Games where i can play as a Roman chad and kill the low IQ barbarian horde?

you forgot to add brazillian and mexican in the picture

Actually it was us Celts that did it while you "barbarians" were too occupied infighting for a thousand years.

ryse
youtube.com/watch?v=QNO9n9TthZg

ignore the naysayers, it's kino and the combat is still good

>g*rms
>anything other than the vile soulless barbarians that do nothing but destroy evrope

>angloids
>creating anything

Expeditions Rome. You can even get a qt tomboy wife

Romebros... where did it all go wrong

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When that faggot tranny emperor was allowed to ascend. God I miss Hadrian

LIZ THINKS RACISM IS BAD

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dumb lizposter

>we wuz celts

Which episode of the Sopranos is this?

Expeditions Rome

that guys a spic

this slob cannot be italian as he eats spaghetti with a spooon .

This is honestly a lot more fun than I expected. Great spectacle, storming the beaches of Britannia was kino and the combat is flashy and satisfying enough to keep you engaged.

This. They’ve been desperate as of late.
t. Spaniard

agreed
everyone was like: LOL QTEs
but I enjoyed it regardless

Caesar iii

How do you get so fat? I've been a shut in NEET for years and I'm not nearly as big

do people unironically think ancient /int/ memes are some kind of jew propaganda? lol

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He's an Italian American, and that weight is accounted for in the American part

Ryse is exactly what you described

The female characters in this game make my pp hard

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lmao

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>tfw got the ending of a Retired Hero but Caeso had to die first as I refused to attack Lurco on the podium
I disliked how railroaded most of the game is (especially compared to Conquistador) until the last Act but this didn't feel anti-climatic at all. If it included the move to Egypt and marry Cleopatra part from the Exiled ending, I'd have considered it perfect for my character. Not exactly what OP is looking for but it's worth a playthrough if you're willing to accept it's limits. Just wait until they fix the bugs they introduced with the latest update (plus the minor but long-standing ones) and refine the revamped legion battles. Or just stick with 1.2.1.46.59714 throughout the run.

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he looks like a fat fucking beaner. Shitalians ruined America

Not the best example since every Spanish colony is a shithole filled with mestizo parasites.

Anyone remember that cartoont beat em up where you play as two gallic guys and fight romans?

I'm watching Rome at the moment, it's fantastic. I've read a bunch about Rome and the Republic/Empire but I've never sympathised much with Julius Caesar until watching this show, the Republic was totally fucked up and he was absolutely in the right for trying to change it

>low iq
>kept bitch slapping the romans

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HE WAS A CONSUL OF ROME

love Rome, it's like a top five guilty pleasure show for me
It's not perfect but its got some excellent stuff in it

astérix? lol damn zoomers

I can smell the low IQ indyreflet from here

>Roman
>Chad
>after getting pummeled by mongrels with sticks

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they're called refugees, chud

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>shithole filled with mestizo parasites.
Ohh say can you see

Mount and blade bannerlord

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Post body

Needs to have Bongs on there. 90% of bongs posting these days are some kind of paki/indian.

Keto is just what homosexuals do when they don't have the discipline to fast.

>Needs to have Bongs on there.
Look closer

> Keto is just what homosexuals do when they don't have the discipline to fast.
Or just eat less. There is a strong correlation between ketolards and fasting zealots.

nobody brought up keto before this i don't get it

Man why don't we get kino historical shows anymore, everything coming out nowadays is filled with nogs and fantastical elements

there's no bong dumbdumb

3 episodes in and the show already hit its peak, everything was downhill from there

> nobody brought up keto before this i don't get it
Your are witnessing a proxy battle that is fought daily on /fit/

Can't believe they cut out Marc Anthony's funeral for Caesar. I heard they filmed it but HBO cut it.

Or just don't eat and you'll lose weight even faster.
No point in eating if there's fat stored on you.

CLOSER

Modern day Italy

>Allah save the Queen

>eating spaghetti with a spoon
definitely NOT Italian

Post gyno

> Or just don't eat and you'll lose weight even faster.
Why is it a race?

to the right of japan you silly willy

The longer you are fat, the more it will negatively affect your body.

we all know the speech. No reason to show it.

Any Imperivm game

>everything coming out nowadays is filled with nogs and fantastical elements
You answered your own question. Hollywood and its subsidiaries do not care for the art of film making anymore. They are nothing more than political propaganda machines for the ruling class.

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> The longer you are fat, the more it will negatively affect your body.
Another few weeks or months makes zero difference.

>No reason to show it.
I disagree, could have been the highlight of the season.

>fragile anglo has to move the goalposts constantly
Lovely

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Unless you are cutting down your intake to like sub 800 calkories you won't lose weight nearly as fast.
Via fasting you'll be burning fat all the time.

Ryse: Son of Rome

poor's man Gladiator
The plot was weak, combat mediocre at best and it lasted 5 hours
Most of the forest section is forgettable but the rest is a solid "ok". I paid 2€ for it and it was worth that, wouldn't reccomend it though

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I'm at least glad that people in general seem to be more interested in history now, even if Hollywood are shitting all over our history with their propagandised productions

> Unless you are cutting down your intake to like sub 800 calkories you won't lose weight nearly as fast. Via fasting you'll be burning fat all the time.

Again. Why is it a race?

see

See

Yes angloid is unfortunately germanic

And again, unless you cut down your intake hard down to such levels, it won't just be "a few weeks".

see