Bird gaming

now post the journalist version

is it possible to fuck a bird

birds can fly shortly after being born, what makes you think they're not sick of flying? dumb biped.

Birds are not for sexual

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Ouch

why not

Give these motherfuckers another 100 years of evolution and were fucked

Birds are cool, but not for fuck. They are for pets and companionship

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why can't these people ever hold a fucking camera steady

Yes, I’ve known people who lost their virginity to a chicken. Can you imagine the taste of that chicken?

Based bird enjoyer

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What if corvids had arms and hands? We'd be fucked.

Why not both? Lovey Dovey sex

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Probably tastes like chicken?

I like a lot of birds, but corvids are my favorite. Did you know that corvids engage in play, which is considered a sign of high intelligence among animals?

I want a crow game, unironically.

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They don't exactly need them. Corvids can already make very simple tools with their beaks alone.l

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I for one welcome our corvid overlords

no one stopping you from busting all over your pet raven

Holy shit I will never look at a crow the same way again

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Post the webm of a bird being smarter than a game journalist.

True. But if they had them they would be able to do more than basic tools. I' certain they would build civilisations.

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What's your favorite bird, Yea Forums?
Mine is the great horned owl
They just look so fucking cool

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Crows are based

Now I want a pet Raven

I don't have that one, sadly. Have a raven learning to sort colors.

Oh absolutely. They already have their own little societies. Did you know corvids are monagmous (no cuckshit) and they forge life-long friendships with other corvids? Super cool. Thems the foundations of a society.

For me it's the crow, but any corvid is cool to me.

They really are.

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Owls are unfortunately very stupid birds. Ironic considering they are traditionally symbols of wisdom. They're just one step above turkeys.

youtube.com/watch?v=OOjXaAZHEQE

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So you're saying they're Jews?

I mean... they're crafty, so maybe?

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NEVER get a cockatoo as a pet
t. cockatoo as a pet

One minute they're bros. 10 seconds later they're trying to bite your fingers off and screaming for no reason.

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And one more of crows being little shits.

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best thread on this shithole of a board

Secretary bird.

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that's a big bird

While we're at it, always get lovebirds in couples. You don't wanna find out what happens if you don't respect their name

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For me it's the spectacled owl, they're so neat.

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OHNONONONO
DUCK BROS, HOW DO WE COPE?
youtube.com/watch?v=_wtwIRtK0MY

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crows are evil

They could easily overpower him, ducks need to learn some moves from geese.

have you guys got any good bird stories
my great grandfather had a pet rooster
not like a chicken coop, just a rooster, despite living in what was basically a suburb of a large american city
the rooster, tugwell, lived in the basement. he'd just walk up the steps to the kitchen and out to the backyard through a doorflap whenever he wanted to, which meant every morning. then he'd just strut back on down to his lair.
lived a pretty long time too I think
but that was all long before I was born, back in the '70s
makes me want to get a rooster

>bum a dart?

a bird hit my window and got brain damage

For me, it’s the Barn Owl.

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Fucking lol

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>singlehandedly responsible for 90% of ghost and alien folklore
how did they do it bros

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theses mfs

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