She's so fucking hot

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Why didnt she just use a Preserving Boluses

amazonian pusy

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Rotussy

go take a wank and stop shitting up my Yea Forums you horny tranny

Imagine the smell...

incel... oh incel... ooooooh

Nigger that's a baguette

Why she naked

I want to suck the rot scales off her pussy and chew on them

flowers and decay

Too much Scarlet Rot

body of a man

If you think men have hips like that, you must be gay

>rot
>isn't rotten but scaley
Fish-pussy waifu

Same but I aIso wanna much on her ass

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I also wanna munch* on her ass

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Sexy

The ingredients to make them don't respawn.

Yeah

>Malenia will never rot your peepee
ITS NOT FAIR

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>tfw she is like 9+ ft tall so your head only reaches her pussy/tummy
>tfw she can grab your head with one hand and force you to perform standing oral or tummy licking etc.
I'm having a raging boner just thinking about it. God...

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I have like a billion aeonian butterflies. I think the problem with all the bitching around this game is honestly just that people don't explore anything and just run around ramming their heads against walls over and over again nonstop until they lose it and start bitching online

Malenia best girl
I love tall women so much

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I want her to cradle me like miquella so I can lick her armpits

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Fuck, me too now. Nothing makes me harder than a woman getting aggressive and grabbing my hair and making me eat her poon. Had an ex who would do that and tell me to jack off, I'd always nut in like two strokes.
CASEY COME BACK ;_;

It itch too much otherwise.

how can you keep eating her pussy after nutting instantly? that sounds awful

I could eat pussy for hours, if allowed. I like eating pussy and 69ing more than I like actual sex. And I was younger then, and could nut a few times in the space of an hour. Now I nut and go straight to sleep.

What did it taste like user?

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>Man shoulder
>Flat chest
>Flat ass
>No curves
>Blinded
>Psoriasis
>Fooled by Mohg
>Beaten by Chadan
>killed by Based Tanish
Voice is her only selling point.

>you will never rape her while miquella is forced to watch
why even live?

Like water with just a hint of sugar. Best pussy in the world, none like it. It's been five years and I've even gotten married since then but I still want her back, if only to eat that moist cooter one more time.

>>Man shoulder
>>Flat chest
>>Flat ass
>>No curves
>Voice is her only selling point.
Yea i like white women how did you know?

are you me? I also have a massive oral fixation, and get turned on by giving oral way more than penetrating girls. Freud was on the money with some things, honestly.

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>Each time the scarlet flower blooms, Malenia's rot advances. It has>bloomed twice already. With the third bloom, she will become a true goddess.
What it is mistake leaving that bud under the Haligtree

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>>Flat ass
>>No curves
Shazamfag tier lying. Mindbroken.

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>What it is
shit meant to say was it.

>standing cunnilingus
my fucking DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

The rotted parts of skin would probably taste disgusting.

We already beat her "goddess" form, it was her 3rd bloom in the fight. Haligtree is guaranteed to devolved into a hell hole after that bloom though so RIP Haligtree.

My ideal death is to be smothered beneath a great ass/axe wound. I once paid a prostitute $2k to murder me in this fashion, even set everything up so that she could cover it up and make it look like I killed myself after, but she only did it until I blacked out and took the money and ran. I mean, it's cool that I lived past 24 but you cannot believe the erection I had while my consciousness faded.
So yeah, how bout them video games, fellas?

I assumed the needle I got from completing millicents quest is the cure, considering it can ward off outer gods, albeit it's a one time use. Assuming you don't waste it on the frenzy God, I'm guessing you could cure all scarlet rot with it somehow by warding off the rot God, whoever that may be. I wish they were more explicit with millicents quest, what her clone sisters were all about, what the deal with making Gods through empyreans is all about, it's like a stepped up version of Great Ones seeking children. Wish they'd given us more time with Millicent so we could've understood all that shit with her bc it would've probably been the best and most natural opportunity for explaining the outer God stuff. Also bc she'd be the best waifu probably.

>axe wound
why?

faggot

At least several if not all of your points are untrue. But that's to be expect from a man who's obsessed with other men.

Im running out of slang terms for vagina. I already said pussy, poon, and cooter. I'm running on four hours of sleep.

Ah, well in that case based
would you say it's a good thing in hindsight that the prostitute didn't finish you off?

You're jealous.

>But that's to be expect from a man who's obsessed with other men.
H-how did you know?

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Yeah, I'm 30, make more money, married, just bought a house, things I wouldn't have experienced had I hired a hooker with gumption.

Based. I have a fixation on eating a girls ass. I only ever got one girl to sit on my face and it was the best experience I've ever had.

Too bad it's low quality because of the gay 3mb limit.

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Facesitting is such an incredible phenomenon, and I'm glad I was born a human male, to experience it. It's a shame a lot of women don't want to do it.

It's all I'm interested in and it will never happen to me. I just want PRIMO pusy, feet and armpit related femdom one time in my life but it will never happen and I will never have another sexual experience in my life.

Fuck her rotted slimy cunt. Can't find her attractive after fighting her for 4 hours straight.

Have faith, if someone fucked you once, you can find someone else to fuck you again.

It was a virginity taking thing. Live in the middle of nowhere now. No friends. Will never happen again. Whatever. Sex sucked anyway.

Tall women best women

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>give yer boy 2 bottles of your cheapest wine, my niggarundayo

>malenia would rather bloom and cause caelid 2.0 right under her shota brothers tree than lose to some random that walked in
does her retardation know no bounds?

literally a fridge