This retard didn't know anything

>LORD GIDEON OFNIR THE....*cums his pants* ALLLL-KNOWING!!!

Darn

can i get a soijak edit please

if marika picked and chose who she gave grace back to she would have ended up with only shitters, and completely missed us. Her strategy was to just throw everything at the wall and see what stuck

shit's so fucked they are scraping the bottom of the barrel and asking necrophiliac whores and shit eaters for their help

its his spies eyes and ears so he can seee what they seen or heard its like medieval mailing system but little more brutal

because he knows all

kek

*squirts cum across the room* OOOH~ ARISE YE TARNISHED

He tries to fight you head on instead of tricking you into drinking seluvis potion, ir misleading you into some place where you get imprisoned after you clear the way for him
What kind of idiot does that?

For the free ear surgeries

soul

What the fuck were they thinking with that intro voiceover. It's such a dogshit performance

I didn't appreciate the slideshow of concept art either, I expected a cinematic intro like the other games.

tarnished have always been jobbers
Rykard and Morgott are sitting a mountain of tarnished corpses

99 insight

He genuinely was helping you at that point. Hearing of Marikas real plan and learning why the elden ring was shattered in the first place made him sperg out. He just couldnt accept it

What I don't understand is why they released that CG intro narrated by Ranni a couple months before the game came out and then didn't have that as the intro of the game.

holy fucking normie
>reee i need muh marvel tier cinematic to entertain me and explain everything to me ree

The voice acting in this game is hilarious bad. Rykard, Mohg, Malenia. People only pretend to like them ironically. The only genuinely good performance was Godrick and Godfrey (not when he turns into Horah Loux though, that's some cringe shit).

seems like they didn't finish the original intro so they had to slap something together at the last minute
they've shown some pretty cool clips of cutscenes in the past that aren't even in the game so I assume that's what they're from

>to entertain me and explain everything to me ree
how about I prefer quality and effort over laziness

yes that's right if i didn't like that retarded slideshow with the retard clipping the microphone then i must like marvel you stupid cunt. i hope your cock falls off.

his ending is DLC

Because that trailer doesn't make any sense anymore.
The game's plot went through a massive rewrite after From did the usual finished asset scramble when their over ambition blew up in their face, and they needed to get a product out the door or papa Bamco will be pissed.

That’s the point, that’s basically said when you read the description of his helmet. Fucker had an entire village massacred to find one half of a key just for it to be willingly given to the player just because we weren’t as much of a psychopath.

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I thought it was pretty kino when the narrator sounded like he was creaming his pants when he started listing off the Tarnished.

Only with hindsight do we now know that they weren't as story relevant as we thought they'd be. But the intro was pretty solid.

TV said it fights covid

TOGETHA

He knew enough to recruit one of these crazy fucks to help him wipe out the Jew allegory village.

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imagine being this much of a tastelet

holy fucking low IQ fanboy
>reeeee dont say bad thing even if you're right

I simply do not know this feel, I thought it was great, yes different, yes ds2 intro is still astounding in comparison with the live action.

>Jew allegory village.
Pretty sure albinaurics aren't the jew allegory.

Marvel? it's more of a 'Fellowship of the Ring' thing. the Elden Ring intro is the most forgettable piece of shit i've seen in years.

if ofnir only had normal boss posture rules, he would actually be difficult, but no give him just player stun with infinate fp to cast slow spells

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>forgettable
>still shitting and farting about it over a month after release
seems the VA did his job, the intro is living rent free in your head

I like how you can oneshot him with one of the madness spells.

it only came to my mind now that you were sperging out about it

yes, is genocide time.

He knows things. He understands the demi-gods, he knows their stories and he transmits the information to you. In fact, it would have been interesting to take full advantage of this characteristic of the character and transform him into a little encyclopedia through the interface and give you the information you want at the moment you want it, in order to move ER away from the hermetic transmission model and help the new audience to engage with the world and with the story.

I always liked him, although of course there are behaviors of his that I don't approve of at all.

Great voice performance.

They should've just slapped the story trailer in the intro, to be honest.

>Godwyn's death and the black knife
>Radagn vs Malenia
>Ranni being a manipulatuve cunt
>Us being a tool for these freaks
It is the same.

THE ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!

>They were all destined to meet the chosen tarnish to influence him to become the Elden Lord.
they fucked up then
three fingers for me, fuck those two fingered niggers

yeah that part always cracks me up. I remember yelling "calm down!" at my screen when I got to it.

he didnt know he was bouta get his ass beat lol

>Fucker had an entire village massacred to find one half of a key just for it to be willingly given to the player just because we weren’t as much of a psychopath.
wat

he didn't seem to know i was about to cave his skull in with my club

>hmm a guy calling himself Margit the Fell Omen who looks and acts exactly like Morgott the Omen King, and uses the same light energy weapons
>nope no clue who it could be
he was a retard

It's a callback to Demon's Souls i imagine.

Marika tried having the demigods fix shit first but they fucked around and did nothing so she decided to throw the tarnished a bone since Plan A accomplished jack shit.