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The Elden Debate
Nicholas James
Grayson Hughes
For me? It's Dung Eater
Jose Scott
Where the fuck is Melina
Aiden Martinez
Not a single one of these whores will be remembered in three months, kys pathetic faggots
Brody Allen
Ranni
4 arms for twice the hugging power
Elijah Edwards
Making tender love to Roderika while I hold Fia's hand while she's making a rune baby with Godwyn, all while Ranni is trying to hang herself with the rope that ties her limbs together
Levi Stewart
Ranni is the only choice
Ryder Parker
Who?
Lincoln Flores
Yes
Luis Rodriguez
How?
Ethan Allen
Fia is an evil manipulative cunt who kills your friends and cucks you with a dead guy.
Red hood is made for big alzeimers goblin cock
Ranni is maybe evil but at least she doesn't ditch you or fuck you over.
Asher Evans
fucking lol D is not my friend i barely knew the nigger
Noah Brown
>alpha chad
>nothing but helpful to you
>passionate about dispatching undead and hates necromancers
>cares about your well being and warns you from danger
>acknowledges your skill (if you meet him before he appears in roundtable)
>patrols thots as a public service
I'm sorry that you missed out on the best character in the game
Thomas Roberts
>not while fia holds you from the back
Jeremiah Morales
she also gave rogier death blight aids forgot to mention that it isn't just D she killed
Jack Wright
>canonically looks like this
>everyone draws her as a blue human with big tits
Why
William Anderson
What about snek
Jacob Sullivan
...
Lincoln Smith
They can't accept she is a flatty, made of string, and has no pussy.
Brandon Smith
always make your female characters hot and white
free advertisement forever
Jace Adams
because it's boring
Landon Sullivan
Ranni by a fucking mile. The only reason it's even a debate is because the contrarian instinct means that since Ranni is so overwhelmingly popular shitters need to pretend she's not the best girl.
Nathaniel Hall
bro i once saw a ps3 with big tittes drawn on it, wtf do you mean "why"?
Elijah Cook
Why do coomers just stick stupidly large breasts on every character in existence?
Jace Rodriguez
that pic is D's brother
Adrian Murphy
>do Ranni's quest because her quest is awesome
>go all the way to the end and give her the ring
>get to ending
>choose something else
Get fucked, you stupid puppet!
Cameron Sanders
Mommy ofc
Cooper Brooks
>Debate
There is none.
Dominic Hernandez
two bodies, one soul. Hence the armour
Jackson Hernandez
Ranni crying while watching her tarnished consort having sex with Marika!
Jace Rodriguez
."they said, Whats the most unsucceful Disney film? I was like, 'I dont know.' they went, 'the princess and the frog. work it out. ' I was like, fuck you man' I hated it"
dumb libtard game dev destoyed with facts and logic.
Ethan Davis
Ultimately abandoned by his mistress and left to go insane unless you decide to murder him, then doomed to an eternity of furry porn.
Blaidd had a hard life.
Easton Nguyen
Mommy
Daniel Turner
beeg feet
Bentley Barnes
Based Bayonetta enjoyers.
Charles Miller
The balde of Miquella
Robert Harris
>then doomed to an eternity of furry porn
Will have a longer legacy than his tart of a mistress
Benjamin Murphy
Just attack her instead
Nathaniel Phillips
sex with my mother in law!
James Rogers
I don't doubt that for a second.
Wish there was some way to save him but I guess it's part of his hard lore that he goes insane.
At least I get his sweet fucking armor.
Kayden Edwards
Milicent.
Cooper Jackson
>living doll
>"i am no maiden"
>rotten whore
Is there a debate?
Jackson James
Emerald Maiden
Aaron Morales
But I want her to believe that I'm going to deliver the throne to her, only to claim it for myself and/or the true ER waifu, Dung Eater.
Juan Hall
Ranni is eternal. They've taken everything that worked with past Soulslike waifus and thrown it all together and cranked her appeal up to 11 AND she's in the most mainstream Soulslike of all, From's normalfag "breakthrough" game.
