THEY WONT SHUT THE FUCK UP IM LEGITATEMATELY GOING INSANE I KILL 5 PEOPLE THEN LISTEN TO AN NPC TALK FOR 10 MINUTES...

>i lost control and now damaged my 2000$ gaming rig

Please tell me this is pasta

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>playing with local friend
>enjoying tiny tina
>dudes 58 year old dad joins the party chat
>"Why are you playing a game about a little girl"
>"Arent you scared your friends will think of you like a faggot?"
>unmute mic and ask him what his problem is
>goes on a rant about men not being men and his son liking cartoons and "girly" games
>Tell him he is an old obsolete retard who is stuck in the ways of stupid America and uneducated boomers
>friend removes me from the chat and calls me
>tells me his dad threatened to kill me if he ever sees me
>friend makes a private chat and warns me that his dad will pull a gun on me if i go to the house again
Im actually tempted to walk up to his door and confront him. Yes i will bring the cops with me.

I KNOW RANDY AND HIS RETARD FORCE BROWSE THIS WEBSITE

LISTEN YOU SHITTY FUCKING TALENTLESS CUNT, REMOVE THE CUTSCENES AND LET ME SKIP DIALOG YOU FAT UGLY PIG *OINK OINK SLURP UP YOUR MUD AND FECES YOU FAT UGLY CUNT* REMOVE THE FUCKING TALKING UP THE ENEMY COUNT YOU ARE SO FUCKING TRASH AT MAKING VIDEO GAMES WHY ARE YOU THE ONLY ONE ATTEMPTING A DECENT LOOTER SHOTOER HOLY SHIT SHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTT THE FUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKK UPPPPPPPPPPPPP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
STOP SPAWNING 10 ENEMIES AND MAKING ME WAIT FOR 10 MINUTES OF ACTUAL MIND MELTING MUSH OF A CONVERSATION JUST SOO A FUCKING DOOR OPENS
THIS IS THE WORST USER EXPERIENCE I HAVE EVER HAD THE MISFORTUNE OF SACRIFICING MY LIFE TO

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Good job retard now you can’t hang out with your friend anymore. Respect your elders

>Bring the police
There's no need, Go to his porch and do everyone a favor, si he can shoot You for tresspassing and being an insufferable faggot.

Kill him, don't involve the cops.
Apologize profusely to his son, try to lure the idiot out away from the safety of his father, and ambush him with a knife.
One took sink into his stomach or neck and the struggle is yours.
Then watch his father melt over the debacle he created.

How old is your friend?

He doesnt really care and said his dad is really stupid anyway. I guess he wasnt expecting someone to call him out on his lifelong stupidity. My friend lives in a small aprtment behind his dads house, it might be on his land but the son pays for it. Fuck him he is dead anyway. His dads like 400 lbs are pure dumb fuck with a horrible heart condition, his brain just hasnt gotten the memo that his body is dead.

>Knife vs Gun
Really? You are retarded. Slithing someone's throat is hard Even when the victim is unarmed. Booner is armed. Good luck with that.

>join your 30 year olds sons video game party just to say some retarded dared statements
>im insufferable
>the nigga is almost 60 years old, shouldnt he be a dinner at picadillys or some shit.

You just failed the IQ test.
The instructions were to lure his idiot son out by apologizing and reminding him that friends fight, and slaughtering him to get back at his dads threat.
It'll teach him that by threatening lives you create enemies that can't be magically shot away, and cripple him for the rest of his life.

Fuck off, shill
Borderlands was trash from day 1
Kill yourself, Randy

That old guys fuse is short, threaten his life back at him.
Rile him up, tell him you have a large group of friends and that your cousin "knows people."
He'll be sent into a schizophrenic panic, and will likely die being overly paranoid and engaging a non-enemy by accident.
This is a form of gaslighting, but also called a "hex" or a "geass" by the irish, basically a self fulfilling prophecy you inflict on someone mentally.

Amazing how one game buck broke an entire board and masses of elden ring fangirls. Bravo Randy, bravo!

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>LOL LOOK GUYS IM TROLLING ON Yea Forums LOL GET IT?? GET IT?!?!?!?
>crickets....
>LOL WHY ISNT ANYONE LAUGHING HAHAHAHHA IM TROLLING LOL!!! IM TROLLING IM TROLLING!!!!
>crickets...
>WAHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY DOESNT ANYONE LOVE ME WAHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>Be 30 years old
>Still playing videogames
>Men aged 30 have less testosterone than a 70 years old.
Mate, user would be fucked if he tried to do anything. Playing videogames at 30 gives me a physical profile of how might user look like. When You are a walking blob or a fucking toothpick, Even a old man can Best the shit out of You. Youth is useless if You don't train.

>mfw

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>make a joke trailer for a shitty game nobody wanted
>it doesn't sell
I for one am shocked.

>he thinks people who play a game called 'TINY TINAS WONDERLAND' want test

user, I....

Do not forget that most of them are female/black/LGBT
Maybe it's because I'm not used to shitty games but this one is the most "diversity friendly" I ever played, you can really feel the diversity hires disgusting influence.

All the boomers I knew as a child used to just:
>work
>then crash on the couch watching tv until they have to sleep
>repeat

Don't think gaming is much better.

Borderlands game tanks after Shadman stops posting.
Big Thinks anyone?

it is better

Imagine buying the game and not expecting it to be WORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDS over and over after Borderlands 3.

What would the boomer do when a basement dweller is "killing" his son
Loose his shit and laugh for the pathetic show and then shoot him, or shoot both retards and then laugh his ass off.

