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MALENIASISTERS, what the FUCK is this?
always makes me laugh to watch manlets look up to a character wishing they were them
reminder that one of these two people survived this encounter.
The other one is worse than dead and has to be put down like a rabid dog.
One person won. One person lost.
Accept the truth.
So Radahn just took his horse everywhere, even indoors? Considering he has no feet. Also, Malenia won.
radahn won
>i have never known defeat
what exactly was meant by this statement
Yeah Melenia getting pozzed by her own rot and having to put her down was sad.
this was pre-fight
SHE FUCKING WON BROS
IT
WAS
HER
TURN
He's not crossing his arms in pride, he's crossing them in disappointment. He knows Melenia's shit by now.
Ummmmm... Radahn sisters?
t. institutionalized mental patient
>that cocky, condescending pose
nigger had no idea he was gonna be ground zero for the Hiroshima bombing of the lands between a minute later
T-minus 2 minutes until the Malenia simp shows up with the Wojaks
damn
that shes coping like all of Yea Forums
holy shit 1 second apart
My fucking sides
Mohg won
T-minus 1 minute until a Radahndurka drops his sandnigspeak
Malenia posters are wojak posters, who could've guessed
Instant victory even though you were off by two minutes and ONE second.
She already fucked up bad by going on the campaign anyway.
Now she gets to sit in the hollow, rotting husk of the Haligtree waiting for the God of Rot to finally take her while my lord becomes the consort to a new god.
It's her only way to cope with the situation
she's meant to be a reference to the more autistic Souls fans who refuse to use any mechanics besides rolling and RB and are supremely upset by a game that requires you do more.
Imagine being a god of war who mastered gravity magic strong enough to hold the stars, but losing to an amputee and the flu. Couldn't be me
Its GRRM interpretation of Hilary Clinton
both of you sit the fuck down
lol
Marika will never scratch your belly
>requires
cope more summon shitter.
I just realized the only wojaks I've seen about ER are either negative about a character or pro malenia. I don't think I've seen any positive about other characters that wasn't clearly some reddit meme template.
Did he ever do anything in the story anyway? Besides getting (shards of) his Death Rune stolen twice
Damn if only I said 1 second
Radahn pisses and shits himself when he sees this image. Then he probably eats his own shit cause he's a vegetative zombie.
19.9% of that 20.5% had to cheesed her too lol
why are maleniafaggots like this?
When you look at everything related to Malenia past shattering, it seems that she also suffered extreme brain damage, just a bit less severe because she still can talk shit at player before trying to kill him for no reason, but at the same time asking around Haligtree where is Miquella is no longer a possible task for her. You don't really need that part of brain to be good swordsman, just motor reflexes.
She was literally beaten up so badly by Radahn that she lost control of the Scarlet Rot though
Imagine Radahn destroying her pussy while he's that big
Kill the god skin queen
killed an army of godkillers and their queen and made every demi god shit their pants
Radahn used gravity magic when picking up his swords so he didn't actually beat her.
>Malenia
>sits around next to a tree like a fag
>Radhan
>has a FESTIVAL OF WAR
>no option for him to become your consort
Radahnbros?
bro that's my dog
Technically, Ranni won
I was thinking more like parrying and counters and jumping attacks. Some bosses seeming designed where you need to do at least one of these or could do all three to great success, but if you only roll you'll never find an opening.
But then there's also perfumes, low level incantations, really good sorceries, and a whole lot of other shit fags like you don't do before you take to Yea Forums to post a thread about how Margit is beating your ass despite being such a pro souls fan.
Outside of killing the gloam eyed queen he just kinda existed, he did make every demigod shit themselves in his presence so that must account for something
>dabs on her in combat
>she cheats to win
Feministbros....
>My guy totally won because instead of making a full recovery at home, he crawled around the desert for years eating shit and corpses, being compared to a rabid dog until someone eventually put him out of his misery
Not helping your argument here
He's hot though
Lmao based radahnCHADs
Strong theory that marika and radagon are basically gone and the elden beast is using their bodies to give orders to the golden order
demi-gods were literally afraid of him.. Malekithbros our time has come
Wasn't there a video with him stomping every single other boss in the game?
>get a cool battle scene in the story trailer with Malenia and Radahn
>get what's essentially a single still image in the actual game
I'm baffled at this decision. Would have hyped up Malenia a lot more than just wandering around Bloodborne Land.
>Malenia
>makes full recovery, sits around next to a tree like a fag
>Radhan
>has a FESTIVAL OF WAR
Yes