If you used a condom, you didn't have sex

Just wait until you get hit 6th grade and get a sex ed class, kiddo, you're in for a surprise

imagine still using condoms when male birth control is a thing now

Isn't that just entering trials?

Better than catching whatever yo mama has

yea bro just fuck up your hormones so you dont knock up some whore

>Non-hormonal pill
Thanks for your input on shit you know nothing about

yes, and they are horrible.
like trying to have sex with a garbage bag.

Just pull out, chud.

Have fuck fucking rubber for the rest of your life unless you want to dice roll a woman not screwing you over

Who am I kidding, you'll never touch a pussy

I recently had sex for the first time and I was WILDLY disappointed at how little I felt with a condom on. I'm going to try for a bj next time. Being accepted by a girl was great and life affirming though.

Wait, when did you fuck my ex?

>like trying to have sex with a garbage bag.
Based knower

you must be 18 to use this site

Don't make the same mistake your parents did

Really? I exclusively only fuck hookers. You sure thats a good idea?

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you gonna pretend people use those?

>According to Georg, YCT529 will begin testing in human clinical trials in the third or fourth quarter of 2022.
This shit won't be on the market for a decade

why does birth control exist? is there some reason why people aren't able to just not have sex all the time?

Yeah, because unlike you those people can actually get laid and know it feels good so they do

I got to put it in, that's good enough for me.

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>he uses summons
Didn't beat it, asshole

protip, women can't tell if you have on or not. Just take it off and get herpes aids.

Don't confuse your non-consensual celibacy for something other people desire

>non-consensual
If I wanted to have sex I could just go out and rape someone

Sure you could big guy

I poke little holes in my rubbers :3

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FUCK

I don't want to use one but I also am terrified of getting a girl pregnant. I've never had sex though t. 26 yo khv

With that logic if I used a condom while rubbing myself, I didn't masturbate?

I haven't had a sex with any dirty whores I randomly picked up, then... actually, I did with some.

condoms are gay, they out shit in it to shrink your dick

Based.

This is why this website is the shit that it is
It should be required to post proof of age before posting

if you browse Yea Forumsirgins you didnt have sex

Tou retard. You mongrel. You fucking stupid nigger brain. Why are you so small brained? Are you retarded??? Fucking retard. Kill yourself you pea sized nigger brain. You should have been aborted, mongoloid.

im not taking the condom off until im married

4channelers be like yeah dude women use condoms I took sex ed 5 times I know what im taking about

I haven't had unprotected sex in such a long time I don't even know what it feels like anymore. Condoms just feel terrible.

Female condoms exist. They're just fucking terrible and the majority of women don't use them because they're even less enjoyable than male condoms and take way more effort than just putting a condom on a dick because they have to shove the fucking thing up in there.

I gave a girl her first orgasm from sex the first time i officially cummed in a girl.
100% true.

>officially cummed in a girl
so who was officiating it to make it official exactly

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Not them, but they're not widely sold and even less commonly used, so pretending like it should be common knowledge is just making you look like a dweeb

>I gave a girl her first orgasm
Lapr harder

>Fuck a latex tube
>Act surprised this feels no better than a fleshlight

She tells that to everyone.

i believe this user

I didn't know there were this many sexhavers on Yea Forums

I always pulled out.
So one time i didn't and went full ape mode and just blew in there raw dogg.
She had her first orgasm from sex and i officially inseminated a female.

I was 10 feet tall for a week.

Normie takeover has influenced many sites

holy shit /!\ underage alert /!\
whee whoo whee whoo

THE ZOGBOTS ARE BACK IN TOWN
(THE ZOGBOTS ARE BACK IN TOWN)

what did his bussy taste like

>Get regular size condoms
>They all tear extremely easy
>insanely tight to the point of pain
>Spent my late teens not knowing about XL condoms
not vidya by the way

If you used magic you didn't beat Elden Ring?

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Are you cut?
If yes, It won't be better.

I lasted 4 hours on my first time, but not because I have great stamina, but because something is terribly wrong with my dick and I require extreme stimulation. And no, I did not shred my dick to pieces by fapping a hundred times daily, I think my body just wants me to never enjoy anything.

Your post is 13 year old "I'm so drunk" over xbox live tier

kek

Sure thing hunny

>If yes, It won't be better.
You're an idiot

*rapes you*

Horrendously wrong

remember foreplay with a hot girls is better then sex with a ulgy girl,butterfaces are inbetween.

>dog is international symbol for americans
>dog is half white and half brown
>dog wears chinese clothing
>poster is clearly american by the sentence structure
congrats user, you now have the record for being the most american post ever made.
>t. mutt

My girlfriend refused to have sex without two rubbers (she also had a bad reaction to hormonal birth control, so that wasn't an option). I couldn't feel shit. Jacking off felt way better.

it's funny, because there are people out there who say this unironically

Ok.
No lies, just truth.

Who here has fucked a melon or cantaloupe?
I have and it was underwhelming.....

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Cumming inside a vagina is literally the best feeling ever

Just pull out and don't have sex when she's ovulating. EZ

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Honestly thought about it but bailed at the last minute because I didn't want to make a mess.

>catholic bishop
>puss

So you don't learn about this in highschool?
What shit hole do you live in?

fun fact:
catholic priests are 10x less likely to commit pederasty compared to the average man

Basically this. Bj during ovulation. Bunch of virgins in this thread.

get a really thin condom, japan has a 0,01mm condom, extremely good and very close to the real feel