Thank you 343! This is exactly what I needed to relieve my disappointment in Halo Infinite!

this made some semse for the elder scrolls
for halo this makes no tucking sense

Gamer food

I’ve never seen food in a halo game

Just looks like average pub food. This is so gay. Why do they keep making halo shit when the game itself is shit? Got a whole God damn tv series right now and more people worked to write it than there are people playing infinite.

would make sense if it was all about constructing a feeding nipple

Does Master Chief even need to eat?

That hamburger still looked pretty fucking raw when she got it out of the oven.

Do white people really?

Americans are fucking disgusting

Reach had Moa Burgers

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Which of course they also capitalized on

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WHO HAS THIS KIND OF FUCKING TIME

You could put literally any logo in the middle, like martha stewart, and no one could tell the difference.

At least Fallout tried with theirs

Look Warwick Davis is really fucking hungry man

>"Cortana, I need a double big mac™"

cute!

WHY IS EVERYONE MAKING COOKBOOKS FOR THEIR GAMES? AND WHAT THE FUCK DOES HALO EVEN HAVE FOR FOOD?

moa burgers
grunt food nipple
Jackals canonically eat other races, their food pits have dismembered grunts, humans and even Brutes in them.

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conSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM LE COOOMKBOOMK
I'm surprised there isn't bug burger recipes or some shit

cooking tiktok is a joke, i worry for anyone that takes it seriously, but the entire platform is like those 5 minute lifehack channels. it's full of dumb shit like "did you know you can cook raw chicken in your dishwasher"

games are brands now, you have to make anything you can slap your brand's stupid fucking name on.

It's not food inspired by the games, it's food for the supposed dudebro faggots who play the games but have since moved on to COD or more likely golfing and alcoholism.

Gross. I can never tell if jackals are supposed to be sensible aliens that you can have a conversation with or complete instinct controlled psychopaths.

I could probably jerk off to her squeezing the beef tube if i really wanted to

they wrote the fallout one so it's probably gonna be a good book at least. plus if you didn't know you can't copyright a recipe so you can literally just post them online.

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You must consume the entire meal in one and a half hours for $5,000
Do you do it?

You can keep the 5000 I just want the trip from Davis.

Says it's only eight ounces. I can deal with a pound of macaroni and beef in an hour and a half, sure. Only thing that's kind of worrying is the potassium, but Google says 3800mg daily is lethal, and judging by it serving three men I'd guess it's like, 3000mg total, so I'll be fine.

The Fromdrone Snoy needed to make something, I guess.

Wait.....the people who made the Halo series fucked something up?

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No wonder skirmishers are racist

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I legitimately cannot imagine how something like this gets made. I can't imagine how someone would propose it and someone signing off to it. Three people: author, manager, manager's boss and not one of them killed the idea. I can't fucking imagine how many copies they expect to sell to break even. The print, the distribution, the salaries involved.

I understand that the author makes a living writing shitbag video game cookbooks like this but we're talking about Halo here. A game where there's no food, I don't recall ever seeing an MRE in the game.

Just imagine releasing a book where Sonic instructs people on the basics of car maintenance and repair.

I used to be an administrator at a prison and they would combine food like this and give it to prisoners who had a tendency to throw their food at people.

They would basically take the entire meal and basically mash it together in like a bread time loaf and give it to them to eat. I was curious what it tasted like but left that job to do something else.

>he doesn't remember the moa burger advertisements in reach
>or the chinese food in the trash debris in halo 3 maps like foundry
yikes!

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No, I really mean it when I say I cannot imagine anybody who is a Halo fan who is so fucking retarded that they would buy this.

Now that I think about it a bit more this must be an ignorant grandparent gift product. They hear their grandkids like Halo and buy them this book. That makes sense but I can't imagine a person who actually plays Halo buying this fucking thing.

Rubes will always buy shit if their favorite logo is on it.

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What's the chef's special?

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Yea I never got shit like this. It was a cute idea when WoW did it because of all the food items that are in game, but other games copying the idea with literally nothing is just retarded.

Is there any food in the Halo tv show?

The last image you posted was better

I don't remember any food references in Halo. Maybe you go through a mess hall or cafeteria at some point?

it's the same impetus behind "manly" soap and other products like it. men don't buy it but wives and girlfriends buy it for their SOs thinking they're being clever. same deal with this.

what surprise...

why do cookbooks still exist

Men are the only cooks worth a damn anymore so a cookbook is a perfectly good gift. It's just that a Halo cookbook is ludicrous.

I tried following some of these and the meals came out quite unfinished

It's legitimately a dish concocted from combination of ingredients used to produce the above dish es(which is what the meatloaf dinner is) accompanied by a non-perishable other ingredient such as beans or pasta so:
- Shepherd's pie
- Chicken pot pie
- Kentucky hot brown
- Spag bol
- Chili/lasagna
- Taco salad/burritos
- Swedish meatballs

This wasnt in the original game.

I don't know what falls under "manly" hygiene products but when it comes to women buying that shit for men they choose something they want their man to smell like and don't make blind retarded branding decisions. Same goes for men, they don't buy random shit, they buy shit they want their woman to smell like.

If people are buying their spouses shit they don't find attractive on them because a celebrity told them to buy it, we've come to a fucking retarded place in the universe.