I beat the game

I beat the game.

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>not playing with your monitor off
No, you didn't.

Holy based.

what does this expression convey

Jesus Christ, who the fuck was behind this item description and imagery?

serene tenderness, it says right there idiot

Best item.

So she gave birth to omens?

you get this from Rya's quest so its probably her mother

Female coomer

No you didn't.

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>at least its over

Any hidden attributes/effects to using this?

The pleasure of being(snake) cummed inside

it functions like the maggots/egg sac in DS1. collect 100,000 souls while wearing it and it upgrades.

useless item as you already get one shotted by pretty much everything.

you're a woman right

Slaanesh approves.

u-upgrades to what?

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So basically any enemies you can think of, she not only banged them but got knocked up by them.
>Omens
>Magma worms
>Giant evil trees
>Mausoleums
>Rolly goats
Everything

Woe

Not him but this is some amateur "alakhazam has an IQ of over 5000" type of flavor text

The pleasure of being flayed alive.

based desu

basically kick-started the cross-species crossbreeding "research" that the volcanic mansion people instrumentalized later for their own motivations.

OFFICIAL BEATING THE GAME CHECKLIST. IF YOU DID NOT DO ALL OF THESE THINGS YOU DID NOT BEAT ELDEN RING
1. kill all non-respawning enemies in the game
2. never summon another player
3. never use a spirit ash (even to test what it does in an open area)
4. never looked up any information online
5. must be your first playthrough
6. do not level up
7. do not use equipment or armor (you have until your first fight to unequip your items when you start the game before your run is invalidated). Also means no magic since you can't hold a staff or seal
8. must never die. dying lets you get info on the boss so it's the same as looking up a guide online
9. must play on lowest resolution and frame rate so you don't get extra information

Please understand if you did not do these MINIMUM requirements you did not beat elden ring.

/d/aedica

if you pressed the jump button you didn't beat the game

its hidden feature is that it makes bleed proc instantly in pvp, go try it out

STOP FUCKING DOING THIS

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Is it possible to beat Elden Ring without jumping actually? I think you could probably do it by using weapon arts that involve a little jump to get past the few mandatory jumps which I assume are in the game.
ymfah video when?

If you didn't also equip three elemental scorpion charms along with this while using a strictly-physical damaging weapon, you didn't really beat the game.

>I have supremely fucked up

don't forget your twinsage crown

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Actual mage gameplay

no

viglets; when well they ever learn?

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>unironically played the entire game with that talisman that increases stats and damage taken, plus Fia DEBUFF, and only 14VIG up until the Godslayer Duo
And still shit wasn't that hard. Can't believe faggots actually need summons to kill bosses.

>play as a mage
>charge the enemy head on
>leave the tank behind
What the fuck was his problem?

Literally Miyazaki himself.

>Fia DEBUFF
noooo way you played the game with only 99% of your health? what the fuck? wooooow.

You gonna do NG+

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Lizard wife hitting a fat woe

Best mage build I've seen all day

OH MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD
MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD

>mausoleums
kek

Head worm.

NG+ has no point. Hackazaki forgot to put SOUL in the game.

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If you set your flip queue to 1, disabled vsync, increased the polling rate of your controller, turned the shadercache and SMT options off in your GPU drivers, and increased your timer resolution, you did not beat the game

Yup. Woman. Called it.

you should try talking to your father sometime, possibly lose the weight?

Aside from achievements probably

ow

you beat the game when i say so

Miyazaki no please I have a tomboy gf on discord that talks to me

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all those INT points, only to behave like the dumbest motherfucker in the land

>9 legendary weapons
>6 of them are swords

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>discord
she a dude bro

Ask /d/

>Summoning torrent
What a casual