how the fuck do you find a girlfriend
I'm almost 30 and still a virgin
How the fuck do you find a girlfriend
Easton Cook
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Jason Gonzalez
>Almost 30
>Not sticking it out to the end for sweet wizard powers
Hunter Carter
literally only time i got laid it was tinder
if you are not in social groups then its pretty much your only chance
also dont expect much, women are rotten
Ian Ramirez
>horsefucker
the problem is staring you in the face and you choose to indulge it
Jonathan Nguyen
If you have a big cock just talk to women on tinder until one is it into it and is down to fuck
Gabriel Anderson
friendzones a good place to start don't listen to the retards out there, the person your with needs to be your very best friend, the person you can listen to all day and not get tired of it, the person who you can look at and feel like you're at home
i met my mrs at college and just talked to her out of boredom and we became best mates and i enjoyed just that until it turned into something better, you will know if its a good fit or not just dont be her friend to get in them panties be it to be it and enjoy the before part
Eli Johnson
This only if you actually enjoy being with them and talking to them.
Adam Cox
lift weights
find a hobby youre passionate about
then hit the bars by yourself and catch the local slampig
Daniel Garcia
Queen Chrysalis is best pony.
Jaxon Adams
Just fuck fat east german women
Liam Morgan
If females don't come to you, you come to females.
Elijah Baker
No, user, you come in them.
Leo Cox
I want to marry Rarity.
Jacob Jenkins
>pony
Andrew Young
Based Ausfag
Evan Ramirez
I don't want a girlfriend. I want a special somepony
Gavin Moore
Just go on tinder and find a desperate girl to lose your virginity to. I'm 31 and I'll probably die alone, but at least I have had girlfriends and have had sex and have lost interest in it. If I hadn't fucked at least once in my life by now, I'd probably be an insane person or have killed myself.
Jason Hill
>lee incoming
Xavier Adams
This is a weird ass night, first yukkuri posting and now mlp is being posted on Yea Forums... are we back???
Ethan White
>user shit
Wyatt Hall
Caleb Lopez
This. The only thing worse is the tranny oc user filly.
Jordan Lewis
Statistically speaking you mrs is very highly likely to cheat on you. That's why they say don't date your friends. It's a completely different type of relationship dynamic.
Ryan Nguyen
I'm 24 years old and have never even kissed a girl
Gavin Adams
same
Nolan Hughes
If you made it to 30 a virgin user then just either remain a wizard or fuck hookers. If you are asking Yea Forums how to get laid, it’s probably already too late.
>t. 22 year old virgin
Parker White
user, how the fuck do you expect to find someone you love without getting to know them and treating them as a "friend" first? A GIRL FRIEND?
like nigga, do you just marry the first bitch you meet that doesn't run away?
Jonathan Adams
dont get into it for sex or you'll come out even more disappointed
alternatively make a tulpa and fuck your pony woman in your mental wonderland
Carson Hall
Rarity is a fucking top tier pony.
Luis Harris
Statistically speaking, you're probably a faggot.
Jose Peterson
>Things you can say about your special somepony that you can't say about real girls
Juan Murphy
I turn 23 in three days and am in the same boat.
Alexander Anderson
You are real and I love you.
Kayden Wright
And you are cucked on tinder too. 80%male 20%female means very picky women.
Joseph Davis
27 and same. Although I like guys more but same there.
Oliver Mitchell
You start with romantic interest right off the bat and it either progresses to marriage or doesn't. Nobody starts off being friends. That only leads to a "friends with benefits" situation. It will only ever be a "friends with benefits" situation. She'll cheat and not think much of it because you cultivated the relationship wrong.
Zachary Russell
This literally never happens nigga
If you don't want her to cheat just stalk her anyways
Wyatt Cooper
>This literally never happens nigga
Are you seriously arguing that nobody ever just goes up to a woman they barely know and says "Want to go on a date?" Dude, it happens all the fucking time. Much more often than someone starts dating a friend.
Benjamin Cook
Same, I tried tinder but the girls there were so boring. I tried to talk about things but they never responded, just sat there. I wish ponies were real.
William Anderson
I don't think people actually kiss eachother.
Jayden Diaz
> Thinks in relationships people start as friends
Did you ever touch a woman?
> This literally never happens nigga
It actually does and usually once you reach the "friends with benefits" status shit can get akward really quick. In a relationship usually things start slow and if everything clicks right the rest of it goes fast. You are not "friends" you are people going on a date, if she likes you then it goes to that if she doesn't then though luck buddy
Dominic Diaz
Also i am not the guy above you argued up until now
Justin Taylor
Don't do it, I had sex at 18 and my life has been a downward spiral since. Now I'm 30 and have been on Yea Forums for 13 years.
William Russell
You are perfect.
Asher Hill
>since 2009
>MLP FiM has been out since late 2010
When did everything go so wrong?
Landon Jones
Cuz every female on tinder is a slut just there to suck dick. They don’t have a personality user, nor do they bother to try kek what are you doing
Dominic Reed
Fluttershy fucks old men.
Juan Barnes
Should we start at the beginning?
Ryder Butler
I want love not shallow sex.
Brody Adams
Cold approach women who are sitting down. Thats what I do.
