Dresses like a nun

>dresses like a nun
>attacks with flowers
>constantly talks about "love"
I don't get it

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The twist will be that he's actually Miquella

Screencap this.

>rubs his hands like a fucking mosquito
smelly from day 1

I like his flower weapon

Very bold on Fromsoft's part to make the invader faction a gaggle of gay pedophiles with aids

its formless MOTHER

just wait for the vaati video bro

He cooms to mohg/miquella explicit fanfiction on AO3

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Fellow "Varre is gay" theorist chad!

I have noticed that Varre fujos are quite prevalent what's the deal?

>Club is based on hemanwomanhaters and Maiden killers
>calls you a virgin neet
>Overtly dedicated to Mohg
>And for what dialogue he has, it's flowery.

He's very effeminate without being a full on faggot

I hate how varre's bouquet is absolute trash. Tiny range, hilariously bad damage. Worst bleed buildup than just using literally any other weapon with a bleed/occult infusion. Was it so much to ask for to have to have a worthwhile ARC-specific weapon that wasn't some tryhard edgelord dexshitter garbage like RoB? It's so cool looking, but I can't justify using it.

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>he cares about stats and not looking cool
lame

I'm not a meta tryhard faggot. I'm willing to use less-than-ideal weapons for style points. But these things have their limits, and the bouquet is just so laughably and inexcusably bad in every single way.

He reminds me of that guy from the kingdom of heaven

Varre is a FAGGOT who worships and wants to get FUCKED by a PEDOPHILE AIDS DEMON.

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one of the most pathetic deaths in any souls games

>NOOOOOOOO LUMINOUS MOHG I TRUSTED THE PLAN YOU TOLD ME YOU'D FIGURE OUT A WAY TO IMPREGNATE MIQUELLA'S BOYPUSSY AAAAAHHHHHHHHH TWO MORE WEEEEEEEEEEKS

Was pretty funny

Don't know, killed his ass as soon as he called me maidenless

Maidenless behavior

Exactly and I'm a midget too

>PLEEEAAAASSSSEEEE

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I think he is gay and cute. Literally groomed by Mohg.

He gives big gay energy.

>You have the sweetest scream.... My little lambkin

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>He wants me to use his infected finger
That's hella gay bro not cool

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>sub, just killed your maiden. since you're maidenless. I'm afraid you're doomed.
what does he mean by this?

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Sharp male features paired with blood. You see that a lot in yaoi type art.

dude is literally a cult recruiter/discord groomer. I thought he would be /ourguy/ but that's actually Seluvis who collects actual people for his anime figure display case

oh good heavens, clench your teeth
or something

He is Mohg's first lover.

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I'd that cause blood comes from the poopoo hole during gaysex

>you find blood-tainted excrement in the mohgwn palace

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>I WAS TOLD THERE'D BE MAIDENS
>A HIGH END BROTHEL STAFFED ENTIRELY BY LEYNDELL RUNAWAYS

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>that single line inspired a shitton of fujo art

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It was pretty satisfying.

>GHOSTED by Mohg while dying
Poor bastard.

Dude even looks like a faggot behind the mask.

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He's actually good looking.

He looks exactly like my dad, holy shit.

>mohg drew a dick on his forehead
kek what a trickster

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Fuck, now I see it

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I love my cute husband Varré!!

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Don't know, killed this guy as soon as he moved to the church in the Lake.

Varré is cute! CUTE!

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him and mohg are supposed to be bottom of the barrel pathetic

YES!

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he called me his "lambkin" and it made me uwu

it took a month for artists to complete his quest, but im glad people are finally recognizing the kino of varre

you need a boyfriend bro

Sex

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I'm too much of a mess for one of those, but still, GOD I WISH.

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you are aware we know what he, and every other npc in the game really looks like right?
youtube.com/watch?v=hu_Q9TwF5Xc&t

What would you do, bros?

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Sex

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I’m playing a moralfag character, do I have to atone if I kill his ass? What does atoning even do?

I'm not a viglet, so this would never happen.
If he insisted, I could still beat his ass.

>effeminate
What? He's literally a condescending asshole that dresses like a budget serial killer. There's nothing feminine about him.

I would ask Melina why she got breast implants when she knew I liked her DFC

atoning just undoes NPC aggression if you beat them up (but didn't kill em still). so no you don't have to atone, you can kill him, piss and shit on his corpse and move on with a clean conscience.