I beat the game.
I beat the game
>not playing with your monitor off
No, you didn't.
Holy based.
what does this expression convey
Jesus Christ, who the fuck was behind this item description and imagery?
serene tenderness, it says right there idiot
Best item.
So she gave birth to omens?
you get this from Rya's quest so its probably her mother
Female coomer
No you didn't.
>at least its over
Any hidden attributes/effects to using this?
The pleasure of being(snake) cummed inside
it functions like the maggots/egg sac in DS1. collect 100,000 souls while wearing it and it upgrades.
useless item as you already get one shotted by pretty much everything.
you're a woman right
Slaanesh approves.
u-upgrades to what?
So basically any enemies you can think of, she not only banged them but got knocked up by them.
>Omens
>Magma worms
>Giant evil trees
>Mausoleums
>Rolly goats
Everything
Woe
Not him but this is some amateur "alakhazam has an IQ of over 5000" type of flavor text
The pleasure of being flayed alive.
based desu
basically kick-started the cross-species crossbreeding "research" that the volcanic mansion people instrumentalized later for their own motivations.
OFFICIAL BEATING THE GAME CHECKLIST. IF YOU DID NOT DO ALL OF THESE THINGS YOU DID NOT BEAT ELDEN RING
1. kill all non-respawning enemies in the game
2. never summon another player
3. never use a spirit ash (even to test what it does in an open area)
4. never looked up any information online
5. must be your first playthrough
6. do not level up
7. do not use equipment or armor (you have until your first fight to unequip your items when you start the game before your run is invalidated). Also means no magic since you can't hold a staff or seal
8. must never die. dying lets you get info on the boss so it's the same as looking up a guide online
9. must play on lowest resolution and frame rate so you don't get extra information
Please understand if you did not do these MINIMUM requirements you did not beat elden ring.
/d/aedica
if you pressed the jump button you didn't beat the game
its hidden feature is that it makes bleed proc instantly in pvp, go try it out
STOP FUCKING DOING THIS
Is it possible to beat Elden Ring without jumping actually? I think you could probably do it by using weapon arts that involve a little jump to get past the few mandatory jumps which I assume are in the game.
ymfah video when?
If you didn't also equip three elemental scorpion charms along with this while using a strictly-physical damaging weapon, you didn't really beat the game.
>I have supremely fucked up
don't forget your twinsage crown
Actual mage gameplay
no
viglets; when well they ever learn?
>unironically played the entire game with that talisman that increases stats and damage taken, plus Fia DEBUFF, and only 14VIG up until the Godslayer Duo
And still shit wasn't that hard. Can't believe faggots actually need summons to kill bosses.
>play as a mage
>charge the enemy head on
>leave the tank behind
What the fuck was his problem?
Literally Miyazaki himself.
>Fia DEBUFF
noooo way you played the game with only 99% of your health? what the fuck? wooooow.
You gonna do NG+
Lizard wife hitting a fat woe
Best mage build I've seen all day
OH MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD
MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD
>mausoleums
kek
Head worm.
NG+ has no point. Hackazaki forgot to put SOUL in the game.
If you set your flip queue to 1, disabled vsync, increased the polling rate of your controller, turned the shadercache and SMT options off in your GPU drivers, and increased your timer resolution, you did not beat the game
Yup. Woman. Called it.
you should try talking to your father sometime, possibly lose the weight?
Aside from achievements probably
ow
you beat the game when i say so
Miyazaki no please I have a tomboy gf on discord that talks to me
all those INT points, only to behave like the dumbest motherfucker in the land
>9 legendary weapons
>6 of them are swords
>discord
she a dude bro
Ask /d/
>Summoning torrent
What a casual