It’s cringe. Amend the dialogue in this thread

UAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!! *pant pant*
fuck you.... *flips the player off as the camera quickly zooms in for a freeze frame of him smiling*

Making the mother of all Stars here, Tarnished. Can't fret over every demigod.

How do you from this...
> Peace grants men the illusion of life.
Shackled by falsehoods, they yearn for love, unaware of its grand illusion.
Until, the curse touches their flesh.
We are bound by this yoke.
As true as the Dark that churns within men.
To this...
>I fight as Hourah Loux, WARRIIIOR

Just have him say "warrior" normally, it's not that complicated.
Or "not as a lord but as a warrior" to drive down what the point is.

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i miss when people can just enjoy video games

give him a wwe style entrance theme song

Sorry user, this is the pervading mainstream culture now. Nobody is allowed to enjoy anything unironically on the internet anymore.

>*pulls off his mask
>"I am Nepheli Loux, warrior!"

>I've given thee curtesy enough. Now you face Horah Loux
>FIGHTY MAN

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Are you autistic? We love this.

O fists, become my blade once more.

>"I have shown thee enough courtesy..."
>turns around and squats
>"Serosh forgive me, but that pickled turtle neck meat is in ill agreement with my bowels!"
>blasts a nuclear air biscuit that sends the Tarnished flying back down the stairs as if they've been punched by the Dragon God
>You have died.

>People didn't think this was cool as shit
I literally kneeled despite it being an easy fight, I guess no one did the Nepheli Loux questline. Idiots.

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When he said 'WARRIOR' i immediately thought of this

youtu.be/36OHZ51o2qo

Best boy.
Best fight in the game including the pre-nerf Radahn.
Melanie can keep her STD ridden pussy.

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>TAAAAAAAAAARNIIIIIHSED
>YOU WILL NOT KILL MY EX-WIFE'S NEW HUSBAND

is there a mod for his crown without the stupid wig yet?

people disliked this? I fucking loved it

Radagon relies entirely on music while chad morgott still has a great theme and it doesnt even start until the cinematic is over

Also while the warrior shit is funny, godfrey has great dialogue before the first phase. And where is rykard

All the badland warriors shout their name and "warrior" before a fight. Not only does nepheli do it too but there is a badlands axe in stormveil the description of which confirms everyone does it

You want flowery dialogue, talk to Ranni you fucking fruit.

HOARAH LOUX
WARIOR FORM
ACTIVATED
*does a silly habd movement as the cutscene ends*

What the fuck is this, half these lines aren't even fucking said during the opening of the fights.

It's not cringe, just his name is cringe.
We need something better than "Whore-ah" as his first name.

What are you, 12?

>NOW I FIGHT AS BIG BIG MAN
>I'M STRONGER THAN YOU AND YOU WILL LOSE
>PREPARE TO DIE EDITION, TARNISHED!!!

NOW I FIGHT AS WHORE A LOO

W A R R I O R

I just forgot who the fuck he was by the time I got to him

>Tarnished Warrior...
>You have fought long and hard to arrive here today...
>I ask that you recall back to your humble beginnings. It is through these moments of reflection and introspection that define who we are today.
>Tarnished... do you remember...
>The opening cutscene?
>Do you remember that image of the guy with the lion on his back?
>It was me, tarnished.
>*a black and white version of the first cutscene plays: "HOARAH LOUX, CHIEFTAIN OF THE BADLANDS"*
>Tarnished Warrior, much like you, I am Hoarah Loux
>WARRRRIORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Say the lines thanking Serosh, then nothing else. Would have been so much more hype.

The visual change, change in fighting style, and change of name by the health bar is all plenty to get the point across.

>Godfrey sprints out of the area, running across the fields all the way to the academy grand library
>He respecs at Renalla
>He runs all the way back to you
>NOW I'M A WARRIOR!

>Zanzibart's Dudu....
>...SHALL NEVER BE YOURS!!!

...

This fight alone justifies all the Zanzibart jokes

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>put in gideon's instantly forgettable quote
>no mohg
Fuck your shitty poll

It really is like that

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Maybe because one is a lifelong autist library-scholar who turned himself into a grotesque tree tumour, and the other is a fucking barbarian that literally has to use a lion of all things just to calm himself down.

To be fair Nepheli'd questline is unnecessarily convoluted and chance-based to complete.

scenes women will never understand

it was good cringe.

>Hoarah loux-who, from who-ville

>cringe
buncha low-t faggots, why don't you dress up in your programmer socks and erp post with anons over in the taihou thread holy shit. Not a drop of masculinity in you.

sometimes manliness supersedes post ironic jaded cynicism.

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Holy based

This game is trying way too hard to force memes.

Thou didst me good service, Myrmidon....
Now I fight as ZANZIBART
W A R R I O R

HOARAH LOUX, CHIEFTAIN OF THE BADLANDS

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>i am no longer the first elden lord ... now i fight as RANDOM DUDE FROM THE INTRO 90 hours ago!!! remember me? n-no? okay ...

>all those words to justify the "turn 360° and walk away ending"
Aldia is such a sperg

when he was revealed in the opening cutscene and it was obvious he was godfrey i assumed he'd be an important NPC you eventually fight
i'd just flip it around, have him run around as horah loux doing typical tarnished shit with you then have him double battle you with his lion bro before fusing for the second phase

>I've given thy tax policy courtesy enough

Simple, after he loses 50% life as Godfrey, he just goes into rage mode
No fucking dialogue, he just gets fucking angry and rips the lion off him and transforms
You only know he's Hoarah Loux from the change in name on the health bar, and now you're fighting an animalistic warrior to the death

>I am user! I completely IGNORED THE CONTENT OF THE GAME! Including Nepheli LOUX!

annoying af fight