Ranni is immensely powerful and will not be soon forgotten.
Liam Baker
Gold mask ending would the bigger fuck your. Since you remove her ability to fight the golden order
Ryder Rodriguez
>makes you jump through 500 hoops to save her
>kills herself before letting your summon her for melania fight
She's a worthless whore
Juan Perez
Ranni is mainstream
Cooper Cox
Enjoy your fucking cripple, idiot. Meanwhile I'll be blowing hot load after load into based Roderika as Fia holds my hips so I can't pull out.
Wyatt Phillips
Roderika is for hewg only
Ayden Taylor
Haven't done his quest yet, I can never get him and fuccboi to move from that spot in the capital. I'll look up the guide on him, as Miyazaki intended.
Owen Kelly
You have to tell him that marika is a tranny
Liam Barnes
Hyetta
Aaron Perez
read the fine print, our accord is eternal user
Aaron Moore
>dumps you as soon as you reach the capital
Nice waifu bro
William Young
>p-please burn me my lord
why are women like this?
Cooper Sanchez
Yes, because if you go for the living doll it makes you a filthy reddit normie so quit that shit and pick one of the sluts.
Leo Thomas
Fucking this.
You're most likely going to end up fucking a doll IRL, at least go for some flesh and blood in your vidya
Oliver Long
Roderika is cute
CUTE!
Andrew Cooper
>Roderika only interested in Hewg
>Fia fucks another man right in front of you
>Melina who?
Ranni is the only option
Angel Fisher
They pick Ranni because the game tells them to. If they realized the game's incel narrative, they'd freak out and do a 180.
Andrew Rogers
>roderika
She loves him like a father figure who taught her how to have value in her life. She also tries to keep you away from danger and is grateful when you talk to her and help her practice spirit chewnin.
>Fia
correct. She’s the town bike that deserves no love.
>Melina
A girl who really needed more screen time, considering she’s supposed to be your main squeeze. But she still cares about you, as evidenced by some of her favorable dialogue toward you.
>Ranni
My first ending choice, but hardly the only option.
Nicholas Campbell
>the games incel narrative
Go on…
Mason Hill
Rya is the only good choice besides Ranni
James Harris
>check melina animation
>abrupt cut and still not creampie
Seems rushed
Adrian Clark
She says
>so this is the measure of my lord...
>perhaps this is what i deserve, for surrendering myself to delusion :(
Bentley Diaz
user, we need to talk
Jayden Hernandez
In the English version. The other one is the Chinese translation
Asher Moore
The japanese are subtitling english dialogue. The game has no japanese dub
Michael Phillips
Bro you literally marry a sex doll waifu like those dweebs with their realdolls. How much more can it be spelled out, you dork?
Zachary Ross
Actually she SAYS that in any version since the game only has english dialogue
Evan Brooks
Best girl.
Hope she finds out who she really is out there.
Connor Bennett
Daily reminder that Ranni's face in the game looks nothing like melina. Fuck that misleading story trailer
Jaxson Miller
Melina all the way. Fuck the witch, fuck scarlet rot bitch, and most of all fuck Miyazaki for cutting a shit ton of Melina dialogue.
Bentley Nguyen
I killed her. She starts another cult somewhere if you let her live, shes way too dangerous to let alive
Jeremiah Sullivan
fia. i got issues.
Adrian Miller
>Ranni giving you the key to the chest of the darkmoon ring
>asking you to tell blaidd and iji she loves them
>giving you the darkmoon greatsword which means you're her husband
>putting the ring on her finger
Brayden Edwards
What are you even trying to say
Jason Williams
ITT Random unexpected VA casting
Levi Myers
>shit ton of porn for him just because he’s a tall wolf man
Maybe Miura should have made guts an actual wolf man before his death…
Mason Williams
She’s a literal goddess. Who cares?
Ayden Sanchez
>Goes full classic tsundere during the date
>Forget, forget...
Even if you couldn't marry her she would still be the best girl in the series