populated areas and only attack people you 100% have the drop on. That's what I do.

>Fortnite
>Duel Masters
>Sppedrunning
Tell me youre a troon without telling me youre a troon

Have you tried playing non-shit games?
And lay off the speedrunning.

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post pics of you wearing tights

I refuse to exercise and hurt myself
that's just boring and still too much effort
playing games at all is too much effort
same as what I just said
plus that game stresses me out in general
I'm not on hrt
no game holds my interest
I don't have any tights

>I don't have any tights
Sadness. Are your feet cute at least

nothing about me is cute
I am gross and ugly

>have a bad game
>feel myself getting tilted
>boot up my wow private server and go climb mountains with levitate wallwalking
instant relaxation.

The way you type is kind of cute.

Just do what my teacher does, he only plays singleplayer games.
It ticked him off that zoomers were beating him in online stuff so he just plays CIV now, he's happy.
Try that.

why are you hitting on me when you don't even live near me

>you have to live near someone to flirt
Just having some fun with you user. You also don't know where I live.

>new IP
stop phoneposting and yr problems will be solved op
that or post ya dick

is it berenstein or berenstain bears?

go to a doc and get antidepressants

>I don't have to be stressed or afraid
are you me? I've withdrawn from society because I literally can't deal with this bullshit

>having fun
stop fucking using me when I'm horribly lonely and you're only making everything worse
why the fuck would you flirt with someone you would never even be able to be in a relationship with

Yeah, I feel that. When I have several losses in a row in a multiplayer game, it just sours games for the rest of the day for me.
I'm a retard and play MOBAs though, so it's entirely my fault.
Sleep is the best cure. Also play singleplayer games. Also stop comparing how you play a game to someone else when its a singleplayer game. Nobody but you cares how fast you beat a singleplayer game.

Might aswell get a rope if you can't be happy if without being on pills 24/7

it amazes me that after all these years, people will STILL just post random and fake garbage like this just to rustle a few jimmies. never gets old my friend

wew

You sound depressed, and also just burnt out in general in actually playing vidya. I'd either recommend a relaxed game like Animal Crossing or Stardew Valley if you want to try playing something, or just chill out and watch lets plays for now. Binge a manga or comic series.

Games will always be there-- the good ones will, anyway. If you're enjoying watching streamers more right now, do that. And if you get an urge to play vidya in two weeks or two months from now, fantastic.SK2GW

>I refuse to exercise and hurt myself
Like user said, you're a severe case of "little bitch" syndrome.

This thread is literally me

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amazing goddamn tired need to sleep typed that captcha twice. gl OP, everything in moderation even entertainment.

go for a walk too or at least stand up for 15+ minutes at a time every few hours, don't get blood clots cunt

You are just looking for instant gratification.
I recommend heroin or meth.

Sorry, I thought it might take your mind off things.
>why the fuck would you flirt with someone you would never even be able to be in a relationship with
again, it's fun. I don't think I'm capable of real relationships.

post bussy

bud if you can't hit Fortnite bots you may have bigger problems

you should probably seek help

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why is Yea Forums gay?

If you look like pic related you can be my cockslave instead

Prove it

We cant get women but we still horny
Take what you can get

Isn't this a shitty SNL skit

it's called prison gay. basically people who are so virgin their brains adapt to desire any hole, even poopholes.

Same, OP, I can relate to that.
Maybe try reading a book, or go for a long walk, try a new game you haven't played before... Just get some variety in there.

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user i think you don't understand that getting good at games isn't something that just happens over night or within a few days. It's an eternal grind everyone is on. The guys you lost to get rekt by even bigger players later, but they simply don't stop there and keep up the grind.

In the end it's your decision to stop or keep going, but you shouldn't force yourself to be competitively competent tomorrow. Nobody is watching you, nobody is expecting results from you right the fuck now. Keep it slow and steady, you have your whole life getting good at these games. Enjoy your favorite vidya, it will give you back more the more you spend time with it.

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the pills are temporary

why do you think it's fun to toy with emotions that will never lead into anything

retarded weeb faggot git gud

if you overdose they last for the rest of your life

Get your priorities straight you fat faggot. Get your life in order first THEN you can enjoy hobbies

don't overdose then

Dont go hollow friend!

stop tryharding and play something thats fun and not a competition
I used to be a competitive FPS player, tryharded Dota for years - but then it became too much stress for nothing, too much time wasted
now I only play sp games for fun, I get enough stress in real world with everything going to shit already, games should be comfy escapism

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even animal crossing and Stardew valley stress me out and feel like too much effort

where do I get heroin or meth

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i want to cheer op up after he dies in games

i've never done a BLJ before but the other day i tried it out of curiosity and did a 50 star completion. took like 5 mins to nail the timing

I dunno user have you ever flirted before? I can't explain why it's fun. You sound very young if you just assume every fleeting emotion is going to lead into a relationship. Sometimes it's okay to just have fun with someone when you're both lonely and need something.

Moar

>Virtual World
That was me bro. Unironically this is a skill issue

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how would you do that
are you trying to flirt when there's zero chance of a real relationship happening again
flirting is supposed to be an indication of interest
if you have no intention on pursuing that interest or no actual way of pursuing it it's just cruel emotional manipulation and completely empty
I'm so fucking tired of being a handholdless virgin and having to put up with this empty online bullshit that only makes me feel even more miserable and empty
if you don't live within driving distance of me and aren't willing and able to actually meet with me in real life then just shut the fuck up and stop manipulating me
I'm so fucking sick of it

Play Sims user

Maindeck Lava Golem to bumrape stunlock trannies and also burn them for thousand per golem per turn. You not only ruin their 5 minute setup you also put them on a short timer before they lose.

@594684260
please go be a faggot somewhere else

>I refuse to exercise and hurt myself
Jesus Christ you're a giant faggot if you genuinely think this

Just because people are far apart doesn't mean there can't be a real connection. Maybe we can't hold hands if we're distant, but we can still get that emotion. Touch your hand to the screen, I'll do the same, and it's almost like we're holding hands across all the distance that separates us. just kidding i put my dick there lolololol

>think
I'm not fucking imagining the feeling of acid going through my body whenever I do any kind of exercise and the taste of blood in my mouth and feeling like I'm going to have a heart attack while I hyperventilate and can't catch my breath as I lie down on the ground for half an hour before I even feel okay enough to get up and walk after my college PE course that I was forced to take made me run away farther than I'm physically capable of
I will never exercise and torture myself again and I will never go to college again when they force that torture on me

OK so what if I am interested? What then? And say we do live close and I am willing to meet you? Can we flirt then? You're blogposting on a basket weaving forum inhabited by a bunch of lonely fucks, I'm allowed to say you sound cute.

Why are you not female?

then if you're cute and hairless I would cuddle with you and maybe suck your dick and I would want to kill myself immensely less than I do right now
I'm just so tired of empty online relationships platonic or otherwise
it doesn't fucking mean anything