Making Tiny Tina ugly was a huge red flag for everyone who played the game.
A developer that doesn't recognize the sexy supple tender wet cunny is doomed to fail.

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Or the dad won't give a shit and go on with his life
The dad is right

The boomer wouldn't be anywhere near the murder you fucking imbecile.
I can literally see your cognitive functions failing as you type, embarrassing.

This is super funny
Retard

They had more testosterone and had less pre existent conditions because plastic particles in the blood stream wasn't that common

>Or the dad won't give a shit and go on with his life
>dads don't care about sons dying
Ooooooohhhhhhhhh...............

Sometimes I forget this community is completely separated from reality, how far gone do you have to be to even assert such a claim.

What a sobering reminder.

This is you

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based and true

Why does he look like an Oblivion NPC?

If abona friend lived with his father, how would he get out of Home without his das asking any questions? Think for a moment. How far should he lure his friend in order to kill him and Will he succeed in doing so? Killing is harder than a fucking movie or videogame. It takes planning and some basic physical strenght and stamina that the average burger and consoomer lacks

Idiot

Okay, even if that is true that's nothing that is their fault or that not playing video games would change.

Should have included the Zanzibart quest

peak Yea Forumsirgin larp

imagine buying anything Samantha "i love rape" Maggs wrote.

>how would he get out of Home without his das asking any questions?
Friends fight often, I use to go through similar scenarios with my friends father, they usually crack because they want to see their sun be happy and have fun, and over a small verbal dispute there is no lasting tension.

His dad isnt mentally there, theres a reason the dude has been divorced 8 times. My friends brother doesnt even have the same mother. theres more issue with him then what video games his kid plays.

Another thread derailed by agents of randy pitchfag

Based, Yea Forums is just a Discord raid website used by corporations to sell products, just like every ever cell in the America country body.

the dad has d*scord installed so he's as big a fucking faggot as his son

There's nothing wrong with playing videogames when You are a kid a teen or someone young. Problem is when You don't grow out and stop playing them a nd stay as a consoomer and never create anything of your own, it can be a videogame, a boon, a movie, or anything.

>see gay pirate skeleton captain again
>he's gonna marry his gay friend

I'm so fucking tired, holy shit

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AMAZING UI AND USER EXPERIENCE HOLY FUCKING KINOOOOOOOOOOO

DUDES AND BROS, LADIES AND GENTLEMAN I CANT SEE THE FUCKING MAP LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
POGGER POGGER POGGER

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I don't actually mind gay relationships in Video games.
Them being gay automatically makes it canon that they have brown poop butt sex.
Poopy, shit smelling rectum sex.
Shitty stinky fornication.

The guy is based, he is living the genghis khan lifestyle. Impregnating a bunch of women and leaving.

GIVE ME ONIONS DRINK!!!111

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Tiny Tranny Wonderland has buck broken this site beyond recognition. People can't take the game for what it is, a looter shooter. Story fags don't need to reply.

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Gay secs is dirty. My dick gets dirty with shit cooming out of femboy's ass

You guys go back and forth between praising men for not being a father and angry at men for not being there for his children. Its almost like no one here is genuinely invested in their own opinions.

But BL2 had good writting.

Show a single proof that I was bitching about absent fathers, in this thread

I think LGBT is becoming popular in video games because the act of sticking your dick inside someone's dirty, brown poop chamber is universally appealing. (I.E gay sex)
Gay sex is so awesome and epic, that we need gay characters to let you know that they indeed have poop on their dicks.

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I didnt say you did, guilty conscience?

but the looting and shooting sucks

It was solely carried by handsome Jack. And everything with gremlin Tina was hyper cringe inducing.

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Facebook-tier fake post. Even so the dad is right with the big picture, but is in the wrong for assuming that that borderlands is a girly game and sperging out about it. It's a reddit game, which is different.

Get good. That bitch was easy as hell on all my characters

Don't tell me it's only good in Destiny or Warframe.

no

Respect is earned not given. If you're a punk at 8 or 80 I ain't gonna take it

>You guys go back and forth between praising men for not being a father and angry at men for not being there for his children. Its almost like no one here is genuinely invested in their own opinions.
>I didn't Say you did
Yes you did
>Guilty conscience
No, why would I.
I just like to make fun of discord and reddit basement dwellers whose only purpose un life is to consume shit.

This is really awkward and unfunny bait.
It's left a poor taste in my mouth, and I am unlikely to interact with it ever again.

Tiny tina porn fanart is good though

>It's a reddit game, which is different
Yeah it is worse

the dad is right, you are a faggot, do everyone a favor and go confront him, kek

hahaha he paid money for that ha
L

I like to imagine that Yea Forums is the exact point where the multiverse conjoins, and thats why we have some of the best posters and some of the worst, because everyone is posting about their home reality while being unaware that everyone else here are also from another reality.

It makes most of the sheer retardation on here tolerable enough to not start tracking IPs and taking out the trash

Quite weird that they didn't advertise the game with how many possible gun drops are in the new game.

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Borderlands, Tiny Tina's Wonderlands has officially cracked my egg.
I didn't fully realize how badly I wanted to be called a "She/Her", and finally being asked that simple question prompted me to build an entire female character, fitting her to be what I'd imagine myself as a girl, and the entire experience has been mind blowing.

There's so many people expressing how they've always wanted to be a woman and I finally get it.

*inserts chew*
*spits*
youre a fag harry

>friend's dad insults me
>durr better kill my friend
Hyper autism at its finest

BASED, boomer manchild BTFO.