>game has elves
>they're marginalized losers that only serve to make everyone else look better
devs seriously need to stop doing this
Game has elves
Easton Martinez
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Levi Fisher
What happened to the elves being a mysterious and powerful race with strong magic powers
Alexander Cooper
I have no fucking idea user
Joshua Campbell
They got buck broken
Dylan Cook
>setting has elves
>they're smug superhuman atheist vegans who look down on humans despite staying hidden in their forest and never having met any
Many such cases (probably)
Carson Peterson
>Game has dark elves
>They crave white human cock
Luke Jenkins
>Meet human 500 years ago
>Dumbass couldn't even walk, talks in babbling speech
>His "mother" walks by minutes later, looking for her "toddler"
>Don't even bother speaking to this one, just walk away
>Humans are fucking retarded
Zachary James
Exactly that they became a "race" that mingled with other races like just another human subspecies, and did not remain mysterious, mythical, magical beings.
Daniel Morales
Coombrains, elf-haters and retarded leftists (the only one that write elves like how OP describes).
Dragon Age elves are truly pathetic.
Cameron Smith
>game has elves
>they're sadistic psychos who need to be put down
>game has elves
>holier than thou pricks
>game has elves
>they're horror movie slashers t. erry prachett
>game has elves
>they're lingering ghosts known only through their ancient civilization
John Butler
>game has elves
>they are the best
Leo Nguyen
Reminder not to date elves, you'll just be banging them for 100 years tops while they think of you like their third or fourth dog.
Michael Powell
Human self inserters don't like not being the most important race in the universe.
Adrian Reed
THREE RACES
>human
>elf
>?
William Cox
Elves are not real, want to talk about video games instead?
Asher Bailey
>Harpies
Levi Stewart
Just like a FUCKING elf to change the subject.
Matthew Brown
Dwarf. Are you stupid?
Jace Wood
You're nostalgic for an imaginary past that never existed.
Jonathan Bennett
based
Thomas Clark
around elves watch yourselves.
Jace Cooper
Slut goblins.
James Myers
It existed, unlike your shitty edit.
Nathaniel Gray
>Can't ever wear sleeves: The race
Only if they have incredibly dextrous feet.
Hunter Walker
DAWI!
Hudson Martinez
I'd rather watch the elves
Joshua Cook
This is now the pro-elf thread.
Zachary Harris
Man Eragon elves were the worst
Michael Campbell
Nathan Lewis
Oromis is really cool. Most of the other ones are annoying or creepy furry bait.
William Robinson
Alexander Lopez
WoW might be shit but at least the elves are still hot.
Luke Davis
>elves are fucbois
>not creepy ayylmaos
Shit lore!
Austin Roberts
Pic unrelated.
The elves in the game do not look like that at all.
Jason Moore
>>elves are fucbois
Already doing it wrong.
Hudson Jones
This isn't Pirotess cuckporn is it.
Anthony Gray
Carter Adams
>game has elves
>they kick ass and are superior to every other race, including other elves
Kevin Peterson
dragon age dropped a massive shit on elves making them into gypsy slaves living in slums who get abused by humans
Eli Reed
well that would depend on your definition of cuck pornshe isn't fucking Ashram so technically she's unfaithful, but she doesn't really get a choice either
Jordan Wright
>elves have passed their golden age and are a pale shadow of what they were once
Daniel Taylor
N'wah
Charles Collins
>baalnigger
Austin Barnes
What's with the lack of Elf Male and Human female in any story I only know of Tolkien pulling this
Michael Hill
Have some pity, user.
You know full well that our resident loser will now be compelled to never leave this thread until it’s over
Jace King
That's a D&D thing, whereas elves being an ancient society of smug proud racists on the wane is a Warhammer thing
Colton Gonzalez
Yes, they should stop including elves at all.
Cameron Diaz
>t. retard who has no idea what he's talking about
This is official art of Tyrande, her tits are as big as her head. Shut the fuck up you nogames faggot.
Jacob Collins
Dunmer are the best mer, easily.
Adam Gomez
It actually happens a lot in any setting that isn't completely retarded.
Warcraft did not have any of this pairing because it is indeed pretty retarded. Warhammer has some more, including asrai men trying to rape bretonnian peasant girls, or a half-elf with an elfen father in one of the novels.
Forgotten Realms has plenty of male elf and female human pairings, it's an interracial fuckfest after all. For instance, in Icewind Dale 2, the druid of Kuldahar that you meet in the game is a half-elf that was taught his druidcraft by his elfen father.
TES has bretons being mutts getting dicked so hard by elves that they turned more magical. In Morrowind, there is a quest of a female breton noblewoman falling in love with a dunmer rogue.
Some manga with male elves fucking human women as well.
Pic related is from an official manga for Drakengard, which raped plenty of human women.
Ayden Garcia
night elf milk...
Lucas Williams
It's not just her tits, are you blind. It's just a fatted up bimbo with /aco/ proportions.
Easton Moore
Christian Nelson
Shame they've become such a cuck race, although no elves have really made it out alright in WoW. Only the dwarves seem to have made it out with some semblance of dignity intact.
James Phillips
40k elves are pretty based I love the concept of planet sized spaceships that are carrying the remnants of a people that were once the top dogs of the galaxy but are now a dying race
Justin Gutierrez
I happens a bit in FF14. The woman in is VERY thirety for the elf dude's dick.
Lucas Ortiz
The only space elves ever done right, because there is actually something fey-like about them.
Landon Jackson
Elf nobles in the same region are notorious for fucking their human maids and then trying to fire them when they get pregnant a la real world nobles too
Christopher Rivera
The ships are basically lifeboats they used to escape just before the destruction of there Empire and society
Brayden Nelson
>Forgetting about the Dwarfs.
Ryan Foster
only a little comparable but kinda reminds me of the ending SOMA
Zachary Long
>Elves are holier-than-thou recluses that scoff and humans and practice witchcraft and rituals
>Humans comparatively suck at magic, so they focus on technological advancement instead and start to hate all non-humans
I love this shit like you wouldn't believe.
Mason Russell
Andrew Nelson
yes I mean it's a well known fact that brown dark elves love white human men
Caleb Scott
Michael Sanchez
Contemporary Elves are a cope written by a man with PTSD; fuck you, fuck your trees, and fuck the wind you blew in on you knife eared bastard
Elijah Brooks