Benjamin Anderson
Ahh yes typical virgin ideology. Love doesn’t exist retard and you were socially raised to believe otherwise. Imagine going on tinder full of garbage people thinking about “love” LOL
Eli Harris
Love is just a friend who is the opposite sex of you and you share a bed. Love is real cause friendship is real.
Carter Howard
When Twilight got wings.
Anthony Nguyen
>Love doesn’t exist retard and you were socially raised to believe otherwise.
Love doesn't exist for you you mean
Carter Bennett
It could have been done tastefully. But they uh...shat the bed. Pretty hard. Had to bank on waifuable designs and coasting off Q from Star Trek past Season 3. Should have NEVER redeemed Discord. Listening to Fanfiction Writers is always a HORRIBLE idea.
Juan Ward
All cheaters are greedy, power hungry, and selfish. Thats why they get angry when someone revenge cheats because in the cheaters mind only they can have multiple partners and no one else can.
Mason Anderson
Dating websites.
Took me about 2 years to land a single date, but we are married and have a kid now
Benjamin Diaz
Don't worry about the mods, they've been...dealt with.
Asher Hill
settle for gay! ^_^
Leo Foster
Probably just asleep.
Brayden Butler
Yeah right, that’s why every side both male and female cheats on each other regularly and always has throughout history, cuz love exists. You virgins have no fucking idea how it really is
Nathaniel Thomas
Almost impossible unless you lower your standards to the floor.
I've given up after tasting what could have been the best relationship I'd ever have. If you just want to have sex, it's easy. If you want a meaningful and satisfying relationship, it's over.
Camden Bailey
god i want to yiff him so bad
Jayden Richardson
In a way
David Sanders
the cheeseman leaf must be sleeping
Grayson Gray
GOD YES PLEASE
Brandon Parker
Jannies the mods are down I repeat the mods are down. You stupid fucking tranny jannies had one job I repeat you stupid fucking tranny jannies had one job. Dilate jannies. Over.
Eli Edwards
>pony thread
>no lee
>no mods
>been up for over an hour
I don't know what's going on but I like it
Ian Bennett
*Nuzzles you*
Kayden Hughes
Damnit cant you just let us pony in peace?
Probably.
Connor Nguyen
>dress whore
user do better.
Nicholas Davis
>humans are mean
Not an argument.
Landon Reyes
posting in a nice bread
Oliver Russell
fuck off retard
Andrew Clark
GR15 must be rebranded from ponies to facebook frogs and wojaks. These are the things worth of total global ban.
Aiden Jenkins
What the hell is going on in here?
Owen Morales
Turning your back on cultural norms is how we got the so i jak problem in the first place. Fuck off. People like Pepe and liked feelsguy.
Wyatt Russell
???
Logan Rodriguez
Uh i want all furries or furfaggots to leave this board it is for normal anons only if you don’t i will make furfags yiff in hell again
Hudson Perry
Yeah, when they were Pepe and Feels Guy respectively. Nowadays they are Facebook Frog and Wojak.
John Ross
>bad people exist so love don't real, you're all virgins!
Dylan Garcia
Did the Lee discord get dispanded or something?
Asher Cruz
I miss the Heresy meme. It was fun.
Kevin Diaz
Specifically when she's pretending to be Cadence.
John Howard
Fuck you, it's gone. The pony magic is gone and it will never come back FUCK YOU.
Owen Gutierrez
We had one of them a few nights ago which almost hit 300 posts.
Most user were reminiscing about the Good Old Days™, or just talking shop about the franchise in general (best waifu, various fangames, some G5 chatter, etc).
Practically everyone was ignoring the cheese spam, and having a good time. Pretty damn comfy, honestly.
Christian Torres
Make us
Camden Anderson
Yall niggas play snow board kids?
Kevin White
You think she fucked him while larping as his girlfriend?
Michael Perez
it will always exist in your heart, user
Jack Smith
Please don't say n*gga it is a racist slur against African-Americans.
Luke Reed
That's what her initial goal was. Anything else is just a cover up she used to convince herself.
Daniel Rodriguez
Best pony is actually the night mare
Matthew Parker
Joseph Rodriguez
Statistically speaking you're more likely to die in a car crash than an airplane crash yet you probably still get behind the wheel, or you trust someone to drive you somewhere without thinking of this fact.
Easton Cooper
>yellow shy
>fashion horse junior
>yellow shy but grey
Who's the forth one?
Isaac Miller
William Sullivan
*licks your ear tenderly*
Michael Baker
>I'm almost 30 and still a virgin
ngmi
Ethan Smith
Of course. He wouldn't pass it up. Even if he knew it was a fake he could just pretend.
Nathan Nelson
Today I'll remind them.
youtube.com
Andrew Reed
Vapor Trail, her voice is adorable
Kevin Sullivan
My nigga. I liked Luna a lot though. My heart was doubled.
Jayden Morris
Based.
Jordan Sanders
Man shut the fuck you dusty ass furry nigga.
Colton Bennett
Oh right, I remember that episode now. What a shitshow the series were after 4th season.
Evan Sanders
should be fox and falco desu
Dominic James
True, but it had its moments. Nothing beats the old stuff though.
Hudson Lee
you wouldn't say the n word to a black person on the street, you shouldn't be saying it from behind a screen in your mother's basement.
Dylan Nguyen