Touhou is dead

this is like the fifth mobage though why are you only complaining now

>English version rearranges banners to separate newly added / high tier characters into different banners with existing units / low tier characters instead
That the English playerbase actually accepted this bullshit is insane.

And nothing of value was lost.

>Touhou... is dead.
youtube.com/watch?v=R2x33MMcthQ

Fine

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what are you waiting for to clear a game on lunatic ?

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I'm a casual, maybe I'll try HSiFS lunatic in a few months. Need to clear hard on some more games before I feel up to it though.

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lunatic is for gay men who only play touhou or only play shmups
I don't want to be gay

you WILL kneel everytime someone post a lunatic clear and you WILL like it

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yeah kneel to suck that duck lmoa

How do we stop zoomireko from becoming a blogger ewhore in the future?

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She looks like she fucks human men

I still can't beat HRtP.

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Does it at least have a self insert male protagonist? I’ll be down for a gacha if they do this. I’m never going to play Touhou unless I can self insert and date the girls

if you know about how broken bombs are during stages and how you can only damages boss with bombs on your last life it's literally impossible to not get it

try clearing lolk legacy

Play EraToho then

Ok I will post mine

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>secondary spotted
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play the game or fuck off nigger

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Fuck, didn't mean to post that

it lets you self insert as a little girl
no I'm not joking

You self insert as a little girl who is also a cunnyseur

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ZUN sold out...

You're like 5 or more years late to be complaining about LW

I know how broken bombs are and definitely use them to defeat bosses, but I continue to lose. At least I got a new high score.
I miss being able to move up and down.

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>Touhou unless I can self insert and date the girls
EraTW is ltierally made for you

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Guess I'm gay now. That would explain a whole lot

summarize the story right now

Yeah this is about the quality I would expect from a gacha thread.

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i expected and have seen worse

god I wish that were me

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I love how the existence of this single gacha makes western touhoutards red hot with pants-shitting rage. meanwhile the nips dont give a shit and just enjoy things for what they are

I reach Konngara with four lives and one bomb. This time I win.

Tenshi, what a woman you are!

Why does Reimu wear the mask?

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GOD DAMN IT I DIDN'T EVEN COME CLOSE TO BEATING HER

self-inserts are based. stay mad you butthurt yurifaggot. you are a disease on japanese media

have you tried bouncing the ball into her face?

play other shmups

That doesn't work. Her hitbox is closer to her chest. I wish she had a huge hitbox like Mima.

Wow japanese fans are vocal about the new chapter and they are not happy. They're discontented with the way Tenshi's character is going and the whole 'taking my seed as a reward' thing. I guess they were holding out hope for a 'celestial that is something else besides my personal seedbed' route. They are even signing a DMCA to have the whole chapter changed. Obviously it won't happen and she'll birth my offspring but it shows how unhappy they are

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To forget the hard times and her duty as a miko.

I played blue revolver. It was pretty cool.

Where is this pasta from?
And why do you keep spamming it?

ShingeKI NO Kyojin

No, you are a girl, ZUN mandated it.

This makes the twitter trannoid angry.

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There's the door on your way out.
Fyi every fandom is full, good luck on finding something you can gatekeep

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What food does Shimmy eat for breakfast?

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Because she's the crimson slasher

this
western touhou fans are like ledditors who call instagram/tiktok users "normies" thinking leddit is some underground sekrit gentleman's club

English touhoufags are some of the most willingly cucked people on gaming right there with pokefags, it's insane

My semen

one slice of tangerine. Not all of it mind you.

SEX

my cum

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You could probably get it in an hour or two if you went for it right now. Lunatic is not that much of a step up in HSiFS.

Sexo

I'm not writing smut.

Still sex

How the fuck am I supposed to beat this?

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Sex

move left and right in order to position yourself where the bullets are not

shoot more talismans
always shoot talismans to remove bullets
that first death was on you