What is the highest skill check you've succeeded in real life?

one time i successfully faked appendicitis to get out of class. i went to the nurse's office and for some reason the tears just started flowing. i have never been able to fake cry before or since. that plus some blubbering about abdominal pain and before i knew it i was out of school

You guys can pass skill checks?

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I have never succeeded at anything in my life

convince myself when i was younger that Yea Forums was cool

getting into graduate school. though it isnt that great of an achievement since they dumbed down all the entry requirements. and are having record dropout rates because of it

>was an all state middle linebacker who won a state championship in highschool
>had a dozen full ride scholarship offers to d1 schools
>said fuck sports and just went to a nice 4 year
>dropped out 1st semester
>am now a neet loser who makes his money off of shitcoin
shit happens

To force myself from not look at a child.

Once, down by the pier with a friend, I threw a rock in a high arc in the air. It landed right on one of the posts and bounced off. Must have been 50 feet away.

"I bet you a million dollars you can't do that again," my friend said.

I picked up another rock and hucked it, and it soared pretty as you please then bounced right off the top of that very same post.

>Woah so our big Nazi revival plan is an orphan who is super scary because he is killing Middle Aged German couples and he is somehow going to parlay that into conquering the world
Unfathomably fucking retarded. Some anime fans have absolute brain rot because they defend shit like that or talk about FMA:B like it's some amazing show.

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>finished school top of my class
>live with my parents at age 30

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Are you me?

What's wrong with FMA?

I'm an architect and when I'm applying for a same-day building permit (as in you walk in with your drawings and forms and walk out with a permit) for small projects like interior home renovations, they'll only accept it if there's no changes that have to be made to comply with all the obscure codes and requirements. Otherwise you have to go back to the office, update the drawings, and try going in and waiting in line again later. I instead take a red pen with me and treat it like a quicktime event where I see if I can make all the adjustments on the fly and not have to leave. Works sometimes, then I feel like The Protagonist

It's heterosexual and therefore antithetical to OP
(Also like all japanese media it completely butchers Christianity but as zealous as I am I can let it slide because the show is really good)

But alas, user is still waiting for those million dollars.

One of my new vegas characters is based off of Johan, one person he'll never kill is Doc Mitchell though

Being around little girls makes me uncomfortable and paranoid.

It's true, but it's not like he had the money to begin with. I don't need a million dollars.

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I'm pretty sure I've prevented collisions 3 times when riding in the passenger seat
>1: day time going at full speed when my dad was distracted talking to me and the bridge was up with all the cars lined up waiting
>yelled at him and the brakes which needed service just managed to stop up right before the next car's bumper
>2: day time going down the highway with my mom and she was (again) distracted talking to me when two deer decided to bolt across the road
>3: going up long island express way at like 80mph at night in my friend's car when we're all mentally checked out
>practically no one else on the road when I see a white blob emerge from the veil of darkness
>it's a small mobile home hitched on a truck without the lights hooked up
As well, I am getting better at catching things before they fall around the house, but that might be from repeated failure

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i've personally prevented at least 20 accidents similar to you and while driving

FMA:B completely loses me when it introduces the Ching Chong characters. You're big bad guys aren't intimidating when a two foot Chinese girl is going toe to toe with them. The plot is very childish and silly. Just doesn't appeal to me an I don't understand the praise it gets at all.

>He hates Ling
>literally one of the best characters in the show

I actually plan to start reading Monster this week.

Last I read it was a couple years back, it was very enjoyable.

and the ending is not an adequate payoff for watching 70 fucking episodes. i enjoyed the show but with such a boring lame ending i can't even consider recommending you waste your time lol

Getting free money from the govt and earning more than wagies by doing nothing and ignoring the government when they want me to do shit.
I literally won at life.

read the manga instead. its what i did.

I got 63 episodes in over a year ago but ended up dropping it for some reason. Is it worth rewatching?

Holding back to kiss a girl when we both wanted.
I'm a virgin to this day.

It's retarded. The plot boils down to secret Nazi remnants in are propping up some orphan psycho boy, and he is apparently some how going to transition from random small murders into becoming the leader of the world and usher in the fourth Reich. Also some Japanese doctor in Germany who is wanted by the cops for murder is constantly running around in public with a big bag of medical supplies.

About 50/50 for me, but Charisma checks all the way, but it's far too much to list.
>Free games
>convincing people
>making people laugh.

The only downside is when you meet a mentally ill and/or jealous person. They'd be so obsessed over you might actually have a meltdown. So I keep mental tabs on their each and every action. It sounds fucking edgy, but there are people who think they can get away with shit but forget gyazo exists.

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over you, YOU might actually have a meltdown* But to add, they're mostly tryhards in every aspect of life, like the embodiment of that one video that describes what makes a shit comedian and a good one.

You literally could have made millions if you just stuck with sports. At the cost of CTE

It needed more fights based around chemistry but that requires reading textbooks so instead we just got mustang making hydrogen gas one time and greed's carbon armor

I once hit a car in the bumper and got away by doing some fake call saying were a was and what the car looked like and a brief description of the owner

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FMA is great. FMA:B is dogshit.

Regaining my sanity after writing an elder scroll

Ling and his gang are alright. It’s Xiao Mei with her tiny bear who is the problem

how

That whole franchise is just lame in some way I have a hard time putting my finger on, always has been

The ability to fast for 2 days and half without eating food. Or fasting 24 hours at a time all while working a labor job and on top of going to the gym. That's literally it. No cool set of skills no extra languages. Nothing.

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Explaining to my family and colleagues how paper money is worthless and no longer backed by gold.

Its backed by the US military

living in a socialist state where the average normie is too brainwashed to go against daddy government in any way and use their retarded tactics against them by offering lip service but never follow through
And the government has a hard on for using their people as tax generators that they make a whole institutions to try to bring people into the low wage sector to generate taxes by giving them unemployment money and threatening them to take it away if they don't do those jobs, while the existence of that institution conflicts with the constitution of the country and they can never actually take your money away.

You don't even have to be or pretend to be mentally ill, just say yes and never do anything.
I got more money saved up in 5 years than any wageslave working 24/7 and paying half of their earnings in taxes.
Only actual minor downside is that you're literally satan to normies and they will try to kill you.

>ctrl+f
>sex
>1 result not even about peepee in pagina

no i think your thinking of Code Geasse

I am getting monthly retirement paychecks.

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I don't know how bad it was but I enjoyed FMA a lot but couldn't get into fmab, 2 episodes in and I was just not caring

Cut from over 80kg to 60kg in 12 weeks with some pretty extreme fasting and strict on what I did eat. While only losing an almost insignificant amount of strength. I was the perfect amount of lean. Fuck I miss it.

Also got a gf, that's probably the one.

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>class voted me "most likely to succeed" because I was the smart kid and helped everyone with their schoolwork
>live with parents at 31

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I've yet to get covid
even last week when all my friends and everyone i live with got it
i didn't get it

Thank you finally someone with taste